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Oh, goodness gracious. Swifer Eggmop, reportin' for clean-up duty, commander!
HUH. MAYBE WHEN I’M REALLY BORED I’LL WATCH AN EPISODE OR SOMETHING. IT’S EITHER THAT OR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SOME COOKING/RECIPE SHOW JOHN FOUND.
I got brought on as a janitor to help with the post-cook off clean-up, and my *word.* If the kitchen gets any messier throughout this whole malarkey, we'll be out here for the whole darn day before the floors even think about lookin' spiffy again, let alone the countertops!
Sorry, sir. I was still gettin' signed up when you sent that notice out, y'see. But I'll be standin' at the ready next time, you can count on that!
oh god the people who don't believe it. i literally don't understand them. i'm usually tempted to just do something magical to make a point with them.