The Strifer
@turntechGodhead
Watch me do a sick flip bro
#nsfw woah man https://i.postimg.cc/V6XG6vM0/Screenshot-2026-04-29-114117.png
( artist -> https://x.com/hellgatekin/status/1993135650212921473?s=46 )
back by unpopular demands "I'm a rich man I got diamonds on my finger" while fingering diamonds droog #nsfw
This didn't need to be posted again. Or in the first place.
Seasons are bipolar as fuck "Yeah we in spring but you need 2 days of snow. Like its mandatory."
"This fucking idiot driving like my left nut on Friday" "What?" "It gets saggier" My brother everyone #nsfw
420 what you smoking I got Berry punch #substance
Gay bar called "cockpit" #nsfw
"I'm a rich man, I got diamonds on my fingers." #nsfw
what if i just rechit the same thing on different days whos gonna stop me
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No way? Thank fuck I was quaking in my boots, completely fear-ridden
"I'm a rich man I got diamonds on my finger" while fingering diamonds droog #nsfw
Guys I don't remember making my needoh dick post
I took the liberty of bringing that memory into my personal collection.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/74/ef/a0/74efa05f7e335d6d204a981369a0d07d.jpg are you okay????
Put nail polish on my dick and watch that shit vanish like needoh #nsfw
whxt the xctuxl fuck dxes this mexn i cxnt tell if i shxuld hxte xr pity this
WHAT. DO NOT SAY THIS AND LEAVE. WHAT THE FuCK DOES THIS MEAN.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f1/f6/a0/f1f6a0fbbfc615590fe3ab95f4fcda19.jpg
throw that ass in a circle send chit #nsfw
my jaw is on da floor, how could u post dis..
i need to sneeze someone say bless you
((IS THAT HOW ITS SPELT??!!! IVE BEEN TYPING KAZOOTEIT????
((IT SOUNDED LIKE "KAZOO" TO ME THATS WHERE IT CAME FROM LAMOOOO
// Im so sorry that's really funny. It's Gesundheit! It's a "Guh" sounds and not a "Kuh" sound LOL. It's a German word that means "Health"
// this is why i failed my language classes.. no sabo mf knows NOTHIN LMAOO
// FAIR, it happens. got me to laugh good. Nowv you knowv something newv!
// fuck yea!! sjs dude im funny asf no matr what lolll
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them
guys how do you red flirt effectively im kinda ass early mornings
u gotta givem da wink and smile and then u tuck their hair back behind their ear and go "wsg"
it’s really easy, just go to your local cemetery and lay in an empty plot while dreading rejection lmfao
:F Usually I just call them hon, honey, or babydoll. Apparently those nicknames quote, 'feel different when coming from a girl' so if you're a girl it should work.
:F Shit... okay have you tried being really really pathetic and submissive? That's how I like my men.
she mo on my rails til I morail * hits a sick flip *
Replying and liking chits is my life, fuck yeah engagement
IF YOU CAN'T EVEN FIGURE THAT MUCH OUT THEN YOU REALLY ARE A LOST CAUSE. FUCKING TYPICAL, OF COURSE I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE. I TAKE IT YOU ARE PRETENDING TO ROMANCE ME IN THE RED QUADRANT, RIGHT? THEN, YOU COULD DO THINGS LIKE COMPLIMENT MY LOOKS, TAKE ME OUT ON DATES, AND *NOT* BE AN AGGRAVATING AND PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ASSHOLE WITH EACH BREATH YOU TAKE.
I wasn't wanting to come off as pretending. I'd compliment you regardless I just didn't want to assume anything or make you uncomfortable, im stupidly still new to the concepts of quadrants and I want to do it right to show you I'm serious
WAIT! HOLD ON. SO, YOU'RE NOT JUST ROLE PLAYING WITH ME? YOU'RE SERIOUSLY AND ACTIVELY TRYING TO RED FLIRT WITH ME? THAT'S AN AWFUL FUCKING IDEA, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
TYPICAL. SAY SOMETHING I'M NOT ALREADY USED TO AND EXPECTING. *STILL* FUCKING TRY ME, MAYBE WE WILL BOTH BE SURPRISED.
I think You're pitiable, if I'm getting my quadrants right Idk I just You know? Fuck uh I get nervous and shit,worried im saying the wrong things That im not effectively showing you what I mean with whatever words I stringed up almost half hazardously
MATING FONDNESS IS THE MOST APPROPRIATE TERM, BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD BE CONFUSED. MANY TROLLS, INCLUDING MY IDIOT PAST SELF, BELIEVED THE RED QUADRANT TO BE JUST A NUANCE OF PITY, WHICH BELONGS IN THE PALE QUADRANT. SO, I HAVE TO ASK STRIDER, WHEN YOU SAY *YOU*, DO YOU MEAN ME AS IN *ME* OR ME AS IN ANY KARKAT UNFORTUNATE `ENOUGH TO BE SHUFFLING AND SHOUTING AROUND IN THIS SHITHOLE. OR, IS IT MORE THAT YOU ALSO KNEW SOME VERSION OF ME, I FUCKED THINGS UP AS I ALWAYS DO, CAUSING YOU TO DRIFT AWAY. AND NOW, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT VERSION OF DAVE YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALWAYS A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME- YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND THAT TRACKS FOR YOU, ACTUALLY. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU COULD CATCH RED FEELS FROM A PICTURE. LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT SAYING THE WRONG THING. IT'S *YOU* I'VE ALREADY COME TO THE FOREGONE CONCLUSION THAT SAYING THE *RIGHT* THING IS FORTUNATE HAPPENSTANCE, SO I CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU SHOVE YOUR LIMBS SO FAR INTO YOUR ORAL GAPER, YOU START DIGESTING THEM. YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF.