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@atemporalKaishakunin
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[It's a direct video upload. A gloved hand adjusts the angle, and the camera takes a couple seconds to automatically adjust the exposure and focus on the subject, a lime-green smuppet posed on candy-red bedsheets.] [A lanky deer monster with a flat chest and nubby antlers walks into frame. Her white hair reaches her shoulders, and she's wearing a white tank top, the gloves seen at the beginning of the video, a pair of gold-tinted shades, and a black skirt. In her off hand is a blade; it's unclear whether it should be categorized as a long knife or a shortsword. She gives it a twirl for emphasis, and then drops her skirt, displaying her already-unsheathed bulge for the camera.] [The deer girl climbs onto the bed, her head no longer visile in the shot. She holds down the back of the smuppet's head with her free hand, and slowly but deliberately begins to penetrate it, making small, teasing incisions into the plush with her blade as she does. An external boom mic just barely in frame captures her exaggerated moaning, while the camera continues to focus on the puppet's fate. Rhythmic thrusts are accompanied by periodic shallow cuts into the fabric's surface.] [A couple minutes in, she visibly slows down. She grabs the puppet by the neck section, as if to asphyxiate, and begins to methodically cut at the base of the head. Her vocalizations chill the fuck out, replaced now with heavy breathing. The blade cuts deeper, and deeper, until the head comes off entirely. She tosses the discarded head over her shoulder, and for a moment the camera gets a clean view of the smuppet's throat, and the tip of her now-slick bulge buried inside, before she abruptly adjusts her pose to lean over it.] [The girl begins humping the plush corpse deliriously, her short tail practically vibrating and her moans now breathy and genuine. Storing her blade in her sylladex, she lifts her shades and attempts to make eye contact with the camera, but her eyes can't focus on the lens properly, and it's not long before she crashes over the edge, vocalizing incoherently as her body thrashes into the plush hole, then goes limp.] [The video hangs on the blissed-out deer girl's face for an uncomfortably long time before it ends. Seems she did this production entirely unaided, and cut the feed after the fact in her editing software.]
...so are literally ALL of the monsters on this site versions of me specifically? that feels concerning somehow.
i thought you were human prior to this post. but no.
i do not know these names but it's good to know that i didn't somehow inherit my bro's sheer quantity of alt selves lmfao
i can see that ;p
i like deer girls. i have no shame about that.
hm. considering.
Be careful about it. That shit's poison.
i very much can see an example of that embarrassing herself on the timeline right now. just thinking. the drugs that make you all id all the time would be an interesting spin on #intox that i wouldn't get the chance to experience otherwise. i can tank the worst hangover of my life for that.
missed a tag fml
experiencing timeline variation firsthand in terms of how annoying the alternates of people you know can be.
i mean. my first post here is a vid i recorded. y'all already know i'm one of the twiggiest to ever do it. doesn't stop me from being stronger than 99% of the non-gods among you.
...i should pin that, now that i think about it.
hm. i wonder how thoroughly the dreambot is connected to her. for normal reasons.
every time i have to interact with a hope player for any reason my distaste for the entire aspect grows incrementally. tch.
tfw everyone you know is bisexual including yourself so you forget it's possible to be Not That until people start posting about it being lesbian day
#mindbreaking a hope player so hard their classpect changes. watching their grip on unreality fade in real time. is this anything.
you ever just feel like.
the silly smiler? always.
No.
my kismesis being two people only one of which can be awake at a time provides unique opportunities for #somno that i'd love to take advantage of were it not for the fact that her waking body lives on some fuckass island in the middle of nowhere. we don't hate on jake harley enough, i think.
@imJunior smuppet badge + anything else you see fit, if you would? thanks in advance
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou?
thanks :)
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
wish i was shoving my bulge down a cute girl's throat and watching her struggle to breathe instead of being on this FUCKING ZOOM CALL. does anyone at skaianet know how to communicate without wasting hours of your time on vapid word salad. christ.
<<"sounds like fun,,,,">>
c< HOt >c
:3
最速最高の瞬間を魅せつけて 遥かなる高みへ もっと強く羽ばたけ FLY HIGH 誰もが羨んだ姿に届くまで 全てを追い抜いて #lyricsposting
I THINK IF YOuRE A DICK TO SOMEONE BECAuSE THEY GAVE YOu AN ANSWER TO A QuESTION YOu ASKED BuT THEY WERENT THE PERSON YOu DIRECTLY ASKED WE SHOuLD BE ALLOWED TO HuRT YOu
Confrontation is a social artform lost to time in the modern world. You can't have a little disagreement without getting a gun pulled on you or becoming the nebulous subject of a vaguepost. Admittedly, the former may just be an innate Texan feature. But my point still stands.
Which is to say, learn how to tell people off for being pricks. It's quite simple.
...hm. should i make myself one of those autoresponder guys? busy gal here.
hm.
asserting dominance by tipping an amp over so the speaker faces the floor and pumping eurobeat loud as fuck.
i am quite fond of the green-to-cyan range. for no particular reason.
if your child is afraid of the dark then the next time you spar with them have the lights turned off the whole time. there's a reason danmaku noobs are always recommended imperishable night. spell practice is always useful and the expanded deathbomb window is very forgiving for new players, but mostly? it's because mystia's whole deal helps you practice focusing your attention on your immediate surroundings. the same thing applies to a real-life fight. the less sensory noise you have to sift through, the more effectively you can drill the fundamentals. learn how to read your non-visual cues. 99% of what you can see is just noise. cut through it.
tl;dr: the way out is through, usually.
BPP < thats kind of a blunt appurroach fur somenyan saying "cut through it", dont you think?
well, winning isn't always about elegance. wasting bombs is preferable to getting pichuun'd.
B33 < be that as it may B33 < people dont always work like video games