♠ hated by @cluefulConan
yeah yeah come say that to the face of me and my kismesis
Ook tryhard whatever makes yoou happy lool
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒍ — @naughtyTechnician Kryqus Xyllem PERVERT ALERT: I am no lewd boomer, but there is some CRUDE HUMOR in this one. These jests are prefaced with the good old #nsfw tag. Take care of yourselves, gamers. I am not even joking folks, I was ★ing at this fellow’s profile picture for a perspiringly hot but INDETERMINATE NUMBER OF MINUTES. But THEY were looking at me first, OKAY? Don’t get your skimpy garments in a TWIST, PAL. If you were in my shoes, you would be walking ALL THE MILES to the train of thought, just to HITCH A RIDE to the burning question: “IF MY SPHERES WERE THAT LARGE, WHICH SLEEPING POSITION WOULD I TAKE?” (For reputational reasons this is a joke.) Anyway, come see some one-sided banter as I Take A Gander into Kryqus Xyllem’s crypt of commentary! OH-KAY. You won’t believe this, but this guy is actually FUNNY. He made me laugh multiple times during my SCRUTINERUSAL. Shameless humor is what drives this highblood’s limbersine. This isn’t particularly groundbreaking in the Internet world, but there’s a sort of RECKLESS ABANDON that separates the way he types from your average inebriated drunkard. HIGHLARIOUS! What ALSO makes Kryqus a little different from the rest of us is that his personal account proxies most if not all the intrusive thoughts he seems to have. It’s like if you took your average Chittr account, PLUGGED it to your pan for efficiency, then set the post settings to EXTRA SENSITIVE. Whatever’s typed from his fingers is a personal [HONK] YOU to anyone with a working pair of bulbs. (One happening and now he’s Trollbama’s ← pinky like he's a part of the WHITE HIVE MEGAZORD. Good for him and all, but some of his posts make me wonder what Troll Obama wanted to do with the opinions of a metaphorically erect bulge.) Of all the high-profile public affronts this troll has made, this is PROBABLY my favorite: “If yoou doon't droop yoour quirk when making an anoonymoous coonfessioon WHAT are yoou dooing” (So. DAMN. REAL. I mean, do you WANT to be anonymous or are you testing to see how many people know you? GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!) Unfortunately, there is a cap to humor. Too little of it and you’re writing a long-winded sermon. Too much of it and now NO ONE CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. Kryqus is a prime example of the latter. There’s no TIME to enjoy a party when it envelops every single breath you take! But you have to wonder: When slop is all one can produce, what are we meant to appreciate? We aren’t barkbeasts scarfing ↓ the same block of kibble. The bar is low, but there’s a part of you that wants to limbo below it anyway. How Low Can You Go: Pro Edition? But there’s also the knowledge that you are unabashedly proud of the art you make, and that in itself is something these hands can’t rip from you. In that case, keep horsin’ around, friend. Your wavelength is an untamed beast of its own. (SUSPECTED CLA-S-SPECT: BARD OF TIME?) Be sure to give this unsaddled user a follow, and send a message if you would like to be Peeped At! (Also shout out to Zebradad. Coolest lusus on Chittr.)
N-E Ways, hey people. Names Nahimana Mato Anoki, one of the best dang investigators this side of Mavaria, and hell, if boss ain't yankin' my chain, beyond. Lotsa grey guys on this platform, my boss is uh. powerful, got friends in high places, says they can takes me to anywhere an investigator is needed, this world and beyond. I'd like to see a Bahn have my level of expediency! Actually no I wouldn't because they'd probably drive me into the pavement with one of them hammers of theirs. My wife wouldn't appreciate it much.
You know despite the troupe nowadays showing Detectives, or "P.I.s" which stands for Private Investigator, as quite heroic if a 8it rough around the edges mostly wanting to do the right thing even if they have to 8reak some more minor laws to do it the truth is a 8it more grey. They are usually contracted 8y private firms or even citizens to spy on various things like rival companies or quad-mates to get "the scoop" on them. Which can range from trade secrets to potential affairs. 8e careful who you trust out there!
Pickle Inspector.
I'm really not. Good luck with that though, ciao.
You're never gonna get any business with that attitude.
hmm, that wvas something but not quite enough. hovw about... ewveryone ssumes jades wvould be the most submissiwve and breedable caste, but its actually bronzebloods. sure the olivwes are the furries but the mudbloods are the ones wvhod moo if you handled em just right. theyre the ones wvith the most pendulous udders, the most grabbable horns, maybe ewven the most lusii issues. absolute fantastic lays if you can find a good one #nsfvw
I hoope yoou doo realize me slandering oother highbloooods dooesn't mean i'm goonna pull oout the "heh...i deserve it..." card whenever soome randoom ass loowblooood i've never seen in my life is trying too aurafarm oon me 8DDD I doon't discriminate when it coomes too being cringe oon the internet
Because yoou're new here it really isn't
Well better take soome time too learn moore aboout me i'm like a celebrity at this pooint
Broonzebloooods are always oon my ass just big coooordinated strike every time
We usse the f†nesst Lussuss meat †n all ¤f ¤ur pr¤ductss, even the ¤ness y¤u d¤n't expect uss t¤!
Where'd all th¤sse wr†gglerss beh†nd my esstabl†sshment g¤?
'Cause I get shit done, obviously. There's even video evidence of it now thanks to Pascal. What kinda dumb question is that?
Well. Can't say I expected to Search and Rescue on my first day of being hired but this wasn't exactly one I could sit out. In other news: It's just so goddamn fun unloading bullets into purplebloods. The stupid bastards just stand there and take it.
coke vs pepsi go