Quaker Street
@cluefulConan
A local detective running a one troll agency. If you need someone to look into something message me. I'm just asking questions, it isn't illegal rightP
>Your name is Quaker Street and you are an up and coming DETECTIVE. At least you would be if you had any clients. Very unsurprisingly not many people trust you to handle anything serious when you can barely figure out where you last kept most of your DOCUMENTATION. Not to mention your preoccupation with CONSPIRACY THEORIES you never know who is listening, and you're pretty sure most of the hubub around the higher castes is all smoke and mirrors anyways. You decided to go on Chittr and advertise your AGENCY which STILL HASN'T RECIEVED A FORMAL NAME. So this is my first troll OC I ever made quite a few years ago now and I don't rp him often but I figured this would be a good time and way to try and feel him out and stuff. I have a drawing I did a long time ago but I don't think its the best but I'll link it here. https://imgur.com/a/sslgRbg
Kismesism is real I just got sad.
Kismesism isn't real.
yeah yeah come say that to the face of me and my kismesis
We got deniers in the chat.
you claim a piece of troll culture that has existed for SVWEEPS is a psy op?
That is exactly what ?anwashed fools say.
[ >WITH THE WAY SOME IMBECILES UPON THIS REALM PRACTICE IT, THE WIZARD DOTH BE INCLINED TO AGREE! THOU NEEDN'T A QUADRANT TO WANT TO VIOLENTLY MAUL SOMEONE, THOU CAN JUST MAUL SOMEONE IN A FASHION MOST VIOLENT WITHOUT THE ATTRACTION! MANY FORGETETH THE ART OF KISMESISTUDE IS NOT MERELY "I SCORN THIS WORM SO MUCH I WISHETH TO ACTUALLY BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH MY FISTS" IT IS AN ART OF RIVALRY, OF ONE-UPPING THE OTHER WITH ADRENALINE-FUELED MAKE-OUT SESSIONS IN BETWEEN, WHY, WERE THE WIZARD TO HAVE A WORTHY RIVAL, IT MAY EVEN CONSIDER ACTING UPON SUCH PITCHED FEELINGS. BUT NO. THE IMBECILIC MURDEROUS DESIRES LEAKING INTO THE PITCH QUADRANT MAKE IT MOST UNAPPEALING TO I. ERGO, KISMESISM IS NOT REAL._ ]
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Pretty sure @artificesRecompense isn't a psyop. Pretty sure that rule applies to most kismesitudes. Now there's an argument to be made about the social structure around it, but uh. That's not the argument you're making, you're just making everyone think you're insane.
@naughtyTechnician am I a chud?
Whoo are yoou again
I'm bad oon memoory
I experience it everyday yoou gootta be moore specific
What the hecke even is a chud?
This website is truly worthy of a master detective such as myself. ?ieceing together the mysteries of what ha??ened by filling in the ga?s between chitts is truly satisfactory like nothing else.
It's like my rivals have gone dormant...
🥛yes! One Could Even Say They Went To Sleep 👍 Milk Being Delivered Tomorrow🐄
I've got a new case and the cul?rits may be ?osting their own downfall on this very website.
People have been doing that on social media since social media became a thing. Bitches loooooooove oversharing.
I hel?ed someone find their lusus today! At least I think it was their lusus. I assume the screaming was thanks for my amazing work.
I did not kill anyone. Where did you get that??? Also you LITERALLY admitted to doing worse!
Well, if you can find the time, maybe you could give 'em a nice check-up! See if they can spread the word about your business, y'know?
I can just look at your ?osts. And here I thought you could even be a cunning consummate-scourge.
I forgot to get them to give me a good review! Thanks for the catch!
You are so jealous Of my track record Tolstoy, do tell us Your feeble hack record Your weak knees brand you Soft and unstable One small threat and you Fold like a card table You drool at my adventures Your broads in bed are bored Go home and soak your dentures Your ?en is no match for my sword You’re nothing without me A no one who’d go undefined You wouldn’t exist You’d never be missed #lyric?osting #vague?ost #youknowwhoyouare
htt?s://file.garden/af4re93_cRz?6CAI/icant?roveit.gif #vague?ost
I will gather a video crew and show you my cases, same Quaker time same Quaker channel.
My lusus brings me my drink, steam hot bean water, just as I like it. I drink the sludge and s?it it right back out. The horrid taste always wakes you u?. I can barely get a wink with how many calls I've been getting. But figuring out where big milk is really getting their ?roduct from is the most im?ortant thing. Of course thats only one of my many cases which I bring the ?a?erwork out of my desk for, I have a feeling its going to be a long night...
I've heard in the cree?er that some quandry flatfoots tell fake stories to bolster their agencies re?utation. I wonder who could be doing that. #justaskingquestions
For a limited time only 50% off your first case when you come to the [name ?ending] detective agency.
The mark of a good jam tester is when everyone tries to become you.
Hoo, well at least you're puttin' your mark on the world right quick! Just...not in the way I'm sure you were anticipatin'.
Some trolls just try to slander your image to turn away ?otential clients even when you have clearly humiliated them. I think this shows how trustworthy I can be to handle any case you want me to solve.
What are you on about
You're never gonna get any business with that attitude.
I'm really not. Good luck with that though, ciao.
>Your name is Quaker Street and you are an up and coming DETECTIVE. At least you would be if you had any clients. Very unsurprisingly not many people trust you to handle anything serious when you can barely figure out where you last kept most of your DOCUMENTATION. Not to mention your preoccupation with CONSPIRACY THEORIES you never know who is listening, and you're pretty sure most of the hubub around the higher castes is all smoke and mirrors anyways. You decided to go on Chittr and advertise your AGENCY which STILL HASN'T RECIEVED A FORMAL NAME. So this is my first troll OC I ever made quite a few years ago now and I don't rp him often but I figured this would be a good time and way to try and feel him out and stuff. I have a drawing I did a long time ago but I don't think its the best but I'll link it here. https://imgur.com/a/sslgRbg
I've noticed that there may be some com?etition on this website. Now I'm not gonna name any names but I will have you know that I doubt these ra?scallions are half as motivated to figure out your case as I am! I will even investigate ?ur?lebloods and seadwellers!
Hello Chittr. If you think a moirail is cheating on you or you just forgot where you ?ut your scuttlebuggy keys make sure to contact me for my detective services at the [name ?ending] detective offices!