Iftola Prefie
@criticalChicanery
|< alt€rnia's one of th€ b€st rising l€gal trolls. hir€ m€.
|< i b€li€v€ i know how to mak€ th€ pictur€ show now. €njoy this pictur€ of m€ in a gr€at mood n€xt to my now brok€n favorit€ coff€€ machin€ upon th€ courtblock. https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/7bb31dcd6598.jp€g
|< th€ public transport to th€ courtblock is stuff€d today. i shall go walking th€n.
|< if you r€ad this, you imm€diat€ly acc€pt this writt€n contract by which you acc€pt to pay m€ th€ €quival€nt of a month of r€nt for l€gal €xp€ns€s for approximat€ly two sw€€ps. in ord€r to r€j€ct this, you will hav€ to s€nd m€ th€ €quival€nt of thr€€ months of ca€gars to my firm. imm€diat€ly.
sorry. glitter bomb.
fucking buLLshit teaL bLood scam artists. get a good hobby for once in your Life
|< i cant h€ar you ov€r th€ sound of ca€gars flowing into my account
|< if i found anoth€r v€rsion of m€ i would su€ h€r for all sh€'s got. but th€n sh€ could count€r-su€ m€. only on€ must r€main. #s€lfc€st
|< i b€li€v€ i know how to mak€ th€ pictur€ show now. €njoy this pictur€ of m€ in a gr€at mood n€xt to my now brok€n favorit€ coff€€ machin€ upon th€ courtblock. https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/7bb31dcd6598.jp€g
《 Wonderful suit. 》
|< i do r€m€mb€r p€opl€ €xp€cting m€ to post a pictur€ of mys€lf. how€v€r, i hav€ forgott€n how its don€.
|< l€gal tip; in ord€r to hav€ a prop€r alibi for buck€t tamp€ring you will n€€d to buy a v€ry sp€cific kind of paint only h€ld by th€ clown church #law
|< cas€ of th€ day. labor disput€. mustard blood against r€al blood for salary disput€. hish highn€ss d€cid€d to s€ttl€ it with a rap strif€. and as always i cam€ packing h€at. #law
|< this stupid d€vic€ corr€ct€s t€al for r€al.
|< a cli€nt just tri€d to hit on m€ €xp€cting m€ to giv€ him sp€cial pric€s. charg€d him twic€ as much.
:33< thats the way to do it!
|< this human gam€ is mis€rabl€ wordl€som€thing and lots of numb€rs 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
|< i am awar€ on how unprop€r it would b€ but i hav€ b€€n s€riously consid€ring obtaining for mys€lf d€corations upon th€ ch€st ar€a of th€ m€tal kind. #nsfw
|< what th€ h€ll th€r€ ar€ pinn€d things now
|< gog i lov€ that littl€ imp with a suit
|< is it moral to blam€ my cli€nt's probl€ms on th€ir lusus? no. it sur€ is €ff€ctiv€ though. #d€fl€ctiv€guilt #law
hey man whatever gets your client out of trouble, my lawyers have definitely done scummier things
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! one hundred percent agree
《 My muscle memory makes me wonder to the broken coffee machine at the courtblock, there's others sure but I don't want to climb back down to the entrance when I'm already up here.. you'd think they'd fix it. #law #coffeeissues 》
|< at th€ courtblock but at what cost
send a selfie wit+ +is +onorable tyranny
|< i n€€d to b€ in th€ courtblock in two hours but th€ cocoon is so confortabl€ it should b€ a crim€ to hav€ som€on€ work und€r th€s€ conditions
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! break a leg out there lol
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
《 I second this and will look into it myself if needed. 》
|< i am quit€ fond of attack dron€ in solid stat€ 2
|< what do you m€an th€ humans call it "m€tal g€ar solid" that's a stupid nam€
|< this is a post to r€m€mb€r th€ fall€n. always in my cor€, coff€€ disp€ns€r in floor four https://i.imgur.com/cog2w3q.png
|< i dislik€ th€ coff€€ machin€ in th€ fifth floor of th€ courtblock
cønsøle.løg("pay me tø fix it");
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! see this is why i stick to the vending machine. they'll never betray you like this