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i love my matesprit :3
we celebratin another day of random hashtag bs aight count me in bc i can actively say mushy stuffs about the ppl who r closest 2 me an i love the most for my matesprit i love him so fuckin much even tho he can be busy visitin him and just bein around him makes my heart skip a beat honestly would do anythin for him even probs die again god everythin about him makes me want 2 jump into his arms and leave lipstick marks all over his face just so i can show off how much i love him which i might do at some point lol now for my moirail who i am gettin pale married to i have known him for literal years in the bubbles before all this my ass fed him my virus filled phone day one which was an accident btw an had 2 fix him rite after besties since an besties forever its why i am marryin his ass bc he is worth bein around forever an ngl would not change it for the world either i love him to and would die for that man 2 even if he would rather do it for me first anyway love my moirail fiancé an he deserves 2 be loved an cherished by his own matesprits n stuff but yea i dont wanna say 2 much more before it gets into the #nsfw #suggestive area #matespritmonday #moirailmonday #igotsupermushy
babe im gonna need 2 come visit ur timeline again bc fuck me ig literally #nsfw
For those curious, Jane and I are currently sat up in her home theater. We're on episode three of season two. Wingstop delivery is imminent. -DS
@timaeusTestified#0414 Quick poke? Have you any time on your schedule for a poor beleaguered executive looking to enjoy her weekend? 🧠
:33 < mew only get one so mewse it wisely :33c
if u can then aight if not then thats fine 2
happy birthday or wrigglin day 2 all the karkats but special shout out 2 my matesprit tho i can't ping him bc it wont let me anyway love u babe
Wait I'm back, I just want you to know every time I've argued back like for real for real you pathetically said "I'm not reading allat" so why the hell would I keep sending walls of text to someone who doesn't know how to read? God. You still won this one, but you're such a fucking moron. I'd like to beat the shit out of you.
wyd when our gang pull up?? 😈😈‼‼ h☭☭ps://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfn☭iih☭/gang.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Me And My Friend #myfriend Kayvel. :> @prevaricatoryspelunker #larkdoodles https://i.imgur.com/rmlgewd.png
THE DARK CRYSTAL REVIEW IS UP NOW FOR ALL OF YOU EAGERLY AWAITING IT. READ BELOW, DUH. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK POSSESSED ME TO WATCH THIS, HONESTLY. THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF MOVIE THAT PIQUES MY INTEREST AT ALL, BUT I SAW IT IN MY RECOMMENDED TITLES LIST AND DECIDED, “FUCK IT, THIS WILL BE INTERESTING”, BECAUSE I’M A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. AS I PRESSED PLAY AND WAS READING @BRAINGHOSTDIRK ’S PRAISES, I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF THIS’LL BE RICH, THE GUY WHO GLAZES JIGSAW LOOOOOVES THIS THING, SO I JUST ABOUT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. BUT, TO MY COMPLETE AND UTTER CONSTERNATION, IT ACTUALLY… WAS INSANELY GOOD. NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH ON THAT ONE. MY LOOKSTUBS WERE GLUED TO THAT TELEVISION THE WHOLE TIME. ENOUGH OF THE COMMENDATORY PREAMBLE, THOUGH. I WANNA GET INTO THE REAL BUSINESS OF *WHY* THIS FILM WAS SO EFFECTIVE. THE INNATE SPIRITUALITY THAT THE ENTIRE FILM IS LACED WITH IS PALPABLE. WE ENTER TO A DIVIDED, DISMAL KINGDOM IN SHAMBLES, WITH TWO APPARENT RACES, THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS, OR URUS. THE MOVIE GIVES YOU HINTS ALONG THE WAY THAT BOTH THE SKEKSIS AND THE MYSTICS ARE TIED TO EACH OTHER, THE MOST OBVIOUS OF THESE BEING THAT WHEN ONE MEMBER OF ONE GROUP DIES, AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE MEMBER OF THE OTHER GROUP DIES ALONG WITH IT. THAT CONCEPT WILL TIE BACK IN LATER, SO KEEP THAT IN YOUR THINKPAN, USE ALL OF YOUR SPONGECELLS, I KNOW YOU’RE CAPABLE IF YOU’VE READ THIS FAR. OR, I AT LEAST HOPE. IN ORDER TO NEGATE THE PROPHECY NARRATED AT THE BEGINNING— A GELFLING RESTORING THE CRYSTAL FROM ITS SHATTERED STATE TO BRING UNION TO THRAW AND OVERTHROW THE SKEKSIS— THE SKEKSIS, WHO HAVE SOMEHOW GAINED CONTROL OF THE SHATTERED CRYSTAL, KILL EVERY SINGLE GELFLING IN EXISTENCE. OR SO THEY THINK; TWO GELFLINGS STILL EXIST, AND THOSE ARE OUR PROTAGS, JEN AND KIRA. SO BLAH BLAH, THEY GO ON A GRAND PIGLRIMAGE TO THE SKEKSIS CASTLE AND FULFIL SAID PROPHECY. I DON’T NEED TO SPELL IT ALL OUT FOR YOU. BUT THE THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION THE MOST WAS THE OUTCOME OF REINSTATING THE CRYSTAL TO ITS FULL GLORY. INSTEAD OF DEFEATING THE SKEKSIS LIKE I WOULD HAVE ASSUMED THE PLOT WAS HEADING, THEY *MERGE* WITH THE URUS WHO HAVE SAUNTERED IN LIKE SMUG MOTHERFUCKERS, CREATING NEW BEINGS CALLED URSKEKS. THEY ARE BEINGS MADE UP OF AN AMALGAMATION OF HALF DARK ENERGY AND HALF LIGHT, CREATING A WHOLE GODLIKE ENTITY OF PEACE. I WAS CURIOUS AS TO WHY THIS DECISION WAS MADE, BECAUSE IT HONESTLY WAS A GREAT ONE, AND APPARENTLY JIM HENSON GETS A LITTLE WOO-WOO WITH IT. IT’S BASED ON THE PRINCIPLE THAT LIGHT ENERGY ALWAYS MUST BE BALANCED WITH THE DARKNESS, AND ONLY BY BALANCING THE TWO TOGETHER CAN ONE CREATE THE ULTIMATE HARMONY. AND ISN’T THAT A BIT CAPTIVATING? EVEN JUST A LITTLE ARRESTING TO THE LOBE STEM? SURE, IT’S NOT THE MOST REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT. I KNOW, YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME. BUT I RESONATED WITH THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES THE LIGHT JUST ISN’T ENOUGH. THERE ARE A LOT OF TIMES WHERE THE DARK HAS PROVEN ABUNDANT AND JUST AS USEFUL. AND IT’S NOT JUST THE URSKEKS THAT FOLLOW THIS PRINCIPLE; ALL OF THRAW, KIRA AND JEN INCLUDED, SEEM TO BE BUYING A TICKET TO RIDE ON THIS TRAIN OF DUALITY AND EVENTUAL UNITY. THE WEAVING OF SPIRITUALITY AND CONTINUATION OF CYCLES COMBINED WITH THE PUPPETRY (WHICH IS EQUAL PARTS CREEPY AND AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF CRAFTSMANSHIP) GAVE ME WEIRD FREAKY DREAMNIGHTMARES. I CAN’T FULLY SAY THEY WERE *BAD* PER SE, JUST. ODD. I KEPT SEEING THAT FUCKING OLD SKEKSI ON HIS DEATHBED LOOKING LIKE A PETRIFIED CALIFORNIA RAISIN. ALL IN ALL, REALLY SOLID FILM, I WISH I’D SEEN IT SOONER. MAYBE I’LL WATCH MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN AS A JIM HENSON REFRESHER COURSE, THOUGH. THAT’S A LITTLE LESS MACABRE. ALSO, I DO *NOT* FUCKING LOOK LIKE FIZZGIG. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4CF25D60D670.JPEG
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT KIND OF WHIPLASH IT IS TO GO FROM WATCHING A MASTERPIECE LIKE THE DARK CRYSTAL TO WARM BODIES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. MY ANGUISH BLADDER IS THROBBING.
:33 < i flirt with purretty much anyone! :33 < if someone asked me to settle down though i'd do it.
૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა master apotheculler at your service !!
:33 < :00 really??? pawesome!!! :33 < mew definitely have my suppurrt then, karkitty!!
:33 < well. i thought someone was handing out fr33 grubcakes. :33 < so i ate two. :33 < but then they weren't fr33 and the cops were gonna arrest me. :33 < then i ran and hid in some guy's house. :33 < he saw me and started freaking out and i may have accidentally killed him on purrpose.
imma ignore the shellf respect bit cuz i know u dont mean M-E me
ill just see u in ur dreams instead :3
i was gonna re-chitt again but the comments made me decided 2 make me not want to do that srry
:33 < yeah a diffurent commander karkitty :33 < but it looks like they might be hot in efurry timeline!
:33 < hell yeah
this here why i keep tellin these suckas they shoal alwaves listen to me bro that otter me was rite em blades look S)(ARP 38D
wish i could help more but its always nice 2 see u gettin recruits
i know dats rite 38D its ocray mcshouty i gotchu moby sum otha time shrug no big reef
shit now i dont wanna scroll no moor whatchu sea there 38?
bc i promised u not to get into fights anymore i will not fist fight them in the chilis parkin lot
they talk shit behind ur back? fart
this site does seem to operate "oUtside" of time, which has always soUnded like bollocks to me.
Ok I am undispo indisposed for about an hour dur to circumstances. I will continues with my various baking opinions when my faculties can be scraped offiof the floor. Concept: a big ass fucking flan. What if we do one.
Yes great. Can you order me
me evefin fuckin night on this glubbin site
aS LONG AS THERE ARE TWO TROLLS LEFT STAND1NG, THE REBELL1ON W1LL L1VE ON, - n1TRAM-DONO
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thx mcshouty
I'm like the transgender Diamonds Droog.
i wanted 2 go to fight night but i still promised my situation ship id stop fightin ppl im sure my fiancé will show me vids or some shit tho #fightnight #thursdaythrowdown
I'm not convinced he's being truthful. If he is, even I have my concerns.
c< five HuNdred cigarettes >c
EXACTLY WHY I PREFACED THIS MESSAGE WITH AN /S. BUT, NOTED.
What a horrid thing to see first thing in the mornin', though it's of course no fault of your own, commander. I wish this war would just hurry up and end already, but I know there's no chance for it to go with the wind anytime soon... Apologies for blowin' out hot air over here. I appreciate the work you've been doin', truly! It's just hard to stay ardent in times like this, but I'll still be workin' my heinie off for the cause, don't you worry!
Well HIC is here and is putting bounties on people so have fun with that. If it makes you feel any better, I'm retired.
me actually. 0u0
Oh, goodness gracious. Swifer Eggmop, reportin' for clean-up duty, commander!
HUH. MAYBE WHEN I’M REALLY BORED I’LL WATCH AN EPISODE OR SOMETHING. IT’S EITHER THAT OR ANOTHER EPISODE OF SOME COOKING/RECIPE SHOW JOHN FOUND.
I got brought on as a janitor to help with the post-cook off clean-up, and my *word.* If the kitchen gets any messier throughout this whole malarkey, we'll be out here for the whole darn day before the floors even think about lookin' spiffy again, let alone the countertops!
Sorry, sir. I was still gettin' signed up when you sent that notice out, y'see. But I'll be standin' at the ready next time, you can count on that!
oh god the people who don't believe it. i literally don't understand them. i'm usually tempted to just do something magical to make a point with them.