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malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: two missile induced bedtime.
technology really is amazing in all universes.
Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for pulling up to #BoomNight I had fun
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THERE'S AN ATTACK ON A HIVEBASE OUT WEST. COMMANDER PEIXES DEPLOYED THE LOBsTERs. I'LL BE JOINING THEM SOON. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON CHITTR AND IN THIS UNIVERSE IN THE NEW OLD YORK AREA, CLEAR THE WAY FOR THE CONSORT WITH THE EYEPATCH. HE'S A FREAK OF NATURE.
GREAT. ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK IS ON. I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT DOWN AND WASTE THE PRECIOUS FEW HOURS OF DAYLIGHT LEFT HERE WATCHING A BUNCH OF TROGLODYTES FLOUNDER AROUND A KITCHEN TRYING TO IMPRESS ONE SINGLE GUY AND HIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC PALATE. IF THAT SOUNDED SARCASTIC, IT WASN'T. I AM WATCHING IT.
Well I helped make it, it's only right. I'll head back into the kitchen area.
>--D=Yeah=they=are=quite=active=throughout=the=whole=day=not=that=I=have=any=complaints=haha=:P//<
>>| semi .understandable. yet, the metaphorical meaning beckons. let this stay .as .a mistery.
>--D=There=is=nothing=wrong=with=showing=your=body=off=so=that=other=trolls=can=appreciate=it=and=you=yourself=can=feel=more=confident=haha=:P//<
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
I TRULY WISH YOU HAD BEEN MY FIRST FOLLOWER INSTEAD OF TROLL KARL MARX.