♦ pitied by @torrentedDatastream
I went to law school for two entire sweeps just to end up in an office getting pens thrown at me. How average of me
HOLY SHIT I FEEL SO FUCKING NAUSEOUS AND THE STOMACH CRAMPS ARE IN FULL FUCKING SWING #NAUSEA
i think i ripped a layer of flesh off my taste tendril #gore
youd think in making a new universe and society someone wouldve figured out a way to make printers less sinister #pleasejustprintmydocument
FUCK I DROPPED MY BREADSTICKS
Ugh.
N NOOO N NOO NONONO AI ADS ON M MY T TROLL PINTREST N N NOOO
I have been hit by a car.
Okay, everyone SLOW DOWN. My thinkpan can only handle so much??? First I hear Miku owns the Planet earth, then i find about something called a Digital circus and now theres talk about Artificial Intelligence?????
"= pale reacting the drone until it feels comfort. ="
↘️they offered me blue light glasses, to shield my ganderbulbs from the intense, constant light of the screen.↘️ ↗️I DENIED THEM. I DON'T DESERVE THEM. AND I DO MY BEST WORK WHEN I'M STRAINED ANYWAY.↗️
I GUESS I HAVE A CHITTR NOW.
◀◀ AAAUUUUUUUUUUU ▷▷ NOW PLAYING ▶︎ AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUU
she mo on my rails til I morail * hits a sick flip *
Achieving all new disgusting levels of heinous super ego at the exact same time as I begin drowning in self-loathing. Maybe if I focus hard enough I can explode my own brain with sheer willpower.
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
In response to private requests to make my stance on clout chasing and Kult wars known, I'm issuing this statement; With all due to respect to those chasing that bag of social cred, I've been busy hitting a new PB on the bench at 405lbs. In between minding my responsibilities as a show host-slash-screenwriter-slash-executive producer during downtime at that.