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↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
Oui chef! Chef Belier wants you to know that he's going to cry himself to sleep today over the fact that he actually enjoyed this.
c< iM surprised tHey let Me sMOKe, if iM beiNg real #aNgelsNutritiONblOcK >c
Oui chef! You would be surprised. Look at old episodes. Does every chef have a nicotine addiction?
Oui chef! These contestants, always on their damn phones...
@gratuitousAnnuity .my office now.
Here's our first set of contestants! Larkin Delphi, @abattoirsGutter A small business owner from the bad part of town, Larkin is raring and ready to put his leadership and management skills to the test in a hot new arena! Junoia Covela, @acquittalTort Legislacerator by night, party gal by day, will her piercing blue eyes and proximity to particularly silly societies be enough to tae her to the top? Lorn Ryder, @ambivalentGangsta Mechanic and home cook, Lorn brings practical knowhow that might just be the key to their victory! Mintyl Tsurga, @assistMint Mintyl is great at handling pickles. Will this experience rub off onto his chef's jacket when he steps in the kitchen? #AngelsNutritionblock
- Oh, boy! Thank you for this opportunity! I can't wait to show off mmy penchant for Service with a smmile! 🙌🙌😆😆 And also mmeal construction, LOL.
We can't wait to see how you handle some REAL pickles Mintyl!
Some very big names in this batch of contestants, folks! Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher A leading political figure, Ms. Peixes hasn't forgotten her roots. But have her culinary skills grown rusty? Vixroy Altrom, @featherbeastOpponent Talk about hive cooking! Vixroy kills everything he eats! Will cooking game help win the cooking game? Wrothe Aieray, @gratuitousAnnuity This guy, uhh... Says here he's good at using the microwave? Are we going to need to tell him you can't have your dogs out in Angels' Nutritionblock? Jake English, @golgothasTerror You know him, you love him! Voted the Sexiest Man on Earth C 984 days in a row, champion of the Pumpkin Patch, thought leader, it's Jake English himself ladies and gents! #AngelsNutritionblock
- Oh mmy god. The olive one fromm "In Which Two Dubiously Entangled Pitchmmmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Dommmminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmmmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Farmmmmland; For the Purposes to Titillating the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Hateful Wrestling Ensues for 30-60 "Earthen Minutes"; Unmmmmediated Strifes Reach A Fever Pitch And Are Thusly Paused By the Lone "Referee," Usually A Saucily Dressed Indigo, to Leave the Yearning Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode of [Insert Title for Sammmme]"
what were every1s thought on cooking mama 8 i thought it was kind of messed up actually.... :/
Oui chef! She's a personal friend of Chef Belier. A real powerhive in the kitchen!
wait r u sayin that u LIKED that it was messed up D: #LeFrenchGasp
Oui chef! The contents of Cooking Mama 8 do not represent the opinions or beliefs of Chef Godeux Belier or the staff and crew behind Angels' Nutritionblock. Someone did not see the 8 in your post.
dude fuck ok listen 2 me outside of ur social media kayfabe for a sec whoevr runs this. this game is FUCKED UP do NOT play it #Creepypasta #ButReal
Oui chef! Coming back for Season 54, Angels' Nutritionblock is looking for the next top chef. Do you have what it takes to survive the heat? Auditions are open for those looking to impress Chef Godeux Belier and become Head Chef of his upcoming restaurant in New Old Outglut? ((Still looking for at least 3 more apps or so before I make a call, hopefully more!)) #AngelsNutritionblock https://forms.gle/Q9gmpGyW6D7hQn3R9
c< iM... sO, deeply teMpted, but i tHiNK i wOuld explOde fraMe tHree >c
Oui chef! Explosions make for great televison!