COMMANDER VANTAS
@carcinoGeneticist
COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. THIS IS FOR COMMUNICATION PURPOSES. DON'T COMMENT, DM, OR OTHERWISE INTERACT IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAY STUPID SHIT.
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
GENERALLY I THINK THE IDEA OF ME HAVING A BADGE SPECIFICALLY IS STUPID. I'M NEVER ON HERE. I DON'T HAVE THE CHITTR CLOUT TO BE BRANDISHING MYSELF WITH A SILLY LITTLE PICTURE AND ACTING LIKE I'M PART OF THE CREW. THAT BEING SAID. THIS ONE WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THE KARKAT FRONT. SO I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
/y u got a bu𝐋bpatch ovr jus 1 whn 𝐋owk the other is fucced up too 𝐋o𝐋 bro is cooked
I WAS ABOUT TO GRANT YOU A SERIOUS ANSWER BECAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE SOMEONE WHO NEEDS IT, BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS THING AND REALIZED I'M OUT OF MY DEPTH. I'VE GOT ONE CHUD TEARING HOLES IN MY PAN ALREADY. SO YEAH. SURE. I HAVE AN EYEPATCH OVER ONE EYE AND THE OTHER ONE IS FUCKED UP TOO.
ngl babe u dont need 2 be part of anythin to have a badge but still i think its cute that u have a crab badge now
THANK YOU.
/if u 𝐋owk cnt fite off the 𝐋eague of 𝐋egends guy then idk bro u pro𝐋𝐋y dnt deserve tht commander in front of ur name 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW. COMMANDER VANTAS OUT.
aw B[
YEAH. THE THING EVERY LITTLE KARKAT DREAMS ABOUT WHILE HES TUCKED SNUG AS A BUG IN THE SLIME IS CHECKING HIS PHONE AND SEEING ONE MILLION OTHER VERSIONS OF HIMSELF POSTING STRAIGHT BULLSHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
AWW ❤️ SO CUTE! ❤️❤️❤️ MY SUICIDAL INSTINCTS ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ( #cw-self-harm ? ithink )
B33 < what about the various fursions of dave teasing them in their replies h33h33
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID STRAIGHT BULLSHIT. THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
WHATEVER. THEY HAVE THEIR VICES. I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
THAT SERIES OF PITIES HAD TO HAVE BEEN A PLANNED BIT.
WOW. A RESURGANCE OF ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE I DON'T WANT TO SEE NOWADAYS. FUCK IT, LET'S GET FIFTY MORE OF THIS SAME PRICK ON HERE. STAT. MAKE ME EVEN LESS INCLINED TO LOG IN.
WHATEVER. TO EACH THEIR OWN. THOSE OF US WITH OUR HEADS SECURED FIRMLY BETWEEN OUR SHOULDERS INSTEAD OF BETWEEN OUR ASSCHEEKS WILL KEEP DOING THE SHIT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
i have that effect on kks.
REALLY FUCKING PATHETIC. I DON'T VAGUEPOST. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, OTHER COMMANDER.
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
well there goes my evil plans lmao jk
MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF EVERYONE IN THE PLATOON I'M OUT WITH RIGHT NOW, THERE'S NO COSMIC HAND GRIPPING MY FINGERS AND FORCING ME TO TYPE IN UPPERCASE. I DO THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE. I could type like this if I wanted to. BUT I DON'T. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? IT'S BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE LEADING A REBELLION FOR THE FUTURE OF YOUR ENTIRE SPECIES, Typing like this makes you look like a politically inclined piece of shit who doesn't have any actual conviction behind anything he says. THIS IS PROUD. THIS IS THE TYPING STYLE OF SOMEONE WHO MEANS WHAT THE FUCK HE SAYS WHEN HE SAYS IT.
it also just doesnt look rite or seem like u when u do that ngl
i feel targeted
And fuck you, too.
[ https://i.postimg.cc/c1wFX95C/Untitled550-20260810011251.webp ] A NEW PICTURE FOR THE WANTED POSTERS MEANS, AT THE BEHEST OF MEENAH AND HER INABILITY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT ECLIPSES EVEN ME, SOMEHOW, A NEW PROFILE PICTURE. ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS WE CAN AGREE ON THESE DAYS IS THAT HALF OF REBELLION IS PUBLICITY, AND WE'RE SORELY LACKING IN THAT HALF. KILLING AND DESTROYING CROCKER'S TROOPS? EASY SHIT. DONE AND DUSTED. ADVERTISEMENTS AND PROPAGANDA FOR THE GREATER GOOD? I'M NOT A FUCKING GRAPHIC ARTIST. THE LAST POSTER I MADE HAD ANOTHER VERSION OF CROCKER MAKING FUN OF IT, AND THE LAST THING OUR REBELLION NEEDS IS AN AURA LOSS. SO YEAH. AS USUAL. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ON MY VERSION OF EARTH-C, OR A VERSION OF IT THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE GOING THROUGH THE SAME STRING OF BULLSHIT (BOUNCING BETTY CROCKER, REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS STRIPPED, REBELLION LED BY COMMANDERS VANTAS, MARYAM, AND PEIXES, ETCETERA) AND YOU AREN'T A NEUTRALIST SNIVELING COWARD, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JOIN THE FIGHT.
you tell em crabby
ppl better be joinin goodluck babe
YOU WOULD THINK CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS FROM CERTAIN TIMELINES WOULD THINK "MAYBE THERE'S A BETTER USE FOR MY TIME RIGHT NOW BESIDES TYPING IN MY CHITTR PASSWORD, USING UP SOME OF THAT WORD LIMIT, AND TRYING THEIR BEST TO SEE HOW MUCH BULLSHIT THEY CAN FIT INTO THE TEXTBOX BEFORE THEY'RE PULLED BACK INTO THE REALITY THAT THEY LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD WHERE REAL ACTUAL THINGS ARE HAPPENING THEY SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON. YOU WOULD THINK.
HOLY FUCK. *I'M* SPEECHLESS. WHAT A MONUMENTAL FEAT.
THAT'S RICH. HANG ON, I WANT TO GET A SCREENSHOT OF THAT. AND I'LL HIT A HEARTY CHUCKLE ABOUT IT WHILE I'M AT IT.
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT'S BEEN ALL QUIET ON THE CROCKER FRONT TODAY. I SEE IT'S MOTHERS DAY. YEAH. THAT MAKES SENSE. ASKED AND ANSWERED. EVERY YEAR ON THIS EXACT SAME "HOLIDAY" SHE SITS IN HER OFFICE ALL DAY, NOT ANSWERING CALLS OR MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES. OUR MAN ON THE INSIDE SAYS HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HE;LL HAPPENS IN THERE AND FRANKLY IF YOU COULD FIND ME A FUCK TO GIVE I WOULD TELL YOU TO PUT IT BACK. ALL THIS DAY MEANS TO ME IS WE GET A FULL 15 HOURS TO MAKE OUR MOVES BEFORE SHE CAN RETALIATE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, BETTY. ENJOY CLEANING UP THE RUBBLE OF DRONE FACTORY FA-1CC.
I'M BEING FORCED AGAINST MY WILL TO TAKE A 4 HOUR BREAK. I'LL BE LURKING THE CHITTR DASHBOARD AND SEEING HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE ME SO MAD I PASS OUT AND CAN GET SOME SLEEP.
I WISH THIS WAS A STRANGER.
u ok
WHY IS HE LIKE REACTING EVERYTHING? IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE'S -- WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE. NOW HE'S GOING THROUGH A CRISIS?
no this is normal usually he hates ppl but apparently he said he was gonna be love bot for a week or some shit so get used to the hearts nothin is wrong rn i see his servers n towers r fine
THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART.
STOP LIKING MY CHITTS. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO.
STOP.
I SAID POST CANCELED. STOP COMMENTING ON IT.
idk what u thought was gonna happen when u posted that but i hope ur brain is not fried
there'2 no hope for them II am afraiid
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