Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGeneticist
MY BUSINESS IS NONE OF YOUR KNUCKLEDRAGGING PANDDLES NUMBSKULLS BUSINESS. FUCK OFF.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK CALLING OUT EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY WHO TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO ANNOY ME WITH THEIR FOLLOWS, LIKES, HATES AND OTHER SHALLOW PLEASANTRIES. HELLO @everyone, @apocalypseArisen , @cuttlefishCuller @criticalChicanery IF YOU ALL WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, SAY IT HERE SO I DON'T WASTE ANY MORE PRECIOUS SECONDS OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN.
I'm being facetious of course, I don't really care (even t)(oug)( I sink we all agree I do deserve a special post 38P). )(i Karcrabcakes! Long time no S-EA, )(u)(? Get it??
THE WORDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ARE "HI KARKAT, IT'S SOME RANDOM VERSION OF YOUR FRIEND ARADIA COME HERE TO SAY HELLO AND ACT CREEPY, AND I'VE ALREADY SAID HELLO. FUCK, IT'S LIKE MANNERS ARE DEAD NOW A DAYS. OH! WAIT! THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HAPPENED.
i don't need to say anything for you to understand my intentions. 0‿0 also i'm canon aradia i hope this helps.
YES FEFERI, I GOT THE PUN AND WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT YOU ARE SPECIAL. GRAB THE STREAMERS AND THE CONFETTI TO MARK THIS MONUMENTAL FEAT. TRULY IT MAY NEVER BE MATCHED,
RIGHT AND I'M THE TROLL POPE. NO THAT DOESNT HELP NOT ONLY IS IS THERE NO DEFINING WHAT THAT MEANS BUT THERE IS NO PROVING IT EITHER.
Now you're t)(e one being silly! I would never ask you to t)(row around conc)(fetti just because I )(appened to grace you wit)( my C)(ittr presence BUUUT if you finsist!!
SO, WHY EVEN BOTHER TO MENTION IT? JUST SO YOU CAN GET ON MY LAST FRAYING NERVE?
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW I DO INSIST? 🎊🎉🥳 CRAZY. BUT ARADIA HAS NOW GOTTEN ON MY LAST NERVE AND NOT JUST FRAYED IT BUT SNAPPED IT IN TWO LIKE A PIECE OF CHEAP STRING. CONGRATS TO HER SHE'S MANAGED TO DO WHAT EVERY OTHER EXHAUSTING ASSHOLE I CALL A FRIEND HAS DONE, SO WHILE I GO MAD HAVE YOUR CONFETTI 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉
HELLO @tentacleTherapist#2339 ROSE. I SEE YOU ALSO JUST FOLLOWED ME WHILE FLIRTING WITH SOME VERSION OF YOUR MATESPRITE. YOU SHOULD REALLY JUST PUT EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR FORCES MISERY BECAUSE WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SEE THIS SHIT AND KISS HER INSTEAD
HELLO @grimAuxiliatrix THAT FOLLOWED ME JUST NOW. WHY ARE WE NAMING PUPAS AFTER JOHN, NOW? WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THAT?
Im Having A Twenty Fourths Life Crisis Or Something Similar
i helped her fix her profile icon.
THAT TRACKS. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED TO HEAR THIS HORRORS FORSAKEN SHITHOLE CAUSED TWENTY THREE OF YOUR LAST TWENTY FOR LIFE CRISES.
ATTENTION ALL YOU ASSHATS, FUCKWADS, IMBECILES AND SUB-PAR INTELLECTS. IT IS ME, YOUR OVERLORD AND SUPREME LEADER. YOUR GOD. YOU'RE FUCKING TRIED UPON, MUCH HARANGUED AND HARRASSED CREATOR. I SUBJECT MYSELF UNTO YOUR FLAILING AND WRITHING MASSES WITH A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE. @ladyoftheLamp IS NOT WHO SHE SAYS SHE IS. SHE MAY IN FACT BE BLIND BUT ALL EVIDENCE POINTS TO HER *ACTUALLY* BEING A FAKE PRETENDER TRYING TO DISPARAGE THE ONLINE IMAGE OF ANOTHER. WHY SHE WOULD BOTHER WITH SUCH A POINTLESS AND BANAL TASK I DO NOT KNOW, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR PANS AND GANDERBULBS, I SUGGEST YOU BLOCK HER AND KEEP HER THAT WAY,
the read more is crazy #notreadingallat :/
IF YOU CAN'T BE ASSED TO READ MORE THAN THREE LINES AT A TIME, THEN YOU DON'T EVEN QUALIFY FOR BEING A SUB PAR INTELLECT. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE POSSIBLE TO DISAPPOINT ME EVEN MORE THAN i HAD ALREADY EXPECTED, BUT SOMEHOW YOU MANAGED TO EXCEED EXPECTATIONS IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. CONGRATS.
sorryyyy i don't speak whiny loserrr i got these physics books to read maybe i'll comprehend how low the drag would be while snowboarding off your brain ;P #roughnessindicatorzero #smoothassaliennoggin
FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS THEY DON'T SPEAK WHINY LOSER YOU ARE VERY FLUENT IN WRITING IT. YOUR BURNS, IN SO MUCH THAT THEY CAN BURNS WHEN YOUR INSULTS DON'T EVEN REACH THE LEVEL OF LUKEWARM, ARE WEAK.
SO, IF YOU'RE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO ME, THEN GET TO LISTENING TO ME ALREADY INSTEAD OF WAFFLING ABOUT,
DON'T SIGNIFY YOUR UTTER DEVOTION TO MY DECLARATIONS WITH A VAPID EMOJI, ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. TAKE ACTION. CALL OUT SERKET FOR HER LIES.
USE YOUR DIGIT STUMPS AND GANDER BULBS THEN TO SCROLL UP TO THE INITIAL POST YOU REPLIED TOO, YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE CONTEXT YOU NEED.