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[Junioa stares directly into the camera for an unbreaking 15 seconds in silence.] “Participating in this event was, as many would say, for the bit. But there were some informational and entertaining moments, with just as many irritants along the way. Overall a net 0 experience, but I do appreciate the ego boost. Thank you Chef Godwin. If you are in need of legal representation in the future, you have my number. Good luck to the remaining contestants. Hope to never see some of you ever again.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

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[Vixroy squirms uncomfortably in his chair] I’ll be totally real with all of you i didn’t expect to get this far. I know I talk real shit but I thought I’d get chucked out at like, round 3 or somethin. Decent chance I win. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 8 SUMMARY .. The episode makes use of the outdoor setting for the commencement to have some pretty establishing shots and a proper barbecue type dinner service. Well, if you like your barbecues to not have real steak. Inspirational quotes from the steer-horned valedictorian's speech are cut in where relevant or comedic. SOY BURGERS (RAS, APP): Meenah Peixes(14, 8) -2 TOFU (GRA, DEX): Vixroy Altrom (11, 10) -3 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Lorn Ryder (8, 10) +1 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Junoia Covela (8, 4) -1 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Lorn Ryder (9, 6) +1 Overall the service goes well enough. The kitchen gets a bit backed up as arguments start over how to properly prepare the dishes, but Lorn manages to hold the team together. Some of the students and faculty interviewed give stone faced smiles for the buffet on display, but plenty genuinely enjoy the vegan offering. After her speech and dinner they interview the valedictorian herself. She sniffles, and gives the service a ten out of ten. Chef Godeux is less forgiving when they return to the Angels' Nutritionblock. Service went adequate, but at this point in the competition he demands perfection. He has especially scathing remarks about Meenah's ability to work in a brigade. However at the end of it all, it's Junoia he asks to step forward. He has high praise for her and admits surprise at how quickly she adapted despite lacking a strong culinary background. However strong her skills may be however, she's the current weak link. He offers a handshake and a hug if she'll take it, and allows her to leave wearing the black jacket. JUNOIA COVELA has been eliminated. Three remain.

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 8 SUMMARY .. The episode makes use of the outdoor setting for the commencement to have some pretty establishing shots and a proper barbecue type dinner service. Well, if you like your barbecues to not have real steak. Inspirational quotes from the steer-horned valedictorian's speech are cut in where relevant or comedic. SOY BURGERS (RAS, APP): Meenah Peixes(14, 8) -2 TOFU (GRA, DEX): Vixroy Altrom (11, 10) -3 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Lorn Ryder (8, 10) +1 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Junoia Covela (8, 4) -1 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Lorn Ryder (9, 6) +1 Overall the service goes well enough. The kitchen gets a bit backed up as arguments start over how to properly prepare the dishes, but Lorn manages to hold the team together. Some of the students and faculty interviewed give stone faced smiles for the buffet on display, but plenty genuinely enjoy the vegan offering. After her speech and dinner they interview the valedictorian herself. She sniffles, and gives the service a ten out of ten. Chef Godeux is less forgiving when they return to the Angels' Nutritionblock. Service went adequate, but at this point in the competition he demands perfection. He has especially scathing remarks about Meenah's ability to work in a brigade. However at the end of it all, it's Junoia he asks to step forward. He has high praise for her and admits surprise at how quickly she adapted despite lacking a strong culinary background. However strong her skills may be however, she's the current weak link. He offers a handshake and a hug if she'll take it, and allows her to leave wearing the black jacket. JUNOIA COVELA has been eliminated. Three remain.

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[Lorn pumps their fist in the air.] Hell yeah! I knew going over more vegan dishes before this was a good call. Big thanks to my girl, Tavros, who inspired me to do just that. Now I got even more things for you to try when I get outta here, chica! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta

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Hell yeah, Tavros, I meant it! I wanna try these take on Spaghetti Bolognese we learned about, I think you'll dig it :D

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 8 PART 하나 The chefs are woken in the middle of the night with recordings of Chef Belier. He teaches the chefs his own methods for creating a variety of vegan dishes. Apparently this is on the request of the valedictorian speaker at the commencement cereomny they will be catering. The lessons are actually very informative and inspiring, but it quickly becomes apparent that there are a *lot* of lessons. As in, you will not get to sleep before dinner prep a lot of lessons. SURVIVING AND LEARNING VIM, HUB (Low is good!), IMG Vixroy Altrom (5, 9, 9) Meenah Peixes (8, 12, 8) Junoia Covela (5, 3, 7) Lorn Ryder (12, 6, 13) Vixroy struggles with the vegan dishes and to stay awake through the entire thing. Meenah keeps her cool and learns, but her HUBRIS keeps her from entirely absorbing the lessons. Junoia has flashbacks to hell week studying. Lorn manages not only to remain in peak form, but takes away new lessons in cooking that will stick with them even after the show.

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This was a tough one, but I appreciate everything we got to learn!

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Last time on Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs' tongues were put to the ultimate test! Queens rose and cowboys fell. Tonight on Angels' Nutritionblock... Caps soar on graduation day! The chefs are woken up in the middle of the night to learn entirely new recipies for the picky commencement speaker. Will they be able to adapt on the fly, and work while exhausted? Find out tonight on Angels' Nutritionblock! Now streaming at your mom's house.

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[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle

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[SLAMS FIST ON DESK] THEY CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME! GIVE HIM BACK! HE'S MY SAWYER HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 7 SUMMARY PART THE OTHER ONE MEAT (VIM, GRT): Vixroy (5, 12) + 2 FISH (VIM, DEX): Lorn (12, 7) GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Sawyer (8, 9) APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Meenah (13, 10) DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Junoia (11, 9) Service goes smoothly. Any mistakes are fairly minor. Vixroy has some issues, but his experience with strange meats allows him to pull a fast one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHzGVO7Tlsw . Classic move. The Chef has mostly good things to say about the group, but still must make the decision to eliminate someone. Going by the service itself, it seems it is between Vixroy and Sawyer. After a lot of thinking the Chef decides to eliminate SAWYER MCROIX. He has a genuine heart to heart and apologies for being weirdly classist about Sawyer being a country boy. The cut plays sad banjo music as he leaves. SAWYER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

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No, this is Angels' Nutritionblock! Completely legally distinct! Hosted by Chef Godeux Belier, descendant of renowned Chef Gordon Ramsey (who was a troll version of Human Gordon Ramsey).

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oh. my. god. this rules! i loved hells kitchen! followed. liked. pinning my tab. ah man, am i too late for the big twists???

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Feel free to go through the backlogs of this account to see what you missed! Stream Angels' Nutritionblock, only on Vizio!

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 7 SUMMARY PART THE FIRST BLIND TASTE CHALLENGE The chefs must taste various proteins and vegetables while blindfolded, and correctly guess what they are tasting. Whoever gets the most correct wins immunity for the night. Anyone who does especially poorly may find the Chef's opinion of them drop drastically. APP, APP, LVG, IMG, IMG Vixroy Altrom (12, 9, 5, 4, 10) Meenah Peixes (11, 8, 7, 10, 11) Junoia Covela (3, 10, 10, 15, 14) -1 Smoker +1 Perception Sawyer Mcroix (8, 9, 12, 12, 7) Lorn Ryder (6, 8, 8, 11, 9) -1 Smoker OSTRICH, GRUBLOAF, PASSIONFRUIT, SEAWEED, CUSPIDATED GRIMALKIN Vixroy is the odd one out here, being unable to identify two different tastes. Despite instantly guessing some, Junoia was far off on the first guess; Lorn also failed to identify the ostrich, and barely managed the rest. Good on them for knowing what a CUSPIDATED GRIMALKIN is at least! Meenah has immunity for tonight.

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On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The new Black Jackets traveled to Xen to hunt and cook xenomeats for dinner service! Guest Judge Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD and Chef Godeux Belier nearly came to blows! And Kantan Amcray was sadly eliminated! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs must prove their palates with the blind taste challenge! Who will win immunity and the Chef's respect? Find out tonight on Angels' Nutritionblock!

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 6 PART DEUX MEAT (Vonneguts) (VIM, GRT): Vixroy, Junoia (3, 8) + 5, (7, 6) + 3 MEAT (Peeper Puppers) (VIM, DEX): Sawyer (9, 8) + 5 GARNISH (GRA, PLC): Kantan (4, 7) + 3 APPETIZERS (APP, DEX): Lorn (9, 6) + 3 DESSERT (IMG, GRA): Meenah (8, 10) + 5 The excellently prepared meats and other fleshy things that were gathered help make the first Black Jacket dinner service into a success, though a few contestants struggle. Vixroy and Sawyer are in their elements with the meats, and Meenah does fabulously on desserts. That said, Vixroy was by no means perfect, and Junoia and Kantan both struggled. Also, Chef Belier nearly exploded on Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon, even though he wasn't even saying Gordon to him specifically. In the end, it comes down to the Chef's decision. At the point, he is the sole judge of the souls of the Black Jackets. He thinks between Vixroy and Kantan, and in the end gives the edge to Vixroy, as Kantan's performance in the past has been shakier. However, he allows him to keep his jacket on the way out, for cosplay purposes. KANTAN AMCRAY is eliminated. 5 REMAIN.

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Great job Dr. Freemans! I have been told not to call you all Gordon anymore so Dr. Freeman it is!

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 6 PART 1 THE HUNT The newly formed BLACK JACKETS are on the hunt for the creatures of Xen for tonight's service. Kantan Amcray: RAS, APP, IMG (8, 9, 12) Vixroy Altrom: RAS, DEX, GRT (9, 10, 7) +2 Meenah Peixes: RAS, GRA, APP (12, 9, 10) Junoia Covela: PLC, GRA, IMG (7, 11, 11) +1 Sawyer Mcroix: DEX, GRA, GRT (13, 6, 14) +1 Lorn Ryder: VIM, GRT, IMG (11, 10, 5) The hunt goes off just about perfectly. The chefs are able to use their own personal strengths to work together to hunt down peeper poppers and headcrabs and Kurt Vonneguts. At worst, some team members look a little unimpressive, but overall this is a roaring success. They even manage to take down the Gonarch; her sac is quite the delicacy. Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon oversees the entire operation with Chef Godeux, though the Chef is rather upset over being called Gordon.

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Well done Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, Gordon, and Grodon! Gordon and me are overjoyed with the food!

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[Junoia is smoking outside as the lights of the mediculler buggy fades way.] “Honestly, I was hoping to see him improve. I saw a light briefly, but fate being a cruel mistress does not want to see that. I am not the judge of this competition, Larkin should have stayed, that’s some bullshit. Whatever.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort

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[Lorn looks utterly relieved, head tilted back hands running over their face.] That was so close, man, that was terrifying. I actually really want this, man. I started this cos I thought it'd be fun, but like, I really wanna win this. I ain't ever won anything before. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta

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On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The only thing that collapsed worse than Mintyl was team cohesion as both teams struggled to compete! In a shocking twist, Chef Godeux booted Larkin rather than accept the offered eliminations. On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs have to catch what they'll cook! Under the watchful eye of tonight's guest judge, one Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD @helloGordon, they'll be hunting down the beasts of Xen to create some truly exotic dishes!

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ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 5 SUMMARY: THE END OF IT Two chefs, one from each team, must be put forward. The dwindling Lime Team chooses Lorn. The Red Team, in a spot of politicking, puts up Vixroy. At first, the Chef says nothing about the nominees. He asks Lorn to step forward and plead their case. They give an impassioned speech pleading for another chance and reinforcing how much they want to be here. Godeux says nothing. He looks at Vixroy. He asks why the 'ell Vixroy is up here. A multiple time MVP, and the best chef on the team tonight. He tells Vixroy to get the fuck back in line. Godeux tells Larkin to step forward. This is who he believes is the current weakest link on the Red Team. The ceremony is tense. There is shouting. But. LARKIN is eliminated. After the Chef takes his jacket and makes him take the walk of shame, fresh new BLACK JACKETS are handed out to the surviving contestants. The teams are dissolved, and they will now all have to work together. A 📄 is stuck to Larkin's back as he goes.

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[Sawyer stared at the camera with a confused expression. He opened his mouth to say something but he paused for a minute.] "Y'all know I didn't do anythin' to poor Mintyl, right? I reckon I said I didn't like 'em right before they're injury but that was just a spur of the moment thing. I didn't have nothin' to do with it!" [Behind him, there is a 📃 on the wall.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle

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