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amid the insanity currently going on around me, I DO have an exciting non-coup related announcement that is very important to me and I don't want to have to wait until I can get outta here to post it SO !! THE YAOI FAIRY.....HAS FOUND LOVE !! I'm so flushed for you, Froggie !! I cannot wait to spend our lives together, no matter how long or short, difficult or easy !! As long as you're there, then I'm happy !! ૮ ꈍﻌ ꈍა♥(˘ ε˘ )
recognition feels nicies...
https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/c64762cc92ce.png Missin' out.
An update on the fights. @coronateCruelty got into a fight with @myriadMelody @electroMagnus got into a fight with @swiferEggmop After bribing them with fruit they have ceased their fighting and have moved on. #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2588.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2589.jpeg
i'm still / kinda / figuring out what kind of woman / i wanna be / but / i know i wanna be a kind one
rest well / everyone
aS FUN AS ALL THAT WAS,,, i STILL THINK i MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM cHITTR, fOR A WHILE, i DUNNO,,, i NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,
whatever helps with your mental health, tavros! take care and please know ill be here for you when you return :)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0684f809eb94.gif #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #rankbait #yaoi #imcoming #cww-flashing @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
But really Team Rankmaid forever.
tHANK YOU, a LOT,
[There is a link to a GrubTube video from the official New New Skaia Community College channel. Most of the videos on it are from some sort of media club, but there are more official looking ones as well. The video shows Tavros wearing a graduation cap, a gown, and a mixed expression. She keeps glancing towards the front of the audience, at a handful of empty seats. She walks to a podium, struggles a bit with the microphone, then delivers a valedictorian speech. Her voice is cracking and her tone wavering, but she has the audience eating out of the palm of her hand. They laugh at nonsense non-sequitors that sound like inside jokes, they cheer when she congratulates them all, they fall silent when she laments that Mr. Abernathy wasn't able to make it. She even gets an applause that's only half-begrudging when she compliments the vegan catering done by some reality show. Some way, somehow, tavros has the aura of someone popular. Liked. Respected. And yet, she keeps glancing towards those chairs. Eventually she bows out, throws up her cap, and makes her way off-stage just in time for the cameras to only barelt catch her mascara starting to run.] wELL, tHERE IT IS, fOUR HUMAN YEARS AND,,, iT'S OVER, i AM A BACHELORETTE OF, bIOLOGY,,, i'VE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE, sKAIAN uNIVERSITY OF lIFE FOR THE VETERINARY TRACK SO,,, jUST TIME TO WAIT FOR THAT, aHAHA,,, tHANKS @TIMAEUStESTIFIED FOR SHOWING UP, tHAT WAS A SURPRISE SINCE, wELL i GUESS i SHOULD HAVE SENT YOU AN INVITE, i JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU, aCCEPTED ME AS BASICALLY, tHE 8TH ALPHA KID BUT,,, iT MEANT A LOT THAT, sOMEONE SHOWED, aHA, hA,,, tHIS WAS, a REALLY BIG MOMENT FOR ME, AND,,, i REALLY WANTED TO SHARE IN THAT JOY, wITH MY FRIENDS AND, eXPERIENCE PEOPLE BEING PROUD, oF ME AND COMING OUT, fOR ME, yOU KNOW, mAKING TIME FOR, tAVROS BUT, pEOPLE ARE BUSY, i GET IT, sO IT'S WHATEVER, bUT UMM, i SHOULDN'T BE WHINING, cONGRATS TO ALL MY FELLOW GRADS AND, tHANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, mR. aBERNATHY, i WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE, i'M GOING HIVE, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/FC2BD92E027F.JPG
this image got uploaded in the earth c creator group chat but im thinkin the public needs to wweigh in on this so reply wwith your number correct answwer is eight by the wway https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b2f920820bf.jpg
This is true. However, my friend Peanut was the first original problem to arise. He is truly the blueprint.
Before and way worse. But now I’m a window so it’s not like he can kill my wife twice.
I Found Jeremy! /srs i'll Be Returning Him to the Rest of the 'grubs' After the Lil Guy Finishes His Cookie /srs @cosmichorror Will Be Whole Again Soon /srs
WE WHOLE AGAIN. THANK @deadpanSheetghost .LEFT SOME SLUDGE. FORYOU
Your efforts should still be appreciated!
O+h we just do+ o+ur part like everyo+ne else
I will share my final message on Jadeblood appreciation day: Please thank your local Jadeblood for all the work they do in the brooding caverns.
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT'S BEEN ALL QUIET ON THE CROCKER FRONT TODAY. I SEE IT'S MOTHERS DAY. YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE. ASKED AND ANSWERED. EVERY YEAR ON THIS EXACT SAME "HOLIDAY" SHE SITS IN HER OFFICE ALL DAY, NOT ANSWERING CALLS OR MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES. OUR MAN ON THE INSIDE SAYS HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HE;LL HAPPENS IN THERE AND FRANKLY IF YOU COULD FIND ME A FUCK TO GIVE I WOULD TELL YOU TO PUT IT BACK. ALL THIS DAY MEANS TO ME IS WE GET A FULL 15 HOURS TO MAKE OUR MOVES BEFORE SHE CAN RETALIATE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, BETTY. ENJOY CLEANING UP THE RUBBLE OF DRONE FACTORY FA-1CC.
I forgot to get them to give me a good review! Thanks for the catch!
It's Not Easy Being Beautiful, But Someone's Gotta Do It. https://i.ibb.co/d4bxs8tf/img-7118.png
// was going to draw a ref for her. couldnt figure out how to draw the sheephead from another angle. among us. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05d9b4a37f3c.jpeg
The mark of a good jam tester is when everyone tries to become you.
I was SO embarrassed when I looked up and it showed that my swipe wasn't registered.
ᐖ BRUVER........ ᐛ
c< are yOu fucKiNg seriOus? >c
My time on Chittr is slowing down. I can barely find time between shifts to post, but I just you all to know. You are cared for by someone~ Wishing everyone who reads this a lovely evening from the deepest depths of my pusher
I hope all the participants of “fight night” remember not to get too carried away. We are only given one body in life; if you treat it poorly, it will treat you in kind.
c< tHaNK yOu swifer! tHe suppOrt MeaNs a lOt 2 Me, ill MaKe sure 2 Heal up Nice N prOper >c
c< tHaNK yOu 2 tHe crew wHO saved My ass @NeONAllNigHt @pulcHritudePOwerHOuse @iNspectiNgPicKles @buMMelBOOgie @eclecticENgiNeer aNd a MeNtiON 2 @ligH2fDeMOcracy 4 tHe Medical atteNtiON.... iM dOwN aN arM, sure, but ill still be HOstiN 2MOrrOw NigHt.... tHaNK yOu all agaiN.... >c
I've got you @megaloMemes I'll be there soon.
Ye★h, shit sucks for her. Hopefully they get "The Observer" before long.
c< i fiNally fucKiNg decided wHat 2 gOgdaMN wear 4 tHis fucKiNg gala >c
Oh! Um-- if anyone sees me at th' gala t'morrow an' 'm not preoccupied with anythin'... feel free t' come up an' talk with me...! ^^ I need t' get more social...
And since I mentioned it, there's still time for you to get an application in and attend the Midnight City Charity Gala! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform And please do put in your requests for the musicians down below. Gala appropriate suggestions preferred, such as stringed instrumentals or jazz music. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfoHR5vZ0GAVkUJ3H2riloSqJ7OpRfu0HVXEkIG7RrBuzrdoQ/viewform
Not at all! The ball is tomorrow, but I've just posted about the signups.
7ou posted this right before the post sa7ing it’s not too late
THANKS. I NEEDED THAT.
ALLOW ME TO INDULGE HERE, IN THE COWARDLY YET INSANELY POPULAR ACT OF #VAGUEPOSTING. JUST THIS ONCE. FOR ME. HAHA. GET FUCKED.
New round's starting if anyone wants in. https://richup.io/room/ealwr
I want to play a game. Monopoly again. https://richup.io/room/ealwr
i have used the internet to see what it is and it does appear to be a rather familiar game would be interested in trying
it seems that my wide catching invisible spider web device has broken down as i was enjoying a not so clod game of “among us” which forced me to exit the game unprompted i am terribly sorry to all that i played with but i only know of the puppet @normalpuppet
i am the among us GOAT #amongus
print("i hate videogauss #amongus")
c< tHaNKs 4 playiN! >c
W BIG JEGBERT #amongus
c< if its Me agaiN, ill dO My best 2 NOt slit yOur tHrOat! >c
c< iM sO fucKiNg sOrry, it just HappeNed 2 be yOu >c
c< @cHillerAficiONadO jigsaw lOcKed tHe fucK iN ON Our #aMONgus gaMe, alMOst wON if i didNt see tHrOugH His sHit >c
jigsaw you little shit #amongus
We didn't have enough to start, I will be remaking shortly
COMMANDERS MARYAM AND PEIXES ARE, ONCE AGAIN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH WRINKLES ON THEIR THINKPANS ON THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH C. IT'S SO REFRESHING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK STRATEGY WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, INSTEAD OF PARKING MY ASS AT THE TABLE AND LISTENING TO WHATEVER INNANE DRIBBLE ROLLS OFF THE SMOOTH PAN AND COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE AVERAGE JOE SCHMOE POLITICAL TYPE WHO THINKS HE CAN LEVERAGE THE WAR EFFORTS FOR HIS OWN GAIN.
In my youth - I was quite the "quirked up white boy." The others envied my capacity to, well, bust it down frivolous style, as it were!
I'll probably be at fight night hovering ominously.
,,,there'$,,,very few thing$,,,you can $ay to a troll,,,that are a$,,,gutturally,,,$ati$fying,,,a$,,,"you're not a$ intelligent a$ you think you are,,, ,,,the i$$ue i$,,,the people,,,who need to hear,,,thi$ the mo$t,,,are often,,,$o fuckbackward$ lunkheaded,,,that they will,,,$imply,,,$tupid them$elve$,,,into rejecting,,,your factual ob$ervation,,,
how many times canoe watch the same couple do the same theatrics before ya reelize they just doin it for attention
I probably won't be very active this weekend for personal reasons but know you're loved and I'm here to support you all!!!
THAT'S EVERY SIGN PARADOX SPACE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SENT ME TO LOG THE FUCK OFF FOR A WHILE. EIGHTEEN DEAD IN LAST NIGHT'S ATTACKS, BY THE WAY. SIXTEEN TROLLS, ONE HUMAN, AND ONE CARAPACIAN. I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE THAT QUICK UPDATE AS A REMINDER THAT I'M DOING SERIOUS SHIT HERE, SINCE IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S EITHER BEEN ALREADY IGNORED OR COMPLETELY DISREGARDED.
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: two missile induced bedtime.
technology really is amazing in all universes.
Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for pulling up to #BoomNight I had fun
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THANK YOU, SWIFER.
THERE'S AN ATTACK ON A HIVEBASE OUT WEST. COMMANDER PEIXES DEPLOYED THE LOBsTERs. I'LL BE JOINING THEM SOON. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON CHITTR AND IN THIS UNIVERSE IN THE NEW OLD YORK AREA, CLEAR THE WAY FOR THE CONSORT WITH THE EYEPATCH. HE'S A FREAK OF NATURE.
GREAT. ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK IS ON. I CAN'T WAIT TO SIT DOWN AND WASTE THE PRECIOUS FEW HOURS OF DAYLIGHT LEFT HERE WATCHING A BUNCH OF TROGLODYTES FLOUNDER AROUND A KITCHEN TRYING TO IMPRESS ONE SINGLE GUY AND HIS EXTREMELY SPECIFIC PALATE. IF THAT SOUNDED SARCASTIC, IT WASN'T. I AM WATCHING IT.
Well I helped make it, it's only right. I'll head back into the kitchen area.
>--D=Yeah=they=are=quite=active=throughout=the=whole=day=not=that=I=have=any=complaints=haha=:P//<
>>| semi .understandable. yet, the metaphorical meaning beckons. let this stay .as .a mistery.
>--D=There=is=nothing=wrong=with=showing=your=body=off=so=that=other=trolls=can=appreciate=it=and=you=yourself=can=feel=more=confident=haha=:P//<
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
I TRULY WISH YOU HAD BEEN MY FIRST FOLLOWER INSTEAD OF TROLL KARL MARX.