Swifer Eggmop
@swiferEggmop
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT'S BEEN ALL QUIET ON THE CROCKER FRONT TODAY. I SEE IT'S MOTHERS DAY. YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE. ASKED AND ANSWERED. EVERY YEAR ON THIS EXACT SAME "HOLIDAY" SHE SITS IN HER OFFICE ALL DAY, NOT ANSWERING CALLS OR MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES. OUR MAN ON THE INSIDE SAYS HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HE;LL HAPPENS IN THERE AND FRANKLY IF YOU COULD FIND ME A FUCK TO GIVE I WOULD TELL YOU TO PUT IT BACK. ALL THIS DAY MEANS TO ME IS WE GET A FULL 15 HOURS TO MAKE OUR MOVES BEFORE SHE CAN RETALIATE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, BETTY. ENJOY CLEANING UP THE RUBBLE OF DRONE FACTORY FA-1CC.
We're playin' Among Us if any of y'all here want to hop in! Here's the code for the folks that do. LWJAXG
My time on Chittr is slowing down. I can barely find time between shifts to post, but I just you all to know. You are cared for by someone~ Wishing everyone who reads this a lovely evening from the deepest depths of my pusher
c< tHaNK yOu, aNd i HOpe yOu Have a Nice eveNiNg as well!!!! >c
I know. I'm cared for by Yunyun. Yunyun is always here for me. Yunyun is here for you, too. Yunyun is here for all of us. Open your dokidoki pushers to her and let her pump you full of her love denpa. She will purge the toxic denpa of reality from your heart and lead you to a wonderful place. Rim de Lacent.
Oh, I'm so so grateful for Ms. Maryam's help in gettin' me ready for the gala proper! She helped get me all nice and fancy for the event, and even lent me one of her own dresses for it! Golly, I'm honored...
Oh my. I went and missed the whole darn announcement for the ball! I imagine it's too late to go and sign up.
7ou posted this right before the post sa7ing it’s not too late
Not at all! The ball is tomorrow, but I've just posted about the signups.
Looks like I got disconnected from the lobby. A right shame that is, but we were almost done for the day it looks like. I hope the game goes well for the rest of y'all! #amongus
c< tHaNKs 4 playiN! >c
Today just ain't my day, it seems. Killed first thing both times in a row! Darn it... #amongus
c< iM sO fucKiNg sOrry, it just HappeNed 2 be yOu >c
Haha! All's well and forgiven. I'll be actually cross if I'm the first to kick the bucket three times in a row!
c< if its Me agaiN, ill dO My best 2 NOt slit yOur tHrOat! >c
Hoo-whee this crowd is rowdy! But I'm glad I was able to make it in time. It's a whole lot different from how I was expectin', if I may be frank. In a good way, of course! #fightnight
This #fightnight tomfoolery sure seems like a hoot! I might head on over there myself if it won't gum up the works.
Crocker's sponsorin' a whosawhatnow??
I ain't quite sure how to feel about this if I can level with all of y'all, but time will tell how it all works out in the end. Sheesh.
Good mornin', Chittr! Had one helluva work load to get through the other day, it tuckered me right out! Usually fancy myself an early riser, but I suppose the extra rest has been well and good. I got quite the backlog to read up on, though!
Golly... I ought to log off before the commander sees what posts I've been browsin' in my spare time. But y'all have fun, alright? Modern technology sure is the bee's knees. Well, when used for more, er, benevolent means, that is.
Robots can do what now?!
technology really is amazing in all universes.
they can do what we have only dreamed of before! this is the biggest technological advancement ever
i didn't think an android could be capable of sexual reproduction, but i was proven very wrong. the line between living and nonliving has been further blurred, if not completely shattered by this point. artificial life-forms can, in fact, sustain themselves and perpetuate their kind. it's really one of the most incredible things i've seen here, and i likely never would have had any idea of it without this website. the internet is just as unbelievable an invention. at least, coming from someone from a world most like the 4th century AD on 3arth. perhaps you have all grown very accustomed to it. android reproduction, however, seems to be groundbreaking for all of us.
Gosh. There's missiles droppin' out on the battlefront, and I mosey on over to Chittr to see there's missiles droppin' in the parties too! Well, as long as y'all're havin' fun, I suppose. But y'all be careful out there, y'hear?
I got brought on as a janitor to help with the post-cook off clean-up, and my *word.* If the kitchen gets any messier throughout this whole malarkey, we'll be out here for the whole darn day before the floors even think about lookin' spiffy again, let alone the countertops!
Oh, you're a darlin', but I think we'll be quite alright. I'd hate to impose, but all the same, I can't stop you if you're really itchin' to help out with the cleanin'.
Well I helped make it, it's only right. I'll head back into the kitchen area.
Good gods! Saucy posts are a dime a dozen on this here site. Some of y'all need a good swifin', that's for darn sure. Not that I'm judgin', heavens no.
>>| .i'm having .a bad feeling .about the meaning behind word "swifing". please, do correct me.
>--D=There=is=nothing=wrong=with=showing=your=body=off=so=that=other=trolls=can=appreciate=it=and=you=yourself=can=feel=more=confident=haha=:P//<
Oh, it's nothin' to fret over! It's just me usin' my trusty mop. But it ain't just any old mop. It's a swif, y'hear.
Ain't that the truth. I just wasn't expectin' quite the rambunctious lot here. Though, it is in the odd hours of the night, so I ought to temper my expectations a good bit.
>>| semi .understandable. yet, the metaphorical meaning beckons. let this stay .as .a mistery.
>--D=Yeah=they=are=quite=active=throughout=the=whole=day=not=that=I=have=any=complaints=haha=:P//<
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
HI. I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED ALMOST EVERY INTERACTION I'VE HAD ON HERE SO FAR HAS BEEN SOME LEVEL OF NORMAL. THANKS FOR JUST SAYING HI. I APPRECIATE IT.
4S 4DOR4BL3 4S 1T 1S TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S 4WKW4RD 1N GR33T1NG 4NYON3 FROM YOUR GR1ZZL3D B4CKSTORY 1 WOULD 1M4G1N3 TH4T B4CK 4ND FORTH COMMUN1C4T1ON ON H3R3 WOULD B3 CONS1D3R3D V1OL4T1NG YOUR STUP1D RUL3S, WOULD 1T NOT? >:]
DISREGARDING THE ASININE USAGE OF 'GRIZZLED' HERE, NO. BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION DOESN'T VIOLATE ANY OF MY LEGITIMATE AND UNDERSTANDABLE RULES, SO LONG AS THE BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION ISN'T ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID.
WH4T WOULD CONST1TUT3 4S 'NOT STUP1D'? LONG W1ND3D R3V13WS OF C1N3M4 YOU FOUND LY1NG 4ROUND 4ND DUST3D TH3 B4CH3LOR 3NCRUST3D L4Y3R OF CH33S3 PRODUCT ON 1TS OUT3R C4S1NG? H3H3H3
I WOULD *LOVE* IF PEOPLE ON HERE WERE TYPING MULTI-PARAGRAPH CINEMA REVIEWS LIKE EVERYONE'S FALLEN INTO A MASS LETTERBOXD HYSTERIA. I WOULD EVEN *LOVE* TO DUST THE CHEESE PRODUCT OFF THE OUTER CASING OF MY OWN EXTENSIVE REVIEWS AND TYPE THEM VERBATIM ONTO HERE, WORD FOR WORD AND STRAIGHT FROM THE MIND OF A SIX SWEEP OLD BRAT. EITHER OF THOSE THINGS WOULD BE BETTER THAN BEING ACCOSTED BY THE ENDLESS STREAM OF NONSENSE I KEEP SEEING ON HERE.
SO TH1S 1S JUST 4 R3GUL4R SOC14L M3D14 P4G3 FOR YOURS3LF TH3N, DUMMY 1 DONT KNOW WHY YOU 4R3 SO DR4M4T1C 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
YOU KNOW WHAT, TEREZI? I'M SO RELIEVED TO SEE ANY VERSION OF YOU THAT I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO COUNTER THAT WITH A LEGITIMATE ARGUMENT. YOU CAN THANK ME FOR NOT BLOWING YOUR SOCKS OFF WITH MY SOUND REBUTTAL.
you knoww thanks pal i wwant to say it wwas difficult but this wwas actually like takin mealwworms from a malnourished grub once the time travvel aspect wwas sorted out