Swifer Eggmop
@swiferEggmop
Why do we c★re wh★t cueb★ll thinks of us ★g★in? I'm lost.
I ain't all too sure who this cueball fella even is, to be frank. Which is why I'm so darn lost here!
Er...it's very flatterin' to see myself ranked so high, I must admit. At least, I'm fairly certain it's flatterin'. ...There ain't somethin' I'm missin', is there?
The commander doesn't sound all that happy about it, so that's why I'm so darn confuzzled here!
calling him my husband even though we arent married nor do we plan to be because "boyfriend" sounds lame from a 37 year old man.
Well, there's always the option of "partner." But either way, humans sure are lackin' in the nominal department when it comes to words for a matesprit.
:(
Yeah, I feel ya... He went around beggin' people for votes, and it ended up workin' for him... That ain't fair.
#TEAMCHUDELECTION UPDATE! One hour remains! One hour to get your votes in—Currently, Burais is in the lead by a SINGLE VOTE. #TeamChud members, I encourage you to cast your ballots quickly! https://forms.gle/dVZLin4ta3Cywze58
hey can you vote for me man
Er, I already cast my vote. I doubt the ole president here will allow me to switch it up, even if I wanted to!
One of the rare moments where the local fauna on monster island ARENT trying to kill me. AND their milk is quite the sweet oasis in a pinch! https://tinyurl.com/A-herd-of-handsome-aurthours
'Fraid the gifs don't embed quite right on this here site unless you use somethin' like the ole imgchest thingymabob.
An update on the fights. @coronateCruelty got into a fight with @myriadMelody @electroMagnus got into a fight with @swiferEggmop After bribing them with fruit they have ceased their fighting and have moved on. #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2588.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2589.jpeg
Eh?! Oh, what in tarnation even happened? Well, judgin' from Mr. Gheekh's comment under this chitt, I think I have somethin' of an idea as to who started it... Look, I ain't no saint, but I ain't startin' anythin' with anyone who don't deserve it!
aS FUN AS ALL THAT WAS,,, i STILL THINK i MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM cHITTR, fOR A WHILE, i DUNNO,,, i NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,
Take all the time you need, y'hear? No silly internet site's worth priotizin' over your well-being!
[There is a link to a GrubTube video from the official New New Skaia Community College channel. Most of the videos on it are from some sort of media club, but there are more official looking ones as well. The video shows Tavros wearing a graduation cap, a gown, and a mixed expression. She keeps glancing towards the front of the audience, at a handful of empty seats. She walks to a podium, struggles a bit with the microphone, then delivers a valedictorian speech. Her voice is cracking and her tone wavering, but she has the audience eating out of the palm of her hand. They laugh at nonsense non-sequitors that sound like inside jokes, they cheer when she congratulates them all, they fall silent when she laments that Mr. Abernathy wasn't able to make it. She even gets an applause that's only half-begrudging when she compliments the vegan catering done by some reality show. Some way, somehow, tavros has the aura of someone popular. Liked. Respected. And yet, she keeps glancing towards those chairs. Eventually she bows out, throws up her cap, and makes her way off-stage just in time for the cameras to only barelt catch her mascara starting to run.] wELL, tHERE IT IS, fOUR HUMAN YEARS AND,,, iT'S OVER, i AM A BACHELORETTE OF, bIOLOGY,,, i'VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE, sKAIAN uNIVERSITY OF lIFE FOR THE VETERINARY TRACK SO,,, jUST TIME TO WAIT FOR THAT, aHAHA,,, tHANKS @TIMAEUStESTIFIED FOR SHOWING UP, tHAT WAS A SURPRISE SINCE, wELL i GUESS i SHOULD HAVE SENT YOU AN INVITE, i JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU, aCCEPTED ME AS BASICALLY, tHE 8TH ALPHA KID BUT,,, iT MEANT A LOT THAT, sOMEONE SHOWED, aHA, hA,,, tHIS WAS, a REALLY BIG MOMENT FOR ME, AND,,, i REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IN THAT JOY, wITH MY FRIENDS AND, eXPERIENCE PEOPLE BEING PROUD, oF ME AND COMING OUT, fOR ME, yOU KNOW, mAKING TIME FOR, tAVROS BUT, pEOPLE ARE BUSY, i GET IT, sO IT'S WHATEVER, bUT UMM, i SHOULDN'T BE WHINING, cONGRATS TO ALL MY FELLOW GRADS AND, tHANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, mR. aBERNATHY, i WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE, i'M GOING HIVE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FC2BD92E027F.JPG
You can't hear it, but I'm clappin' for you as hard as I frickin' can, y'hear?! Congratulations on the graduation! And congratulations on makin' it through the journey there. I might've not been there for it, but golly, I'm tearin' up all the same. You go, girl!!!
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Golly...I'd sure love to sit next to Ms. Maryam, but I'd also hate to intrude on her... The ladies over on seat #2 seem like real nice folk, so that's probably where my heinie's goin'.
(Hey yeah @broStrider I’m gonna be honest you gotta research the fuck outta SCPs sorry man didn’t think this would become a thing twice.)
Before and way worse. But now I’m a window so it’s not like he can kill my wife twice.
I wish you luck in dealin' with all this, then! But I have to wonder how these kind of problems keep poppin' up on this site! Hoo, it's like every other day, it feels.
I will share my final message on Jadeblood appreciation day: Please thank your local Jadeblood for all the work they do in the brooding caverns.
Oh, golly gosh! I haven't been keepin' up with the time at all... It's Jadeblood appreciation day already?! Why, I've got a few visits to make before the day's gone and passed me by. But thank you lot kindly for the appreciation. We do a lot of hard work to keep the grubs happy, y'hear! I love the job more than anythin', though.
I hel?ed someone find their lusus today! At least I think it was their lusus. I assume the screaming was thanks for my amazing work.
Well, if you can find the time, maybe you could give 'em a nice check-up! See if they can spread the word about your business, y'know?
The mark of a good jam tester is when everyone tries to become you.
Hoo, well at least you're puttin' your mark on the world right quick! Just...not in the way I'm sure you were anticipatin'.
We're playin' Among Us if any of y'all here want to hop in! Here's the code for the folks that do. LWJAXG
Confession, for those who missed it: The night we were playing Among Us and there was a single task left undone that almost lost us the game. Despite being one of the loudest, most disappointed people in ghost chat yelling at people to do their tasks. Twas I. Casper. Who did not notice that his card swipe in admin did not go through.
Do you forgive me?