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Ever since the kid moved out, I've been out of practice. #strife
s0unds about right, i'll drink tw0 that
gog alien girls are sooooo needy. They let me get away with fucking anything lmao! #suggestive
[It's a video upload. Lily is standing facing the camera in front of the absolute disaster that is her office/lab. She's wearing the same uniform from her headshot, and her eyebags are extremely visible.] [She clears her throat.] "My name is Lily Green, I head up the biomancy team here at Clockwork. This is a public demonstration of something I've been working on." "When you think of the natural advantages of god tiers, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Conditional immortality. The fact that they're immune to dying in ways arbitrarily deemed 'narratively unsatisfying.' There's two ways to level the playing field here. Clockwork has already demonstrated god-tier-cancelling effects in a live combat setting. But the other thing you can do..." [Lily uncaptchas a cylindrical object with a few exposed PCBs on the outside. She straps a sensor to her arm and attaches it to a port on the cylinder.] "Now, I do believe an ex-coworker of mine had a suggestion for me, hm? Something along the lines of 'cull yourself'?" [She grins ear to ear. Her expression is very much that of someone who hasn't gotten much sleep in a while.] "What do you say I give them what they want, hm?" [She uncaptchas a blade, takes a deep breath,] "KALNIA-SAMA THIS IS FOR YOU--!" [and slashes her own throat. She crumples to the floor, blood pools out of the wound, and the camera is treated to a full view of her body shutting down in real time -- upon which an indicator LED on the side of the cylinder flashes, and it suddenly discharges, glowing pale green as Lily's throat knits itself back together. Her eyes refocus, she blinks a few times, and she shakily stands back up, absolutely beaming.] "Fahaha, you see that? I'm not a god tier, and I didn't use my own Life powers at all just now! It's powered by pure, simple nuclear fusion! What you just saw is a mechanism that CONVERTS electricity into Life!! You don't need a god on standby to resurrect people, anyone anywhere can automate the revival process!! And of course why stop at immortality when you could use this for regenerative armor, geoengineering, giving your enemies cancer, anything that a Life player can do we can reverse-engineer for our applications! The possibilities are endless!! The future is ours!!" [The video cuts off here.]
baffling.
sure. can you just do it a bit quieter? unless theyre getting in your face about it at least.
people murder each other on here.
a few days must mean it's heat so adding this to my queue too
i like deer girls. i have no shame about that.
people don't understand the kind of person that i am
I really do have to wonder how he found himself here if he's not "one of us". But I suppose some things must simply remain mysteries.
To be absolutely clear. We have Dirk Strider. We have an Egbert family. And we have numerous alternate universes where people get swapped around like a What If comic. And people *completely* unrelated to our bullshit do not often find this website. It really did seem the most logical assumption to us, and deserved a fair amount of investigation.
I'm still horizontal, but the sentiment is there.
Certain people will be proud that I managed to pierce my own nipples via a buyable kit. The pain wasn't too bad. I made sure everything was sterile. The logical process consisted of surgical gloves, a clamp and the piercing needle with the bars ready nearby to insert. Although, I may need to not sleep on my front for at least a week. The sensitivity of them is something you might just have to earn the right to know.
▲coming soon▼ ▲you▼ ▲if you play your cards right▼
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
first thanks about the tits second thats fair i cant lie its kinda like im wearing a thong shaped target i cant blame you if i smelled bbq in the wind itd be hard to ignore for me too
>(^= KITTY ATTACKS YΦU WITH =^)< >(^= SPARKLE SPARKLE PUSSY PΦWER =^)< >(^= GETS YΦU GETS YΦU GETS YΦU =^)<
Alright then. I ain't here to yuck anyone's yum, despite the earlier implications of exactly that. You do you.
SOMEONE GETS IT!!! SOMEONE GETS IT!!!!
You know what I’m so kind you can also have the reason people have started calling me kitten. A repost. And yes sorry Dave, there’s toes in this one too.
NO FOR REAL THOUGH
⛧if your knife blade doesn't touch their posturepole then your knife isn't cutting deep enough. they'll just plug that shit up with some quick-clot or something. #violence #advice #murder #gore⛧
This fucking guy.
he7, whatever gets the job done
:3
c< HOt >c
<<"sounds like fun,,,,">>
You know, it's funny... even when my life is finally looking up, I'm still so bored. I want to do something crazy, you know?
I THINK IF YOuRE A DICK TO SOMEONE BECAuSE THEY GAVE YOu AN ANSWER TO A QuESTION YOu ASKED BuT THEY WERENT THE PERSON YOu DIRECTLY ASKED WE SHOuLD BE ALLOWED TO HuRT YOu
c< yOu sHOuld prObably get tHat cHecKed Out >c
Confrontation is a social artform lost to time in the modern world. You can't have a little disagreement without getting a gun pulled on you or becoming the nebulous subject of a vaguepost. Admittedly, the former may just be an innate Texan feature. But my point still stands.
A howdy and good mornin' to all y'all! Or a good night, for all my nocturnal chums. Got a busy day ahead of me today, but I figured I'd at least say my hellos and how-do-ya-dos before gettin' to work. Y'all have a nice day, m'kay?
were too cool for any president to contain us clearly its like sometimes you just see two towers ahead of you and the engine whirrs something magnificent and the mass of turbines have one goal ahead one really really cool goal full of the vision of which those towers ahead provide with something of future providence mad divine creating a wicked ass explosion to draw in the masses you picking up what im putting down or what if chittr is the towers im making an impact
Every time someone tells me to go suck a dick, I gain a little more power. #nsfw
*s¹gh*~♤♡ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
Er...why thank you!! Gosh, I've got no clue how to respond to somethin' like that, but it's mighty darn appreciated! Ain't the strangest thing a stranger's said to me, if you can believe that. Haha.
B33 < well that was a neat goregle h33h33
#mybunny <3
#tiethemuptuesday #suggestive That's it, that's the post!
Nah, I'm just messing with ya champ.
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✧જ⁀ I get you!!! You get me!!! Strive and Strife!!! Always gotta be ready for the big game!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
nothing gets me emotional like a good song lmfao
8=l < Stubby tails are cute
:33< mew get it impurrlicitly
Hmmm I see, still find it real interesting how you followed me, I'm keeping my eyes on you.