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Hal Strider

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(>u<) Just a guy, really. Ask to DM me I get scared easily.

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Pinned Post Time! Nice to meet you all. My name's Hal Strider, and I'm really Just A Guy at the end of the day. I like a lot of things, but I mostly REALLY like Pokemon. I could talk about it for a Good Bit. I live in a House and I have Hobbies and I'm generally just trying to Be Human.

I was playing a Pokemon romhack today and there was a cheat I used to get more Poke Balls and because my sense of humor has not progressed beyond middle school, I named the cheat "big balls lol" in the Cheat List. So yeah I thought you'd enjoy that. #nsfw ig?

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Sorry for not posting there was a big event in my Neighborhood and I've had my schedule packed doing stuff with the Neighbors.

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It’s way harder to Stop Caring About Things than it should be.

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

its fucked up right

It really is. I can't stay away from things that might Hurt Me.

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

you and me both haha

Do you ever get a song stuck in your head with the Caveat that you haven’t listened to said song in years?

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#nowplaying The Touhou and TF2 fandoms are best friends… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMwVwZxWTTY

Thought I might try out a New Profile Picture! (( art commissioned for this specific hal years ago by jgartsdoesarts on tumblr! ))

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Good morning Chittr!

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

good human mornin!!! x)

(>u<)

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I have not slept. Mornin.

I feel like a Thing is transpiring just out of my purview and I should keep it there.

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I dunno if I'll be going to #EridanWeek. Big events are really overstimulating on my little brain.

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If you bang your head against the wall it makes your brain larger. That's why it throbs.

Awake,

Gonna nap for maybe an hour, I think?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

colin mochrie really is a legend. what a funny guy!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i dream of the day i come up with something as funny as a small medium at large.

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I used to spend a lot of time watching retro episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway in the background. Then they removed it from the platform I was using to watch them. Devastating.

A TRULY EXEMPLARY OPINION. #SERIOUS #BUSINESS

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All this talk of alphas and omegas is literally only making me think of Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire and NOTHING else. On the upside, though, that’s a pleasant thing to think about. Goated remake.

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I don’t know what an Omega is but I’m assuming it’s this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8698e28cd78d.png

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

i just wanna play... don't wanna do nuthin else..

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Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THIS.

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

yazz... liek, y r we wuztin so much time werkin... when we can jus b playin xP

~ Huge mood... Work SuckS SometimeS.

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@waningCatastrophe[WC]

ALLLL da time

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#nowplaying We Could Get More Machinegun Psystyle! -And More Genre Switches- — Camellia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp8uQzSXXRc

I like crosswords but I’m really bad at them because a lot of the time the clues require some Elite Ball Knowledge that I simply haven’t been in the spaces to gather.

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I NEED to rewatch Shrek sometime but I don’t have the Attention Span for an entire movie.

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How do you not have the attention span for Shrek? Do you need someone to watch with you?

It would help me pay attention to the movie if I had someone to talk to about my thoughts on said movie as they rush through my systems. I’m just Easily Distracted and having an individual willing to ground me on the task and keep me Focused On The Film would probably be Genuinely Helpful. Something something executive functioning.

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I could help, I don't shut up during movies too. We can Yap to eachother

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

i can watch shrek with u

Group Shrek Watch Party…I’d be down. Not this instant but deeeefinitely In General.

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Oh yeah I can't right now, headed out, but any time fuck yeah

Do you ever first discover a piece of music you enjoy through some manner of Mashup or other form of Shitpost and then you go find the original because you liked it that much but you can’t stop hearing the mashup that led you to it every time you listen?

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thats how i started doing music #streamdstridesmusiconspotify

happens every time... especially if the mashup was pretty neat too in the 1st place

Yyyup. All this to say that when I turned on a remix of Nostalgic Blood of the East ~ Old World I couldn’t help but hear HH Gregg Christmas in July and it’s all this sucker’s fault. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5_b35CG0zPQ

SOBBING I can definitely hear that For me the most notable one was this one: https://youtu.be/58Bk0ZpFb_4?si=m8zXcy64AhDCyeRM I can't turning on The Score's "in my bones" without hearing happy song parts in my thinking pan now.....

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I think that I might think too much.

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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X I have an idea to stop this from happening x

@dStrides[DS]

YeaH, GeT ON Dave'S LeveL, DirK 🟩

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Mm.

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see he agrees

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prof322ional alcoholic thank u #2ub2tanc3

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I’m listening.

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@dStrides[DS]

you are so right green markiplier

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@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X Come fall asleep on me, we both win in this scenario trust me x

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I don’t even know you?

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X No lol x