https://i.postimg.cc/261PZbN9/Untitled286-20260506042510.png COMMANDER PEIXES SUGGESTED WE DO 'PUBLICITY'. I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE PLANS TO POST HERS CONSIDERING SHE DOESN'T *HAVE* CHITTR, BUT WHATEVER. HERE'S HER IDEA OF 'COMMANDER VANTAS PUBLIC PERCEPTION BOOSTING'. SHE WANTED ME TO SHOW OFF MY SICKLES. I MADE THEM WHEN I WAS 14 HUMAN YEARS OLD AND NAMED THEM "HOMES SMELL YA LATER", A NAME I SHOULD REGRET, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T. THIS IS HOW I PAY HOMAGE TO THE LATE GREAT THRESH PRINCE.

:33 < i guess!
I THINK IF SOMEONE IN MY TIMELINE EVER SAW THIS I WOULD INSTANTLY LOSE THE WAR AND TROLLKIND WOULD FALL UNDER THE HEELED SHOE OF BETTY.

I AM SO SORRY. I BELIEVE YOU ARE BEING CONFUSED WITH *MY* COMMANDER.

:33 < hell yeah

:33 < yeah a diffurent commander karkitty :33 < but it looks like they might be hot in efurry timeline!
CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING OUT WITH YOUR COMMANDER, I GUESS.

IT'S A LONG STORY. BLAME @TURNTECHGODDOUCHE FOR THE COMMISSION. HE'S THE COMMISSIONER.



