♦ pitied by @swiferEggmop

aS FUN AS ALL THAT WAS,,, i STILL THINK i MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM cHITTR, fOR A WHILE, i DUNNO,,, i NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,

Before and way worse. But now I’m a window so it’s not like he can kill my wife twice.
I forgot to get them to give me a good review! Thanks for the catch!

I was SO embarrassed when I looked up and it showed that my swipe wasn't registered.

Confession, for those who missed it: The night we were playing Among Us and there was a single task left undone that almost lost us the game. Despite being one of the loudest, most disappointed people in ghost chat yelling at people to do their tasks. Twas I. Casper. Who did not notice that his card swipe in admin did not go through.

M★yor's de★d. Power r★ngers ★re here. ★ssortment of others ★re here ★s well. I'm losing ★t monopoly.

Ok★y so to rec★p: K★r★m★ is kidn★pped but h★s ★ te★m se★rching for her "The M★yor" h★s been ★ss★ssin★ted (seems weird to ★ss★ssin★te such ★ low profile individu★l) The Green R★nger is very intense ★nd ★lso no longer ★ r★nger unless someone hired ★ new one The D★rk One h★s been betr★yed except not re★lly ★nd we decided to do ★ll this in one d★y? On the s★me d★y I'm h★ving ★ bre★kdown? Did I miss ★nything?
commander vantas assigned me to a mission that either feels like a test or hes fucking with me >:/

I CAN'T BELIEVE CROCKER NEVERMIND. STUPID SHIT ON THE DASH *AGAIN*. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE A REOCCURING THING, SO I'LL PROBABLY GET USED TO IT EVENTUALLY. FOR NOW? BACK TO REAL LIFE.

man 1 woulda loved to go to the gala... 1'm host1ng a couple wayward ghosts at my treeh1ve for a few days though, so 1'm gunna be hella busy... }:(

print("i hate videogauss #amongus")

c< gOg fucKiNg daMN it! #aMONgus >c

am i cursed to keep dying early? #amongus

c< ive beeN defeated, fucK >c

FUNERAL EVENT! Hosting a funeral for @channelsixsixsixNews. He is not dead yet, but he is continuously provoking Meenah so it is only a matter of time. The funeral and subsequent service will be held tomorrow afternoon. Thank you.
I GOT DISCONNECTED FROM MY OWN AMONG US LOBBY?!
"among other things" does not sound promising at all
[Wrothe is pacing back and forth, out of focus from the camera. His posture is hunched and trembling, which while not particularly unusual, seems exacerbated by the curvature of the lense. His gamer neck has achieved a near 90° angle, as his quivering, wet fingers peck rapidly at the screen. What first seems like some kind of correspondence with his job, is rapidly revealed to be the chittr homepage when the camera zooms in. A cut in the footage places him in front of the nutrition block wall, instead. Still trembling, still sweating enough to create noticeable pitstains in his chef coat, but standing upright and forward enough to address the crew.] ↗️I AM NOT FEELING GOOD ABOUT THE CHALLENGE. AND I AM NOT GOING TO LIE, IT IS LITERALLY ONLY MY FAULT.↗️ [He places his head in his hands. There's silence from the crew. The small influence of dramatic music begins, as if he's about to tell a story about how he's doing this all for his sickly lusus, and the money will help pay for a new pasture for him to frolick in until he feels better.] ↘️my dandruff fell into the appetizers.↘️ ↗️I DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT AN HORS D'OEUVRES WAS, UNTIL TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️it is so over for me.↘️ ↗️AND KANTAN CANNOT STOP CHANGING OUTFITS, DESPITE MY BEGGING THAT I AM LITERALLY STARTING TO BE UNABLE TO DISCERN THEM FROM OUR OTHER TEAMMATES.↗️ ↘️and we have a puppet on our team.↘️ ↗️I WATCH VIXROY FLUB THE GARNISH SO PREPOSTEROUSLY THAT I COULD NO LONGER TAKE ANY COMMAND SERIOUSLY.↗️ ↘️we are going to lose this competition.↘️ ↗️AND IT WILL BE EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT↗️ ↘️and only partially mine.↘️ [He pulls once at his short hair, which makes the film crew take a visible step back and audibly go "eugh", before he corrects his posture. He seems fine, now.] ↗️I KNOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO VOTE SOMEONE OUT. AND I AM PLACING MY VOTE FOR MINTYL OF THE OPPOSITE TEAM.↗️ ↘️he is just a liability on set, at this point.↘️ #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @gratuitousAnnuity

Chittr.ing needs to invent a block feature that automatically blocks people after a certain time of day because I cannot be trusted seeing that man on my feed past dark.

I'M SO GLAD I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TRAINING AND ROSE THROUGH THE RANKS JUST TO GET CALLED BIG KAHUNA BY MY CO-COMMANDER. REALLY MAKES IT ALL FEEL SERIOUS. THIS IS A /S KIND OF CHIT, BY THE WAY.

OK4Y, 1 TH1NK 1'M TOO S1CK TO ST4Y ONL1N3 ON TH1S W3BS1T3. SORRY GUYS, FOOD PO1SON1NG 1S 4 B1TCH......

I disgust myself s0metimes

Most of the time people just say "nuh uh." Quite unfortunate.

:(

POST FURTHER POST PONED, I REQUIRE NOURISHMENT AND NEED TO LOCATE A RESTURANT THAT ISNT UNDER THE CROCKERCORP NAME BRB —EMBER💥

more ratings coming soon.



