Problem Sleuth: "Well. Can't say I expected to Search and Rescue on my first…" | chittr

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Well. Can't say I expected to Search and Rescue on my first day of being hired but this wasn't exactly one I could sit out. In other news: It's just so goddamn fun unloading bullets into purplebloods. The stupid bastards just stand there and take it.

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

@undyingDescendent[UD]

WELL YEAH A MAJORITY OF THEM ARE BUILT LIKE TANKS AND HAVE AN ENTIRE RELIGION BASED AROUND DEATH AND MURDER —EMBER💥

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Observed.

This user is being watched.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Resurrection Butterfly

For this user, だんまく is a way of life.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

@neonAllnight[NA]

not even an S&R and i can confirm it's cathartic

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

They shoulda built a religion on being bulletproof then maybe things would start panning out a bit better for 'em.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

@cluefulConan[CC]

Why hire some sort of "?roblem Sleuth" when you can hire a troll with nothing to lose and everything to gain. I'm just asking questions folks...

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@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

'Cause I get shit done, obviously. There's even video evidence of it now thanks to Pascal. What kinda dumb question is that?

Kull: +5

Total: 5