elle strider
@atemporalKaishakunin
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Ever since the kid moved out, I've been out of practice. #strife
can you provide transportation? i'm itching to go a few rounds like old times but i don't exactly have the means for universe-hopping on my own.
y0u can score with basically wh0ever if you're b0th accessories tw0 a crime. this much is true movie.
someone post the line from otherside picnic about accomplices being the closest relationship in the universe. i don't remember the exact wording.
everyone hates data centers but imagine how many people would be on board if instead of water they used cum and they had cum collection sites to run the datacenters and you got hired at the cum processing facility literally i should be president #nsfw
no one hates data centers. that's where all our posts live.
to hate data centers is to admit to being a 0-note flop :P
gog alien girls are sooooo needy. They let me get away with fucking anything lmao! #suggestive
hm. not gonna lie, that ego of yours is really hot. and i *will* let you get away with anything, as long as you're prepared to be on the receiving end of the same. ;)
Beam that makes you uwu
uwu.
>+. WHY IS THERE SUCH A LOUD MINORITY OF STRILONDES THAT ARE JUST *FREAKS* AND I MEAN IT EXTREMELY NEGATIVELY .+<
minority, you say~? i'd say it runs in the blood, but i'm not even genetically related to my bro, so it really is just nominative determinism at work. the instant someone becomes a strider they're automatically predestined to become a freak (maybe negatively for YOU) (i for one am having a GREAT time).
what the fuck is this game?????
creation myth on a disc. ends the world, the player must design a new one by breeding frogs. #mykismesis was supposed to play it almost a decade ago but that ended up falling through.
who else up listening to bangers tune in yall
"the best and fastest shutter girl" has been on loop for the past few days.
...so are literally ALL of the monsters on this site versions of me specifically? that feels concerning somehow.
i thought you were human prior to this post. but no.
i do not know these names but it's good to know that i didn't somehow inherit my bro's sheer quantity of alt selves lmfao
i can see that ;p
my knee jerk reaction is to block everybody who tries to tell me about alternate self versions because its dumb but genuinely what is the psyop bullshit, like tell me the details man. how do i explain to the crazies on here that they do not actually know me
parallel worlds don't remain parallel forever, but they're still alternate timelines. just because you're a version of my bro doesn't mean you had the same experiences as him (a fact which is immediately obvious from the fact that you're really annoying to interact with). from what i've seen the collective of versions of #mykismesis actively adopt different names to go by instead of all being "jade harley." everyone approaches the "whoops i'm not the only me" problem differently. it's up to you to decide how you want to be seen. to blend in or stand out.
hm. considering.
Be careful about it. That shit's poison.
i very much can see an example of that embarrassing herself on the timeline right now. just thinking. the drugs that make you all id all the time would be an interesting spin on #intox that i wouldn't get the chance to experience otherwise. i can tank the worst hangover of my life for that.
missed a tag fml
Romance is overrated!
idk a lot of the best sex i've ever had was with #mykismesis. when you're into edgeplay like me, having a consistent relationship where that kind of thing is casually normal is great for your mental health.
I'm not in any relationships. :)
nothing wrong with that but maybe you should cool it a little on the "attachments are suffering i am the cherub drugs bodhisattva" posting
8=l < Nobody attack me for this 8=l < But I want to be honest 8=l < I've neighver eaten %ittles
the purpose of skittles isn't to be eaten. it's to serve as a visual indicator for whether your stagehands read the contract. if the bowl of skittles is the wrong color, you know you're looking at an unsafe work environment.
Going on an expedition. Send nudes for the road. #nsfw
it's dangerous to go alone. take this. (gestures at my pinned.)
dude this lady called me by my first name on the internet like she doesnt even know me wtf like i know i put it on my profile but thats weird dude im just some dude why r u mad at me specifically
what. do you expect people to call me "strider" all the time, as if the annoying skaianet meetings cannot be stopped? or do you expect people to call me "AK" even though that sounds way too forward? i put the name "elle" on my profile so i expect people to call me "elle."
Never understood the appeal of drinking, my Nana apparently had quite the wine cabinet. I still drink on occasion however, good way to unwind. #substance
i like the taste, and i have the ZUN property where, when i get drunk enough, i'm cracked out of my mind with pure skill.