The Strifer
@turntechGodhead
Watch me do a sick flip bro
throw that ass in a circle send chit #nsfw
my jaw is on da floor, how could u post dis..
i need to sneeze someone say bless you
Then bless you.
Bless you.
((IS THAT HOW ITS SPELT??!!! IVE BEEN TYPING KAZOOTEIT????
((IT SOUNDED LIKE "KAZOO" TO ME THATS WHERE IT CAME FROM LAMOOOO
// Im so sorry that's really funny. It's Gesundheit! It's a "Guh" sounds and not a "Kuh" sound LOL. It's a German word that means "Health"
// this is why i failed my language classes.. no sabo mf knows NOTHIN LMAOO
// FAIR, it happens. got me to laugh good. Nowv you knowv something newv!
// fuck yea!! sjs dude im funny asf no matr what lolll
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
D --> What an intelligent beast, it recognizes it's own nobility innately and cannot help but marvel in it's own glow and share it with us
rechits absolutely help to spread awwareness of howw smart and funny our lusii friends are to other trolls! please do not hesitate to spread the friendship evveryone ^-^
i couldnt agree more i think someone needs to be in front of a camera instead of snacking on hay and kicking dowwn doors wwould you buy the covver of horses wweekly if good rosalina wwas on the covver? i knoww i wwould!
she just wwhinnied at me that means i lovve in horse-saur!
guys how do you red flirt effectively im kinda ass early mornings
u gotta givem da wink and smile and then u tuck their hair back behind their ear and go "wsg"
it’s really easy, just go to your local cemetery and lay in an empty plot while dreading rejection lmfao
:F Usually I just call them hon, honey, or babydoll. Apparently those nicknames quote, 'feel different when coming from a girl' so if you're a girl it should work.
:F Shit... okay have you tried being really really pathetic and submissive? That's how I like my men.
dowvnside i can't post polls here. Poll: wvhat are you https://poll-maker.com/poll5747089xF9E4E83b-168 (( ooc note: i'vwe set it up to vwote multiple times if u havwe more than one character))
wve lovwe to see it! if someone punches you fine, for attacking a protected bird species.
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
perhaps i may finally be with kindred spirits then. talkin tah everyone and forcin mah head tah bow to meet their eyes becomes a great agony on mah back. honk
oh dude, never worry about looking down to talk, ill get a ladder or something looking down at short people hurts
i have a small clue humans arent too tall usually so im used to lookign down
i am the tallest of mah species. 'least from where i use tah exist, i was. honk.
as if a cold iron collar was constantly bein tugged by an invisible hand. honk honk.
i bow out of politeness. and all will know they cant make me do a mutha fuckin thang. honk.
she mo on my rails til I morail * hits a sick flip *
Replying and liking chits is my life, fuck yeah engagement
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN FIGURE THAT MUCH OUT THEN YOU REALLY ARE A LOST CAUSE. FUCKING TYPICAL, OF COURSE I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE. I TAKE IT YOU ARE PRETENDING TO ROMANCE ME IN THE RED QUADRANT, RIGHT? THEN, YOU COULD DO THINGS LIKE COMPLIMENT MY LOOKS, TAKE ME OUT ON DATES, AND *NOT* BE AN AGGRAVATING AND PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ASSHOLE WITH EACH BREATH YOU TAKE.
I wasn't wanting to come off as pretending. I'd compliment you regardless I just didn't want to assume anything or make you uncomfortable, im stupidly still new to the concepts of quadrants and I want to do it right to show you I'm serious
WAIT! HOLD ON. SO, YOU'RE NOT JUST ROLE PLAYING WITH ME? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY AND ACTIVELY TRYING TO RED FLIRT WITH ME? THAT'S AN AWFUL FUCKING IDEA, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
TYPICAL. SAY SOMETHING I'M NOT ALREADY USED TO AND EXPECTING. *STILL* FUCKING TRY ME, MAYBE WE WILL BOTH BE SURPRISED.
I think You're pitiable, if I'm getting my quadrants right Idk I just You know? Fuck uh I get nervous and shit,worried im saying the wrong things That im not effectively showing you what I mean with whatever words I stringed up almost half hazardously
MATING FONDNESS IS THE MOST APPROPRIATE TERM, BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD BE CONFUSED. MANY TROLLS, INCLUDING MY IDIOT PAST SELF, BELIEVED THE RED QUADRANT TO BE JUST A NUANCE OF PITY, WHICH BELONGS IN THE PALE QUADRANT. SO, I HAVE TO ASK STRIDER, WHEN YOU SAY *YOU*, DO YOU MEAN ME AS IN *ME* OR ME AS IN ANY KARKAT UNFORTUNATE `ENOUGH TO BE SHUFFLING AND SHOUTING AROUND IN THIS SHITHOLE. OR, IS IT MORE THAT YOU ALSO KNEW SOME VERSION OF ME, I FUCKED THINGS UP AS I ALWAYS DO, CAUSING YOU TO DRIFT AWAY. AND NOW, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT VERSION OF DAVE YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALWAYS A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME- YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND THAT TRACKS FOR YOU, ACTUALLY. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU COULD CATCH RED FEELS FROM A PICTURE. LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT SAYING THE WRONG THING. IT'S *YOU* I'VE ALREADY COME TO THE FOREGONE CONCLUSION THAT SAYING THE *RIGHT* THING IS FORTUNATE HAPPENSTANCE, SO I CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU SHOVE YOUR LIMBS SO FAR INTO YOUR ORAL GAPER, YOU START DIGESTING THEM. YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF.
Its hard t0 be s0 universally l0ved and desired
I know, right?
What is love Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more
Everyone knows What Is Love man I'm humorously dodging the reference for comic relief
Call me a gas planet the way I'm full of it #donttagaskink #ornsfw #illdie
Can a white boy get a little #therian on it? Heh, send chit