SO I GUESS WE HAVE A POSITION TO FILL. ANY COMPETENT INDIVIDUALS ON MY EARTH C FEEL FREE TO APPLY, REGARDLESS OF SPECIES. YOU HAVE TO BE VETTED AND APPROVED BY BOTH MYSELF AND COMMANDER PEIXES, SO PREPARE FOR THE MOST GRUELING SERIES OF QUESTIONS AND FIELD TESTS YOU WILL EVER FACE. AND THEN AFTER THAT *I'LL* DO MY PART AND SEE IF YOU'RE A GOOD FIT. SHE HANDLES ALL OF THAT.
- Haha! SO funny. I'mm not exactly sure why I would be bullcr*ping you right now, but I'mm going to agree based on our tacit understanding of your authority over the situation here. 😆👍 - If there's one thing I can Handle without fail, it's falling the h*ck in line. You're the boss, bro! 😁😁😁🫡
- I mmean Commmmander bro, sir, sorry sir
- Ohhhhh shoot. Ok I mmight have to rescind mmy interest in the role, that is mmy mmoirail's jolly mmessiah, haha. That would be a rommantic conflict of interest... ahhhh goodness. Sh*t.
GOOD FUCKING LORD. MESSIAH? SEEMS SHE'S A RIGHT DIVINE PIECE OF SHIT IN EVERY TIMELINE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
- Haha, I don't know what that mmeans, but I'mm going to assumme that it has to do with clownfaith specifics that I haven't fully grasped yet. 😆 Thanks, Commmmander!
- - Good grubsauce amm I scared to grasp those specifics later though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹
- Ok haha hold on now that's scaring mme even mmore. You are being earnest, and that's scaring mmy freaking nubs off - Are you saying I;mm in danger here? Like in actual danger??? 😀 - My mmoirail would never hurt mme! LOL! He's just a silly clown!
NOT INHERENTLY? I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOUR CLOWN BUDDY, BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP A CLOWN FROM RUINING EVERYTHING IS TO GET THEM DEAD BEFORE THEY GET A CHANCE TO DO IT. NO CLOWN IS SILLY. AND IF THEY'RE CALLING *JANE* A MESSIAH THAT'S TWO EGGS WAITING TO CRACK IN A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.