Swifer Eggmop
@swiferEggmop
Golly... I ought to log off before the commander sees what posts I've been browsin' in my spare time. But y'all have fun, alright? Modern technology sure is the bee's knees. Well, when used for more, er, benevolent means, that is.
Robots can do what now?!
technology really is amazing in all universes.
they can do what we have only dreamed of before! this is the biggest technological advancement ever
i didn't think an android could be capable of sexual reproduction, but i was proven very wrong. the line between living and nonliving has been further blurred, if not completely shattered by this point. artificial life-forms can, in fact, sustain themselves and perpetuate their kind. it's really one of the most incredible things i've seen here, and i likely never would have had any idea of it without this website. the internet is just as unbelievable an invention. at least, coming from someone from a world most like the 4th century AD on 3arth. perhaps you have all grown very accustomed to it. android reproduction, however, seems to be groundbreaking for all of us.
Gosh. There's missiles droppin' out on the battlefront, and I mosey on over to Chittr to see there's missiles droppin' in the parties too! Well, as long as y'all're havin' fun, I suppose. But y'all be careful out there, y'hear?
I got brought on as a janitor to help with the post-cook off clean-up, and my *word.* If the kitchen gets any messier throughout this whole malarkey, we'll be out here for the whole darn day before the floors even think about lookin' spiffy again, let alone the countertops!
Oh, you're a darlin', but I think we'll be quite alright. I'd hate to impose, but all the same, I can't stop you if you're really itchin' to help out with the cleanin'.
Well I helped make it, it's only right. I'll head back into the kitchen area.
Good gods! Saucy posts are a dime a dozen on this here site. Some of y'all need a good swifin', that's for darn sure. Not that I'm judgin', heavens no.
>>| .i'm having .a bad feeling .about the meaning behind word "swifing". please, do correct me.
>--D=There=is=nothing=wrong=with=showing=your=body=off=so=that=other=trolls=can=appreciate=it=and=you=yourself=can=feel=more=confident=haha=:P//<
Oh, it's nothin' to fret over! It's just me usin' my trusty mop. But it ain't just any old mop. It's a swif, y'hear.
Ain't that the truth. I just wasn't expectin' quite the rambunctious lot here. Though, it is in the odd hours of the night, so I ought to temper my expectations a good bit.
>>| semi .understandable. yet, the metaphorical meaning beckons. let this stay .as .a mistery.
>--D=Yeah=they=are=quite=active=throughout=the=whole=day=not=that=I=have=any=complaints=haha=:P//<