Swifer Eggmop
@swiferEggmop
...Is it weird to ask your boss what romance movies he likes? I feel like I'm overthinkin' it; I really do just want some recommendations, honest! I know he's the type, but...he won't take it any type of way, will he? Oh gosh.
Oh, goodness. Forget the chittin'. It's almost 1 in the mornin'?! Butter my friggin' biscuits, I ought to hit the hay real soon. Time's really been catchin' me by surprise these days...
Hope all of y'all are havin' a good night. Everything's calm on the battlefront over by here, so I got some free time to sit around and chitt my heart out, for however long that lasts.
I hope the poor man'll still have his job after all this malarkey! It'd be a crying shame to lose a good president so soon...
Well, I oughta start usin' this account more often, I think. All this hullabaloo done woke me up from my Chittr slumber! It's been, what, a month since my last chitt? Hoo.
Well, either way, it's still an honor to rank so far up! Gosh, and I don't even post all that often neither. It's enough to make a lady blush!
Er...it's very flatterin' to see myself ranked so high, I must admit. At least, I'm fairly certain it's flatterin'. ...There ain't somethin' I'm missin', is there?
The commander doesn't sound all that happy about it, so that's why I'm so darn confuzzled here!
We're playin' Among Us if any of y'all here want to hop in! Here's the code for the folks that do. LWJAXG
Oh, I'm so so grateful for Ms. Maryam's help in gettin' me ready for the gala proper! She helped get me all nice and fancy for the event, and even lent me one of her own dresses for it! Golly, I'm honored...
Oh my. I went and missed the whole darn announcement for the ball! I imagine it's too late to go and sign up.
7ou posted this right before the post sa7ing it’s not too late
Not at all! The ball is tomorrow, but I've just posted about the signups.
Looks like I got disconnected from the lobby. A right shame that is, but we were almost done for the day it looks like. I hope the game goes well for the rest of y'all! #amongus
Today just ain't my day, it seems. Killed first thing both times in a row! Darn it... #amongus
c< iM sO fucKiNg sOrry, it just HappeNed 2 be yOu >c
Haha! All's well and forgiven. I'll be actually cross if I'm the first to kick the bucket three times in a row!
Hoo-whee this crowd is rowdy! But I'm glad I was able to make it in time. It's a whole lot different from how I was expectin', if I may be frank. In a good way, of course! #fightnight
This #fightnight tomfoolery sure seems like a hoot! I might head on over there myself if it won't gum up the works.
Crocker's sponsorin' a whosawhatnow??
I ain't quite sure how to feel about this if I can level with all of y'all, but time will tell how it all works out in the end. Sheesh.
Good mornin', Chittr! Had one helluva work load to get through the other day, it tuckered me right out! Usually fancy myself an early riser, but I suppose the extra rest has been well and good. I got quite the backlog to read up on, though!
Golly... I ought to log off before the commander sees what posts I've been browsin' in my spare time. But y'all have fun, alright? Modern technology sure is the bee's knees. Well, when used for more, er, benevolent means, that is.
Robots can do what now?!
technology really is amazing in all universes.
they can do what we have only dreamed of before! this is the biggest technological advancement ever
i didn't think an android could be capable of sexual reproduction, but i was proven very wrong. the line between living and nonliving has been further blurred, if not completely shattered by this point. artificial life-forms can, in fact, sustain themselves and perpetuate their kind. it's really one of the most incredible things i've seen here, and i likely never would have had any idea of it without this website. the internet is just as unbelievable an invention. at least, coming from someone from a world most like the 4th century AD on 3arth. perhaps you have all grown very accustomed to it. android reproduction, however, seems to be groundbreaking for all of us.
Gosh. There's missiles droppin' out on the battlefront, and I mosey on over to Chittr to see there's missiles droppin' in the parties too! Well, as long as y'all're havin' fun, I suppose. But y'all be careful out there, y'hear?
I got brought on as a janitor to help with the post-cook off clean-up, and my *word.* If the kitchen gets any messier throughout this whole malarkey, we'll be out here for the whole darn day before the floors even think about lookin' spiffy again, let alone the countertops!
Oh, you're a darlin', but I think we'll be quite alright. I'd hate to impose, but all the same, I can't stop you if you're really itchin' to help out with the cleanin'.
Well I helped make it, it's only right. I'll head back into the kitchen area.