Iftola Prefie
@criticalChicanery
|< alt€rnia's one of th€ b€st rising l€gal trolls. hir€ m€.
|< cas€ of th€ day. labor disput€. mustard blood against r€al blood for salary disput€. hish highn€ss d€cid€d to s€ttl€ it with a rap strif€. and as always i cam€ packing h€at. #law
|< this stupid d€vic€ corr€ct€s t€al for r€al.
|< a cli€nt just tri€d to hit on m€ €xp€cting m€ to giv€ him sp€cial pric€s. charg€d him twic€ as much.
|< this human gam€ is mis€rabl€ wordl€som€thing and lots of numb€rs 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
|< i am awar€ on how unprop€r it would b€ but i hav€ b€€n s€riously consid€ring obtaining for mys€lf d€corations upon th€ ch€st ar€a of th€ m€tal kind. #nsfw
|< what th€ h€ll th€r€ ar€ pinn€d things now
|< gog i lov€ that littl€ imp with a suit
taking all your treasures AS FEES
|< is it moral to blam€ my cli€nt's probl€ms on th€ir lusus? no. it sur€ is €ff€ctiv€ though. #d€fl€ctiv€guilt #law
hey man whatever gets your client out of trouble, my lawyers have definitely done scummier things
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! one hundred percent agree
《 My muscle memory makes me wonder to the broken coffee machine at the courtblock, there's others sure but I don't want to climb back down to the entrance when I'm already up here.. you'd think they'd fix it. #law #coffeeissues 》
|< at th€ courtblock but at what cost
send a selfie wit+ +is +onorable tyranny
|< i n€€d to b€ in th€ courtblock in two hours but th€ cocoon is so confortabl€ it should b€ a crim€ to hav€ som€on€ work und€r th€s€ conditions
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! break a leg out there lol
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
《 I second this and will look into it myself if needed. 》
|< i am quit€ fond of attack dron€ in solid stat€ 2
|< what do you m€an th€ humans call it "m€tal g€ar solid" that's a stupid nam€
|< this is a post to r€m€mb€r th€ fall€n. always in my cor€, coff€€ disp€ns€r in floor four https://i.imgur.com/cog2w3q.png
|< i dislik€ th€ coff€€ machin€ in th€ fifth floor of th€ courtblock
cønsøle.løg("pay me tø fix it");
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! see this is why i stick to the vending machine. they'll never betray you like this
|< my pr€ff€rr€d coff€€ machin€ in th€ fourth l€v€l of th€ courtblock brok€. my day, w€€k and pot€ntially month too has b€€n ruin€d.
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The suggestion box has noted this.
|< th€ positions for quadrants ar€ curr€ntly op€n for proposals. int€r€st€d parti€s shall r€ply to this post or contact m€ p€rsonally with th€ir d€tails, quadrant of proposal and a l€gal bri€f €xplaining th€ir cas€.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! before i start filing for petition do you play troll magic: the gathering or are you willing to play troll: magic the gathering
RE: APPROPRIATE CONDUCT FOR INTERESTED PARTIES! good evening members of the jury my name is Filigree Hallowen (or, more informally, Trycks Treats) and i represent the interested party in today's case. i'm currently filing for a position in the pale quadrant, on account of our clear compatibility and mutual pity. contact information is in my business card <>
|< just s€nt a to whom it might conc€rn. good luck.
|< cli€nt of th€ day. lusus disput€ b€tw€€n gold bloods. €ach claim€d th€ own€rship ov€r th€ lusus on a p€rsonal l€v€l and not in th€ shar€kind th€ cas€ was r€solv€d wh€n th€ir waspb€ast straight at€ on€ of th€ claimants. luckily it wasnt my cli€nt. #law #l€galcas€ #lususcar€
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|< f€€ling cut€. might upload a pictur€ lat€r in th€ w€€k.
|< if any of you hypoth€tically n€€d€d urg€nt h€lp with any kind of crim€, what would b€ th€ most usual on€. hypoth€tically.