YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK CALLING OUT EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY WHO TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO ANNOY ME WITH THEIR FOLLOWS, LIKES, HATES AND OTHER SHALLOW PLEASANTRIES. HELLO @everyone, @apocalypseArisen , @cuttlefishCuller @criticalChicanery IF YOU ALL WANT TO SAY SOMETHING, SAY IT HERE SO I DON'T WASTE ANY MORE PRECIOUS SECONDS OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN.
I'm being facetious of course, I don't really care (even t)(oug)( I sink we all agree I do deserve a special post 38P). )(i Karcrabcakes! Long time no S-EA, )(u)(? Get it??
THE WORDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ARE "HI KARKAT, IT'S SOME RANDOM VERSION OF YOUR FRIEND ARADIA COME HERE TO SAY HELLO AND ACT CREEPY, AND I'VE ALREADY SAID HELLO. FUCK, IT'S LIKE MANNERS ARE DEAD NOW A DAYS. OH! WAIT! THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HAPPENED.
i don't need to say anything for you to understand my intentions. 0‿0 also i'm canon aradia i hope this helps.
YES FEFERI, I GOT THE PUN AND WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT YOU ARE SPECIAL. GRAB THE STREAMERS AND THE CONFETTI TO MARK THIS MONUMENTAL FEAT. TRULY IT MAY NEVER BE MATCHED,
RIGHT AND I'M THE TROLL POPE. NO THAT DOESNT HELP NOT ONLY IS IS THERE NO DEFINING WHAT THAT MEANS BUT THERE IS NO PROVING IT EITHER.
Now you're t)(e one being silly! I would never ask you to t)(row around conc)(fetti just because I )(appened to grace you wit)( my C)(ittr presence BUUUT if you finsist!!
SO, WHY EVEN BOTHER TO MENTION IT? JUST SO YOU CAN GET ON MY LAST FRAYING NERVE?
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW I DO INSIST? 🎊🎉🥳 CRAZY. BUT ARADIA HAS NOW GOTTEN ON MY LAST NERVE AND NOT JUST FRAYED IT BUT SNAPPED IT IN TWO LIKE A PIECE OF CHEAP STRING. CONGRATS TO HER SHE'S MANAGED TO DO WHAT EVERY OTHER EXHAUSTING ASSHOLE I CALL A FRIEND HAS DONE, SO WHILE I GO MAD HAVE YOUR CONFETTI 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉