Swifer Eggmop
@swiferEggmop
We're playin' Among Us if any of y'all here want to hop in! Here's the code for the folks that do. LWJAXG
Oh, I'm so so grateful for Ms. Maryam's help in gettin' me ready for the gala proper! She helped get me all nice and fancy for the event, and even lent me one of her own dresses for it! Golly, I'm honored...
Oh my. I went and missed the whole darn announcement for the ball! I imagine it's too late to go and sign up.
7ou posted this right before the post sa7ing it’s not too late
Not at all! The ball is tomorrow, but I've just posted about the signups.
Looks like I got disconnected from the lobby. A right shame that is, but we were almost done for the day it looks like. I hope the game goes well for the rest of y'all! #amongus
Today just ain't my day, it seems. Killed first thing both times in a row! Darn it... #amongus
c< iM sO fucKiNg sOrry, it just HappeNed 2 be yOu >c
Haha! All's well and forgiven. I'll be actually cross if I'm the first to kick the bucket three times in a row!
Hoo-whee this crowd is rowdy! But I'm glad I was able to make it in time. It's a whole lot different from how I was expectin', if I may be frank. In a good way, of course! #fightnight
This #fightnight tomfoolery sure seems like a hoot! I might head on over there myself if it won't gum up the works.
Crocker's sponsorin' a whosawhatnow??
I ain't quite sure how to feel about this if I can level with all of y'all, but time will tell how it all works out in the end. Sheesh.
Good mornin', Chittr! Had one helluva work load to get through the other day, it tuckered me right out! Usually fancy myself an early riser, but I suppose the extra rest has been well and good. I got quite the backlog to read up on, though!
Golly... I ought to log off before the commander sees what posts I've been browsin' in my spare time. But y'all have fun, alright? Modern technology sure is the bee's knees. Well, when used for more, er, benevolent means, that is.
Robots can do what now?!
technology really is amazing in all universes.
they can do what we have only dreamed of before! this is the biggest technological advancement ever
i didn't think an android could be capable of sexual reproduction, but i was proven very wrong. the line between living and nonliving has been further blurred, if not completely shattered by this point. artificial life-forms can, in fact, sustain themselves and perpetuate their kind. it's really one of the most incredible things i've seen here, and i likely never would have had any idea of it without this website. the internet is just as unbelievable an invention. at least, coming from someone from a world most like the 4th century AD on 3arth. perhaps you have all grown very accustomed to it. android reproduction, however, seems to be groundbreaking for all of us.
Gosh. There's missiles droppin' out on the battlefront, and I mosey on over to Chittr to see there's missiles droppin' in the parties too! Well, as long as y'all're havin' fun, I suppose. But y'all be careful out there, y'hear?
I got brought on as a janitor to help with the post-cook off clean-up, and my *word.* If the kitchen gets any messier throughout this whole malarkey, we'll be out here for the whole darn day before the floors even think about lookin' spiffy again, let alone the countertops!
Oh, you're a darlin', but I think we'll be quite alright. I'd hate to impose, but all the same, I can't stop you if you're really itchin' to help out with the cleanin'.
Well I helped make it, it's only right. I'll head back into the kitchen area.
Good gods! Saucy posts are a dime a dozen on this here site. Some of y'all need a good swifin', that's for darn sure. Not that I'm judgin', heavens no.
>>| .i'm having .a bad feeling .about the meaning behind word "swifing". please, do correct me.
>--D=There=is=nothing=wrong=with=showing=your=body=off=so=that=other=trolls=can=appreciate=it=and=you=yourself=can=feel=more=confident=haha=:P//<
Oh, it's nothin' to fret over! It's just me usin' my trusty mop. But it ain't just any old mop. It's a swif, y'hear.
Ain't that the truth. I just wasn't expectin' quite the rambunctious lot here. Though, it is in the odd hours of the night, so I ought to temper my expectations a good bit.
>>| semi .understandable. yet, the metaphorical meaning beckons. let this stay .as .a mistery.
>--D=Yeah=they=are=quite=active=throughout=the=whole=day=not=that=I=have=any=complaints=haha=:P//<