@angelsNutritionblock — #confessional
[Junioa stares directly into the camera for an unbreaking 15 seconds in silence.] “Participating in this event was, as many would say, for the bit. But there were some informational and entertaining moments, with just as many irritants along the way. Overall a net 0 experience, but I do appreciate the ego boost. Thank you Chef Godwin. If you are in need of legal representation in the future, you have my number. Good luck to the remaining contestants. Hope to never see some of you ever again.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Vixroy squirms uncomfortably in his chair] I’ll be totally real with all of you i didn’t expect to get this far. I know I talk real shit but I thought I’d get chucked out at like, round 3 or somethin. Decent chance I win. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Lorn pumps their fist in the air.] Hell yeah! I knew going over more vegan dishes before this was a good call. Big thanks to my girl, Tavros, who inspired me to do just that. Now I got even more things for you to try when I get outta here, chica! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[Sawyer lights a cigar as the moon sets behind him.] Well...It's like what my dear ol friend, Cellus, used to say to me. Ain't nothin' good lasts forever. Even if I want it to. [The camera pans to a conveniently placed neighbeast that was next to Sawyer. He got on the horse before looking at the camera man.] Where am I goin' after all of this? Well.... [Sawyer looks off into the moonset as cowpoke begins to play.] I reckon I'll go wherever the wind takes me! [Sawyer rides his horse into the horizon. Never to be heard from again. He was a free man now...] [So long cowboy...so long...] ...Read more
[SLAMS FIST ON DESK] THEY CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME! GIVE HIM BACK! HE'S MY SAWYER HE'S MINE! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Junoia is smoking outside as the lights of the mediculler buggy fades way.] “Honestly, I was hoping to see him improve. I saw a light briefly, but fate being a cruel mistress does not want to see that. I am not the judge of this competition, Larkin should have stayed, that’s some bullshit. Whatever.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Lorn looks utterly relieved, head tilted back hands running over their face.] That was so close, man, that was terrifying. I actually really want this, man. I started this cos I thought it'd be fun, but like, I really wanna win this. I ain't ever won anything before. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[Sawyer stared at the camera with a confused expression. He opened his mouth to say something but he paused for a minute.] "Y'all know I didn't do anythin' to poor Mintyl, right? I reckon I said I didn't like 'em right before they're injury but that was just a spur of the moment thing. I didn't have nothin' to do with it!" [Behind him, there is a 📃 on the wall.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[ A long cut of Mint being gurneyed away off set, and into a private medicull transport buggy. He is smiling serenely, due to having outlasted Wrothe. And due to his head injury. ] - Bye Cheef - I love you - Miss yoiu already 😁😁☺️☺️ - Please look at mmy job app? Hahah a Oh thats an IV theyre putting a in my frondg. LOL #AngelsNutritionblock #Confessional @assistMint
[Vixroy seems super irritated] They're turning on me! They're fucking turning on me! It's a conspiracy! I've done nothing but be the only COMPETENT CONTESTANT on red! [Clenches his fist and does the stupid fucking fake punchies] I am the intimidation factor this team needs. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional
"Laser tag? Now that's just a game for grubs. I would've been bored out of my mind!" [Sawyer's ears droop when he hears Red Team play laser tag from the other room. A small huff leaves him.] "....I'm really startin' to not like Mintyl...." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[Lorn is rubbing their hands down over their face] ...Man. Fuck. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[ Mintyl has his elbows propped up on his knees, and head in his hands. He looks extra weary as he drags them down his face. ] - I'mm so f*cked. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Vixroy is sitting outside the laser tag room drinking water] “Fuck yeah I love laser tag.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[they’re smoking and sitting on empty crate outside, and shaking their head] I cannot believe we pulled that off. Junoia came in clutch with that challenge earlier. And I still can’t believe I got MVP. I might actually pull this off? Meenah’s definitely some of our biggest competition here. She’s stone cold. I can’t imagine doing dinner service AND going to fight night after? Wild shit. [they take a long pull of their cigarette] I’m just glad Mintyl didn’t fuckin faceplant into anything again. #AngelsNutritiionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[ Medium close-up shot of Mintyl. He is toiling in the test kitchen, very carefully trying his hand at a batch of pipetted tuber paste a la Baroness (see also: Earthen "duchess potatoes"). Though he works delicately as he hand-pipes the tuber mash into comely little swirls, his wrists shake. A voice-over track plays. ] \- I need to prove my worth to themm. 😀 I mmean. Truthfully. What happened with Karamma was a lucky break for mme \- I NEED to show themm all what I can REALLY bring to the mmeal platformm. That I can SERIOUSLY win this \- Or at least last longer than Aiaray. 😆😆😆 LOL \-...Read more
[Vixroy is sitting down cross legged.] Honestly I’d cull for some team building exercises. Like that last episode was pretty intense and required a lot of working together but we were kinda just fucking around doing our own things. Honestly I don’t know like anything about anyone else on Red. Which is a shame since my amazing personality should be shared to everyone. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Larkin's expression is haggared. He is standing outside the dormitory. You can hear... guitar music from within?] Okay, so. The guitar was nice, at first. Just like it was nice to have a little bit of cigarette smoke from time to time. Like, you know, nostalgia? She puts the damn thing down and I think I'm gonna drift off, and then the noodling starts again! We're on the same fucking team, is this intentional? Is this thief on thief violence? [He spots a smoldering cigarette butt on the ground, and slams his foot on it, arms actually waving a little as he crushes it out. His hair and expression...Read more
[It’s a peaceful cigarette break for Junoia. There’s a light breeze that rustles surrounding shrubbery. She’s relaxed as she watches a chirpbeast hop along and peck at the ground. That is, until the sound of something slapping against the concrete makes itself known. The echo against the building’s walls increasing in volume and frequency. Both the chirpbeast and Junoia pause, looking for the source of the sound. The camera pans over to the right. It’s Mintyl running in the most pathetic way. Seeing him from the front almost makes it worse. He’s covered in sweat, hair clinging to his face as he flails a...Read more
[Sawyer is looking over his shoulder to see Mintyl running around in the distance. He snickered before looking at the camera.] "Y'know, I'm glad we still have 'em. He makes me laugh." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[Larkin is whistling as he scoops some of the spilled indigo blood into a vial. He is not approached by the crew, but they zoom in while he clearly looks around to see if anyone saw him. Satisfied in having gone unseen, he chuckles, tosses the vial into the air and catches it, and stows it away somewhere on his person before swaggering out of frame.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
[ This taped confessional merely consists of multiple cuts of Mintyl running. He is not very athletic. So they are all very brief cuts interspersed by bouts of wheezing. He doesn't seem to be running to the same place in any of these shots; not even remotely. Where is he going? ] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[The camera focuses in on the crew of resident medicullers, a small commotion occurring as trolls maneuver around each other. A couple of tight zooms and dramatic musical swells reveals droplets of indigo blood, puddling on the floor. The chittering (chittr.ing) of tiny, grubby teeth play over a sharp fade to black. Tension hangs. Before it's immediately cut by Wrothe. In front of the main dining, he stands, bandages around various bites and nibbles. The predator instincts of their little charity cases was, apparently, activated by his sheer proximity to them. Showrunners had done nothing to dissuade t...Read more
[A sinister country sound bite plays when the camera focuses on Sawyer sitting at the bar area. Four empty martini glasses surround him and he has the fifth in his hand.] "AWEEE!!! C'mon mister cameramannnn!!! Don't be all shy! Sit next to me!" [The camera was soon across from Sawyer. He acted far to giddy to be someone on the losing team. Though that was probably because he was tipsy.] "HAH! See I didn't think they was actually gonna boot off the purp! Man I may have lost today but at least I got to see a highblood cry. Uh oh prolly shouldn't say that I don't like highbloods on national televisi...Read more
[ A minute and twenty-six seconds of Mintyl staring through the camera. A faint wheeze as he breathes. He sips a soda without breaking his castaway stare, and then suddenly gets up again. ] - Ogkay - Getting it together! 🖐️🥹 #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[This time the shot is outside the dormitories. Larkin is leaning against a wall, notably without any pilfered foodstuffs. He does, however, have a glass of water, with exactly 4 ice cubes clearly mostly melted within it. He swirls it, before taking a sip. When the glass is lowered, it's clear he's been trying to use it to disguise a smirk.] Heeeey, looks like you got that camera back up. No hard feelings about earlier, yeah? Alright, cool. The way I see it, we just won in a much bigger way than anticipated. Sure, we're stuck with Wrothe, but Mintyl? He's a huge liability. He completely f--ed Karam...Read more
[Karama sits quietly in front of the camera, jaw fixed, deep breaths in, deep breaths out, you can barely see the tears in her eyes, her voice a soft, monotone thing] c< give eM Hell, liMe teaM >c [She stands, and takes a swig from a pocket flask, and pops a "cigarette" into her mouth, not lighting it] c< give eM Hell.... >c [She smiles, shoulders a bag, and hums as she walks off camera] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @megaloMemes
[ Mint paces around the confessional both. Cut. He is slowly, rhythmically thunking his head against the wall of the booth in a moment of prolonged distress before suddenly seizing back to life, fitful and frenzied. ] - Oh-KAYYY, we just need to freaking get it together beforee it gets out of Hand! F*CK! Focus! [ He squeezes his head, and then remembers there is a camera in the room upon making eye contact with it. ] - 😀 - Is that... - Still recording... ... 😀😀 #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Kantan sits on a chair in a hallway, dressed up like Jigsaw. He isn't facing the camera at all again. He's kind of facing the wall behind him, but talking like he's looking at the camera...] this blows she was like the only one who talked in the dorms now who am i gonna talk to wrothe? #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @inconsistentAeveternity
[ Mintyl, wild-eyed and damp with cold, nervous sweat, wheezes into a brown paper bag. ] - Pfffhee - HOWww #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Vixroy lounges in a laid back manner.] I had that in the bag the entire time. Like I said before- NOTHIN' BUT Ws. I am the king of the hill, and this hill is chess, and I got all the checkers on my side, royal flush. You know, I am the alpha chef, all the other chefs follow me around like baby quackbeasts. I was the MVP, as deserved. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera again. This time, her eyes are seated deeper in her face. She is exhausted, too exhaused even to care about there being at least 6 more grubs crawling around on her by that point. She dares not move and has come to terms with the grubs' presence.] My comment to the public is that I do not like Mintyl. [The camera cuts to after the loser decision was made for the night. Junoia gently wades throught the sea of grubs and closing herself off in the walk-in frozen storage block. A muffled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" could be barely heard through the heavy metal door. 3...Read more
[ Mintyl is giving a point beyond the camera a 500 yard stare. ] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @assistMint
[Vixroy is sitting on the shitty folding chair, his head in his hands.] Augh, I tried my best with that appetizer. That was horrible, I hope we don't lose because if we do I'm a goner. How was that not on theme! It's a bunch of dead snails- and the living caviar! How was I supposed to know the mom-thing was gonna not like that? How could she tell the filling was alive? #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[The camera zooms in on a crate in the alley way. Larkin is sitting on it, hunched over with is back to the crew.] Can you tell what he has? No, no.... hey, contestent Delphi! Hey-- oh my god. Is that-- [Larkin has turned around, surprise written into every freckle of his face. He has clearly pilfered one of the opposing team's food offerings, the onion appetizer. There is cheese sauce on his lower lip.] NO- No camera at this time. NO CAMERA. GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY FACE-- [the camera is clearly dropped, and the sounds of a scuffle are picked up. there is cheese sauce on the lens]...Read more
[Junoia is sitting and glaring at the camera. Despite her usual resting neutral face, this time her eyes are slightly wider. There is the overwhelming sense of dread and want-to-be-somewhere-else vibe radiating from her. She is not saying anything. She cannot bring herself to. There is a grub on her head getting stuck in her hair, another climbing up her forearm, and a third peaking over her shoulder having crawled up her back.] #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @acquittalTort
[Vixroy is sitting crosslegged on the floor] I still think we should have just fed them one of the lime team. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Lorn is looking a little shell-shocked at the cameras, eyes wide] Ten...ten thousand of them? Man I hope they're sharing plates! [they shake their head, smack their face a bit] Nah we got this! We GOT this! #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[Vixroy looks absolutely devistated - sitting on a shitty fold out chair.] Dude. We're cooking for like, economically disabled kids. Someone put fucking skinshit in the last food. They're gonna die. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Karama's sitting outside, boots proped up on a table, a can of [Energy Drink, Redacted for advertising reasons] in one hand, and a smoke in the other] c< ya KNOw? i jOiNed tHis ON a wHiM aNd a bet.... tecHNically? ive already wON My bet.... i cOuld leave at aNy tiMe.... i tHiNK ill sticK tHis tHrOugH, tHOugH >c [She takes a sip, and leans back, sighing] c< NOt 4 Me, MiNd yOu.... but 4 tHeM >c [She nods at the building, and towards her team] c< tHey deserve tHe glOry MOre tHaN i dO, sO, i tHiNK.... ill dO My best 2 MaKe sure tHey MaKe it, aNd bOw Out wHeN it all gOes dOwN >c #AngelsNutri...Read more
[Sawyer's in the kitchen and he's decorating funfetti cupcakes with white icing and lime colored sprinkles. These cup cakes were clearly for lime team, excluding the highbloods.] "Now...if I give ya a cup cake. Promise you ain't gonna snitch to chef about this." [The camera moves up and down and Sawyer slowly hands the person behind the camera a cupcake.] {NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS: This cameraman was viciously beaten for this transgression. Don't tell Sawyer.} #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
EPISODE 2 ENDING The team nominated Wrothe and Jigsaw for elimination, and..! [Jigsaw is walking away from the set.] "Yeah I had it figured that I would be the second to go. But hey I gave it my best and I'm grateful for the opportunity." [He ponders for a moment] "Maybe I should've made Amanda and the Geese tie up Hoffman before I left though." [He ponders a moment more] Eh he'll be fine. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @normalPuppet
[Jigsaw is sat in a chair clearly too big for him] "I'm kind of expecting Chef to choose me to go home." [He takes out a little dropper and places water where his eyes are] "I mean, of course I'm sad about it but at the same time I did my best and I'm just happy to be here at all." #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @normalPuppet
[Lorn is sitting in his chef whites, hair tied back and up on their head] “Yeah I mean, I guess I am really feeling the pressure as the only remaining human. I almost choked a couple times, but Sawyer really came in clutch and helped me get my head back in the game.” [they lean forward, intently] “I really think that poor puppet got fucked over by someone. His bed being moved over three inches really got in his head. Took him like half an hour to move it back!” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ambivalentGangsta
[It's unclear for a moment where the cameraman has managed to track Larkin down, but as the picture resolves, it's clear that he's seated on a crate in a different part of the alley than is usually filmed in. He glances at the crew's approach, runs a hand through his hair and sighs, before looking back up. There's some defeat in his posture, but a lot of anger in his eyes. ] "I saw a blizzards worth of dandruff making it into the apps today. 4 seconds of ceaseless scalp shedding, just directly into the appetizers. If we could ensure it was just him going, that would be FINE. But there's no guarantee! I...Read more
[This confessional shows Kantan, sitting in a full Wrothe Aiaray cosplay (almost perfectly identical, save for the sweat and with the addition of completely hollow sockets where the eyes should be. He isn't facing the camera at all. He's sitting and looking left, but doesn't seem to notice that.] i dont have much to say about the challenge today i did good i think but this cosplay is really itchy for some reason #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @inconsistentAeveternity
[Cuts to Vixroy in a far more disheveled state, after who knows how long.] “It’s a shame they have me on the red team cuz like, rusties am I right? But it’s better to be a low blood than a mutant so at least there that.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[Junoia is in the cold room, sitting with one leg crossed over the other on top of a stack of two cardboard boxes in a corner. The two send-backs of raw meat where on a plate, cut into strips. She's eating them.] [The footage cuts to her still on the boxes, toothpick in hand.] "I was unaware that there are those who prefer their meat to be cooked longer than 1 minute at best. It is supposed to lick the fire, not drown in it." She is almost heated about this topic, but immediately calms down and regains her composure. "I digress. After I understood the desired cook time, the task was easy to repli...Read more
[Vixroy is lounging carelessly, his posture totally relaxed.] “Did I do my best out there? No, no not really. But there is zero way I’m getting kicked out. I’m genuinely the best part of the team, like, the slime that holds the nutrient slab to the patty. Without me this whole team falls apart. I am that goo. Call me the streaker because I have a line of Ws. I’m snorting illusion powder off my own ass.” #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @featherbeastOpponent
[There's a southern twang of music that plays when the camera points at Sawyer. He was outside taking a long drag of a cigar before blowing the smoke away from the camera man. ] "Ya know...I'm real surprised that I was the MVP of this challenge. I reckon I did all of the easy bits of the service instead of anythin' too difficult. I mean I guess I did help some but I wouldn't call myself a leader cuz of that." [There's another sound bite of a banjo playing as the camera zooms in on Sawyer.] "Though, I can't help but think that I was chosen for this contest cuz I'm..."from the country." Chef sure d...Read more