♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticist
idk i know i probably objectively should get therapy but given im like one of the gods of this world and theyre all aware of that would it not be like a weird power dynamic or something if i got a therapist also what if i ruin their imagined ideal of me or well of dave
lowkey think getting dick would fix me rn
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B33 < what about the various fursions of dave teasing them in their replies h33h33
:33 < karkitty hours? :33 < sw33t :33 < hello karkittys
i have that effect on kks.
well there goes my evil plans lmao jk
my beam is just my big ass name headin your way like a missile.
y'know i think in the past year i've died at least fifty times i haven't died since i started working for meenah though weird to not get a ton of scars every week
babe im gonna need 2 come visit ur timeline again bc fuck me ig literally #nsfw
pls i do not want 2 go into heat early again what the fuck #nsfw
:33 < i just realized i haven't horny posted today :33 < so on top of my 1 get-away-furrom-nepeta fr33 card :33 < i am also ofurring all karkitties furr33 wriggler day head! mewr welcome! :00 < nsfw
wyd when our gang pull up?? 😈😈‼‼ h☭☭ps://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfn☭iih☭/gang.png
DON'T FOLLOW HIM JUST 8ECAUSE I TOLD YOU A8OUT HIM ?? ?? @temporalA8surdist
fair as hell, do wanna point out though: not biological only half-troll out here is tay, and that's some magic shit so they're just human i guess?
:33 < confession!!! :33 < i have nothing to confess beclaws i am an open book :33 < i have insecurities but at this point i think its purretty pawbvious what they are
ok yeah fair enough i just saw the chit and was like "oh i'm gonna shock this guy!" i wouldn't actually just keep calling you dad past that, that'd be weird.
kay bc it seems you dont understand the situation urself im gonna spell it out 2 u rn as cool as ecto biology is an its great that in ur TIMELINE that hes also ur ig biological dad but that doesnt mean u have to go on random fuckin commander karkats profiles n call them dad the last person who fucked up was that one i think her name was 'yiffy' or 'red' idk she fucked up which jade was her mom but at least she fixed that an did not outright be weird about it so with all fuckin respect leave this man alone
SIGH....... ok i will spell it out! 8P you and dave strider and jade harley are all together, right? with me so far? rosemary and callieroxy both have kids, so your matesprits are like, "damn, let's give it a try!" you're part of the discussion, obviously, and apparently you say something like "YOU TWO CAN MAKE YOUR WEIRD OVERSATURATED MONKEY IF YOU WANT BUT I WON'T BE A PART OF ITS 'PARENTAGE.' YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT IT IN ITS TINY ADORABLE FULLY-FORMED NON-INSECTOID FOOT AND THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER FOR ITS DEVELOPMENT THAN LETTING ME BE ITS ILL-ADVISED ROLE MODEL," or some such self-deprecating crap. but then i pop out the ectobiology chamber looking cute as a goddamn button, and by the time i'm saying sentences you've been "crabdad" for weeks, and suddenly you're chill with it!! that's the story anyway, might be some details they leave out. 8J
no this is normal usually he hates ppl but apparently he said he was gonna be love bot for a week or some shit so get used to the hearts nothin is wrong rn i see his servers n towers r fine
If You All Were Paying Attention You Would Know That Hate Bot Is " Literally " Batman. This Is Just Lore Building.
✨ I do believe, we have some more interesting trolls and characters on here. ✨
I don't know what i'm winning besides the piston cup! Kerchow
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 While it is certainly mathematically possible, the ramifications of such are rather painful to actually experience. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I think you need a lie down.
The Power Rangers are quite odd.
>+. I TORTURE PEOPLE IN MY BASEMENT .+<
>+. HI I'M A KURLOZ AND WE SHARE TWO THINGS .+<
I am not sure that cause and effect tracks But it does make excellent rhetoric I understand the importance of your fight commander And it is true that I have never experienced war But I am reticent to cast dispersions on the victim of a given tragedy If nothing else it is not good optics for your remaining troops Especially those who served with her
- - Good grubsauce amm I scared to grasp those specifics later though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥹
- Haha, I don't know what that mmeans, but I'mm going to assumme that it has to do with clownfaith specifics that I haven't fully grasped yet. 😆 Thanks, Commmmander!
:33< since so many of mewre are #NSFW posting :33< *ac gestures at her previous post* :33< you can gaze upon the mighty huntress photo :33< or not!!! :33< I don't care if you jerk it or play with your pussy but if you do to me, at least give me purraise!
ill just see u in ur dreams instead :3
:33 < why are pirates called pirates? :33 < beclaws when mew ov-in the cold food out hot eat the food
:33 < i'm alerjik to pine
:33 < yeah a diffurent commander karkitty :33 < but it looks like they might be hot in efurry timeline!
coddamn u baitin me
omfg babe where tf r u do i need 2 get u help rn
will u make an acception to let me punch this one pls
commander vantas assigned me to a mission that either feels like a test or hes fucking with me >:/
you started it im gonna keep it going B/
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i hope ur havin fun at the gala u need 2 tell me about how it went @turingTranscendence
Ok I am undispo indisposed for about an hour dur to circumstances. I will continues with my various baking opinions when my faculties can be scraped offiof the floor. Concept: a big ass fucking flan. What if we do one.
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!!!
sometimes i enjoy chillin in a cardboard box it makes me feel like i have a second house within the first one
Yep.
B// < its purretty bad but purrsonal hell s33ms a bit excessive fur a publick forum
suffer 38P
idk what is worse the fact my situationship can now see all my old posts or the fact that if i say anythin stupid hes gonna ask me about it #iamcooked
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AN /S RESPONSE TO THIS BUT. IS THIS SERIOUSLY A REAL OUTCOME IN ONE OF THE TIMELINES THAT I'M IN? I'M ACTUALLY A "BIG KAHUNA" DESPITE THAT TITLE BEING THE WORST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD?
i dont think even jesus can save me now after this #iamcooked
love when my situationship fucks me till i cant walk anymore #nsfw
i dont need a blunt to have a good time on weed day ill just bang hot guys instead n let everyone else toke for me #nsfw #substance
now ur gonna read all my post history omg
i think i am cooked guys #vagueposting
alternate timelines sure are a crazy thing haha
you knoww thanks pal i wwant to say it wwas difficult but this wwas actually like takin mealwworms from a malnourished grub once the time travvel aspect wwas sorted out
its just somethin i try to keep tabs on wwhen im able
IS IT ANY GOOD? I WAS THINKING OF WATCHING IT BUT DIDN'T THINK I WOULD LIKE IT.
holyshit buffkat real
that's honestly kind of sad. i've been doing this whole "talking on the internet across all of possible version of paradox space" thing for about half my life and it didn't use to be a problem.
do people come at you and say "that didn't happen" often? because most of this post is about that.