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((An explanation of what this is. We are not going to rp out entire Hell's Kitchen episodes. I am going to take your characters, assign them stats based on your answers, and roll behind the scenes. I will give all the contestants an abridged version of the episode's events, as well as post teasers on the Chittr. The goal of this is for both contestants and viewers to make up what crazy things happened on tonight's episode based on this information and to have drama about it. There will be a parp chat strictly for the dorms, to help facilitate drama.))
[Outside the venue, the camera closes in on Junoia. She is sittng.. more so squating on the edge of a curb with a lit clown cigar in one hand her palmhusk in another. It would seem that she was in the middle of a call with someone titled "💛 ?" on the screen until the shuffling of the cameraman alerted her to their presence. With an unceremonious "Hang on, I will call you back," Junoia pocketed her palmhusk and directed her attention to the camera, taking one last, long drag form the cigar before snubbing the lit end on the ground.] "What. I§ that really all you came out here for? To a§k me for my opinion?" [The camera shakes up and down.] "Alright, fine I §uppose," Junoia said, briefly pausing to consider the question. "It i§ my fir§t time partaking in an event like thi§, §o I §uppose it was briefly daunting. Empha§i§ on the briefly. I have made my di§h for my§elf far too many time§ to count to be he§itant on it§ completion. I truly only made it for one other recently who §eemed to quite enjoy it. A "no-brainer" if you will." "The other conte§tant§? Hm. There wa§ no way that green-themed human did that with any kind of legitimate po§itive outcome expectation. Unle§§ he did. Then it §peak§ volume§ about hi§ mental capacity. The bone marrow looked nice. §imilarly for the di§h that won, and at lea§t a couple other§. Unfortunate that Chef Godeux reacted like that. Wrothe. Eugh. Whatever." "Ye§, that will be all I intend to §ay on the matter. Now leave me with thi§ cigar if you know what i§ be§t for you." #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @acquittalTort
EPISODE SUMMARY PART THE FINALE All the formatting for these is a work in progress. We'll work out the kinks as we go. THE SIGNATURE DISHES Jigsaw - Spaghetti: RAS, HUB 8, 13 Pretty good! But. Spaghetti. Kantan Amcray - the Natsoufflé: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 9, 8 Impressive, though Chef Belier isn't a fan of the theming. Vixroy Altrom - Spit-roast featherbeast: GRT, APP, Cooking Bonus 6, 9 It doesn't work out great. Did you hunt a pigeon out the back? WROTHE AIARAY - ↘️oblong meat product with a little bit of yoghurt speared on.↘️: HUB, LVG, Microwave Bonus..? 12, 11 Godeux wants to hate it. He wants to hate it so bad. In the final edit it cuts to commercial before he can give his opinion. He loves it. He hates that he loves it. Larkin Delphi - Roasted Moobeast Marrow with Parsley and Mustardseed Salad: IMG, DEX, Cooking Bonus 6, 6 Chef makes a show out of spitting it out. Meenah Peixes - Big Fish, Small Pond: a blue jello poke cake with a photo of herself sitting in the middle of the jello. It's edible.: RAS, HUB, Cooking Bonus 9, 10 He doesn't like the theming, but he eats Meenah's photo anyways. He would've preferred a proper course over a dessert, but the skill on display is enough. Junoia Covela - Bulgogi Bibimbap: IMG, GRA 13, 12 Godeux, despite everything thus far, is extremely impressed that she doesn't cook professionally. He loves the dish. Karama Golthi - c< claM cHOwder iN a bread bOwl!: GRT, DEX, Cooking Bonus 8, 10 The timing is off enough that the bread is a bit too soggy. He likes the taste but dumps it anyways. Sawyer Mcroix - Shepard's pie: GRT, VIG, Cooking Bonus 7, 8 Nothing wrong with this by any means, but Chef still finds a way to criticize it. Lorn Ryder - Auntie's Spicy Pork Tamales: VIM, IMG, Cooking Bonus 13, 10 Godeux is so, so glad the yogurt hot dog doesn't win. There's a touching conversation about Lorn's family and everything here. Mintyl Tsurga - - Tagliatelle with smoked beastloin panacetta, crèmme fraîche... and some mmint. LOL! 😁: RAS, APP (Bonus for failing a Vigor roll hard enough) 10, 9, 4 The dish is competent enough but he despises Mint. Luckily(?) Mint is pathetic enough to keep around for the cameras. Jake English - Canned Pumpkin pie Godeux Belier screams obscenities and spittle into Jake's face and expels him from the competition on the spot when Jake tries to play it off and be cute. WINNER: LORN and the LIME TEAM ELIMINATED CONTESTANT: JAKE ENGLISH #AngelsNutritionblock
booooooooo wrong team!!!! at lleast jape is out!
EPISODE SUMMARY PART B RED TEAM Jigsaw Kantan Amcray Vixroy Altrom Wrothe Aiaray Larkin Delphi Meenah Peixes LIME TEAM Junoia Covela Karama Golthi Sawyer Mcroix Lorn Ryder Mintyl Tsurga Jake English #AngelsNutritionblock
they knew the llarkin meenah combo was too powerfull they had to throw in wrothe to nerf them
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
YEEAAAAAH LLARKIN LLETS GOOOOOOOOOO SHOW THEM WHO RULLES THE COOKING RECEPTACLLE
Aw shucks, I got fans already? #angelsnutritionblock
Also! Viewing audience! Please feel free to make fun of contestants or post your favorite moments from tonight's episode! Remember to tag #AngelsNutritionblock!
Oui chef! On tonight's premiere episode of #AngelsNutritionblock: Watch a cosplayer get torn to shreds! See Chef Godeux Belier put politican and businesstroll alike in their place! Does a professional pickle handler have a gruesome accident? Enjoy heartwarming stories of cooking for family back at home, and... what's that about a yogurt covered oblong meat product? All this and more on Angels' Nutritionblock! Streaming on Tubi. Contestants! Feel free to post your signature dishes to see if Chittr disagrees with the Chef!
im not convinced tubi is a reall service. thats some "they have it on poob" type shit
Oui chef! These contestants, always on their damn phones...
Here's our final batch of contestants! Stay tuned for more information, #WatchThisSpace! Kantan Amcray, @inconsistentAeveternity He can dress up in cosplay, but can she dress the meals just as well? Kantan is here to prove that weebs can cook too! Karama Golthi, @megaloMemes Karama runs her own tavern, where she makes everything from scratch. Will she be able to handle the heat of a big city nutritionblock? Jigsaw, @normalPuppet Designing traps is his passion, but designing the perfect five course meal is Jigsaw's calling! I hear his spaghetti is... to die for! Sawyer Mcroix, @ricochayedCattle A country boy at hive on the range, Sawyer is trekking all the way to beautiful Earth C capital to strut his stuff on the screen! Further information incoming! Contestants will hear from us soon. Oui chef! #AngelsNutritionblock
c< i guess.... ill 4gO gettiNg cOrrupted by tHe MissiNgNO, 2 taKe part iN tHis >c
Some very big names in this batch of contestants, folks! Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher A leading political figure, Ms. Peixes hasn't forgotten her roots. But have her culinary skills grown rusty? Vixroy Altrom, @featherbeastOpponent Talk about hive cooking! Vixroy kills everything he eats! Will cooking game help win the cooking game? Wrothe Aieray, @gratuitousAnnuity This guy, uhh... Says here he's good at using the microwave? Are we going to need to tell him you can't have your dogs out in Angels' Nutritionblock? Jake English, @golgothasTerror You know him, you love him! Voted the Sexiest Man on Earth C 984 days in a row, champion of the Pumpkin Patch, thought leader, it's Jake English himself ladies and gents! #AngelsNutritionblock
↗️THAT IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN MY NAME.↗️
- Oh mmy god. The olive one fromm "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Dommmminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmmmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; Unmmmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Sammmme]"
- I NEED himm to get back to mmaking his other show. So with that in mmind, he IS going down. 🤣🤣
Here's our first set of contestants! Larkin Delphi, @abattoirsGutter A small business owner from the bad part of town, Larkin is raring and ready to put his leadership and management skills to the test in a hot new arena! Junoia Covela, @acquittalTort Legislacerator by night, party gal by day, will her piercing blue eyes and proximity to particularly silly societies be enough to tae her to the top? Lorn Ryder, @ambivalentGangsta Mechanic and home cook, Lorn brings practical knowhow that might just be the key to their victory! Mintyl Tsurga, @assistMint Mintyl is great at handling pickles. Will this experience rub off onto his chef's jacket when he steps in the kitchen? #AngelsNutritionblock
oh fuck llarkin signed up? this is going to be interesting. im lleaning foward in my comfort pillar.
- Oh, boy! Thank you for this opportunity! I can't wait to show off mmy penchant for Service with a smmile! 🙌🙌😆😆 And also mmeal construction, LOL.
We can't wait to see how you handle some REAL pickles Mintyl!
- Aww, gee! 😁😁😁 I sure hope mmy Pickle Handling prowess mmakes you proud!
Oui chef! The contestants for Season 54 of Angels' Nutritionblock have been selected, with some faces you out there in the #chittrsphere should all recognize! This is a good time, right? Let's "meat" some of Earth C's up and coming culinary legends! #AngelsNutritionblock
Oui chef! Applications are now closed. (Unless?) We are now in the process of deciding on who will get to compete in the hottest kitchen on Earth C. Stay tuned! #AngelsNutritionblock
Oui chef! This is the final casting call before deliberations begin! Coming back for Season 54, Angels' Nutritionblock is looking for the next top chef. Do you have what it takes to survive the heat? Auditions are open for those looking to impress Chef Godeux Belier and become Head Chef of his upcoming restaurant in New Old Outglut? ((Still looking for at least 3 more apps or so before I make a call, hopefully more!)) #AngelsNutritionblock https://forms.gle/Q9gmpGyW6D7hQn3R9
Oui chef! Coming back for Season 54, Angels' Nutritionblock is looking for the next top chef. Do you have what it takes to survive the heat? Auditions are open for those looking to impress Chef Godeux Belier and become Head Chef of his upcoming restaurant in New Old Outglut? ((Still looking for at least 3 more apps or so before I make a call, hopefully more!)) #AngelsNutritionblock https://forms.gle/Q9gmpGyW6D7hQn3R9
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c< iM... sO, deeply teMpted, but i tHiNK i wOuld explOde fraMe tHree >c
Oui chef! Explosions make for great televison!
Oui chef! Coming back for Season 54, Angels' Nutritionblock is looking for the next top chef. Do you have what it takes to survive the heat? Auditions are open for those looking to impress Chef Godeux Belier and become Head Chef of his upcoming restaurant in New Old Outglut? #AngelsNutritionblock https://forms.gle/Q9gmpGyW6D7hQn3R9
Oui chef! Coming back for Season 54, Angels' Nutritionblock is looking for the next top chef. Do you have what it takes to survive the heat? Auditions are open for those looking to impress Chef Godeux Belier and become Head Chef of his upcoming restaurant in New Old Outglut? #AngelsNutritionblock https://forms.gle/Q9gmpGyW6D7hQn3R9
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((An explanation of what this is. We are not going to rp out entire Hell's Kitchen episodes. I am going to take your characters, assign them stats based on your answers, and roll behind the scenes. I will give all the contestants an abridged version of the episode's events, as well as post teasers on the Chittr. The goal of this is for both contestants and viewers to make up what crazy things happened on tonight's episode based on this information and to have drama about it. There will be a parp chat strictly for the dorms, to help facilitate drama.))
Oui chef! Coming back for Season 54, Angels' Nutritionblock is looking for the next top chef. Do you have what it takes to survive the heat? Auditions are open for those looking to impress Chef Godeux Belier and become Head Chef of his upcoming restaurant in New Old Outglut? #AngelsNutritionblock https://forms.gle/Q9gmpGyW6D7hQn3R9