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grocery run: debatably successful. eggs: yeah. i got those. physical damage: minimal. deaths: none of my own. day: time. existential dread: lingering. i'm gonna go count some disappointingly mammalian sheep.
>>| found .a treasure, this strange yet .interesting book by troll friedrich nietzche. here's .a snippet .of .it to grace some mind .of his. https://hive.beeb.trl/img_001.png
th3r3 4r3 so m4ny hot p3opl3 on th1s s1t3 1 N33D. >8]
Did anyone else just see the CEO of Crockercorp rechitt certain... eXplicit materials.. on the timeline just now...? Just me? #StockAdvice - MC Oleana
↘️someone will set their caste hue to anonymous and make an exceedingly disparaging post like,↘️ ↗️I HAVE CULLED MY HIVEMATES AND INTEND TO REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM WITH MY THIRD GANDERBULB OPEN,↗️ ↘️and then also have their full, entire name on their profile.↘️
:33< gr33tings! :33< the worst nepawta is here! :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png ((i will fully admit to tracing the chair from the og image because its 7 am and ive been up all night and didnt feel like drawing a chair but that is the ONLY thing i traced! ((referance image is https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lakewood-plaza-turbo/images/6/69/PresentingJoeCuppa363.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180504062120))
:33< *the mighty hunress wears a shirt with a big "i <3 the jury" to her trial*
taking all your treasures AS FEES
OBJECTIONT CHARGING INTO ROOM HOLD THE BOOKS
INTRODUCTIONS FROM THE PLAINTIFF! good evening, your highblood. my name is Filigree Hallowen and i am here today on behalf of the plaintiff in today's case, my client @kasaneTeto. (who then either stands and says "good evening, your highblood" as well or gets elbowed really aggressively). (you can sit back down now). we have a few housekeeping matters to attend to once the defense has made their own introductions
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty! consult with Hallowen & Co. law offices today #law #ad
hey man whatever gets your client out of trouble, my lawyers have definitely done scummier things
send a selfie wit+ +is +onorable tyranny
《 My muscle memory makes me wonder to the broken coffee machine at the courtblock, there's others sure but I don't want to climb back down to the entrance when I'm already up here.. you'd think they'd fix it. #law #coffeeissues 》
-7 Good evening everyone =:o) honk honk 2-
Another reminder for people using imgur to switch to something like imgchest, just because imgur is blocked in a lot of territories and a lot of us can't see your images #ooc
WAIT A SECOND. @DYNAMICFLOWFIELDS HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN IN YOUR BIO?? TAKE IT OFF!!
TO THE ZESTUM'S MIGHTY FOLLOWERS! HE HAS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK OF YOU!! WHAT DOES THE SITE OWNER MEAN WHEN THEY SAY THEY WANT TO OVERWORK ZESTUM IN A MINUTE >:? #NSFW
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
"Stop browsing Chittr". "Don't you have anything better to do". Save a life, apparently. Which I wouldn't have known to do if not for Chittr.
selfie i took before the hopital btw https://files.catbox.Moe/uodjzx.png
Thank you so much for playing my game.
(no this is actually so fucking real, hispanics cant have JAKC SHIT)
((Be the change you want to see in the world))
I don't know if that's an option available to me but I'll keep it in mind. Ego sum ira Domini.
I DONT KNOW YOU. your inquiry intrigues me, i will at least hear you out motherfucker.
RE: APPROPRIATE CONDUCT FOR INTERESTED PARTIES! good evening members of the jury my name is Filigree Hallowen (or, more informally, Trycks Treats) and i represent the interested party in today's case. i'm currently filing for a position in the pale quadrant, on account of our clear compatibility and mutual pity. contact information is in my business card <>
SIDEBAR! the only downside to being moots with other legislacerators on here is that by the power of networking in a fairly small field there's a very high chance someone will eventually recognize me vagueposting about them because i love chitting when opposing counsel is being stupid. well if they want to sue me over it they're welcome to fucking try #law
>(["undertaker is t#e og" "#ogan is t#e goat" "t#e rock is t#e best" s#ut t#e fuck up nobody did it like prime randee oreton t#at dude used to kick entire communal #ivestems in t#e #ead an t#en pose like t#is #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/5cf1d50887bc.png]
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! see this is why i stick to the vending machine. they'll never betray you like this
cønsøle.løg("pay me tø fix it");
RE: HOLY SHIT! oh my god
DIRECT EXAMINATION! before i start filing for petition do you play troll magic: the gathering or are you willing to play troll: magic the gathering
wOmen ♡ send chit XO
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
I think the degrree to which people trreat moirrails kissing as scandalous is indicative of a grrowing purritanical attitude in ourr culturre; its two trrolls who arre engaged in a rromantic rrelationship showing affection to each otherr; if that's how they arre comforrtable doing that; it's not that big of a deal, grrow up, #nsfw #maybe #ithink??
>::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/DUE2-c2CUBQAAAAC/vodka-mutini-roxy-lalonde.gif
felt cute, wOn't delete later XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/0450b08b875b.png XO
DO3S 4NYON3 3LS3 STRUGGL3 W1TH D1SC3RN1NG DR34MS FROM M3MOR13S OF OTH3R T1M3L1N3S OR 1S TH1S JUST 4 M3 PROBL3M.
I adore and care for all of my Chittrlings equally. Any favoritism is imagined, please do not be jealous.
Two cups of coffee, one cigarette, and endless scroll of Chittr. That's how you start a day.
DISCLAIMER! your nightly reminder that this legislature varies by district and relative positions on the hemospectrum. join my petition to make it more legal for retail workers to use lethal force even if unnecessary
wait can we please get pinned posts i want to pin my business card im really proud of it
-- I Have Some Extra Sopor Tanks From My Recent Recuperacoon Delivery!! Also Some Bluespice That I Managed To Smuggle In Through Empire Borders Lolz
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! actually yeah they're a 501(c)(8) funnily enough
:33 < TOMEOWDACHI DEMEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N3XT T1M3 SUGG3ST TH3Y CUT 1T 1N H4LF TRUST M3
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
nah. kids now these days want the death of politicians and free healt care
i luv seeinf trolls nd ppl iv nvr seen b4, ur so silly keep slaying babes
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
hashtag wordIe 1,740 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
If it werre flat would the people nearr the centerr not be crrushed by the grravity; and the people nearr the edges simply fly away?? I do not underrstand,
"= cook it like a flavor disc. ="
i, stay up late because, im going to sleep in late no matter what, so i, might, as well get more time out of my pitiful existence,
Black lipstick, fo+r a tro+ll, is o+ne o+f the best co+lo+rs, truly. It's like a little surprise since mo+st wo+n't be able to+ tell yo+u're wearing lipstick.
black lipstik suits evry1 babes <3
I'm rrunning out of half baked platitudes about justice and conviction to chit about,
All of these literal clowns on my status.
JUST PUT ON PANTS AND MADE THE MISTAKE EVERY MAN FEARS WHILE ZIPPING HOPITAL
#Chittrconfessional Pancakes are overrated. Waffles is where it's at.
Hëllö Dëars~, höw arë wë döing?
Are they doing that now? Cowards. If you want to reach the top, do it legit.
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i have mastered the art 0f rage baiting indig0s next i shall p0st ab0ut h0w i d0 n0t like milk
《 Haven't made a post like this yet but if anyone needs representing against tough odds, I'm always here to lend an arm of justice. #law #advertise #lowbloodrights #lowbloodjustice 》
-- Girls Are So So Cool, Troll Google Dot Com Where To Find Girls
《 #nowplaying Shopvac - Jonathan Coulton. 》
I need a stronger pulse To recognize I'm bleeding Wouldn't my heart convulse If it has strength remaining? Slowly, I'm bleeding out Bleeding the time I have left to see myself My skin is growing cold The ground beneath me is feeling warmer If I could move my arms I'm sure they'd be around you You're probably alarmed From the things that I might do Hear my breath grow weaker... No, it's never enough No more dishonest pity I know I'm not that tough But I prefer the gritty Please explain how to love In a way fitting for you A soul pure as a dove Of course, that's never been true With feathers tainted red Why won't anyone tell me I've been bad? I'm unmistakably And unforgivably Oh so pervertedly Too unashamedly Me You're licking at my wounds tentatively But it's too late for this withered body Do you taste your blood there too? Or was I mistaking my blood for theirs? #poem #poetry
《 No! Let's try it together sometime. 》
["Ancient Sword of the Sopor King"] [legendary purpleblood FLARP weapon] [im innocent btw] [https://cdn] [.] [imgchest] [.] [com/files/5acd2a4406c8] [.] [png]
《 I used to do hit and run cases. 》
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Back from My cold Soak!! It was So, like-- Relaxing and Made me Forget about Stress for A bit~
The average indigo looks exactly like this yet expects you to take them seriously. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0098.jpeg
《 Was just hit on by a indigo when I was refilling my bike, really awkward case of saying I don't have time to fill my red quadrant with someone I just met. Not to mention I don't have time for that- admittedly I just drove away after giving my card- maybe they might need me for other services?? #whatjusthappened #quadrantconfusion 》
nesben has been torn away from nesbens friend polycule. nesben will kill
yay. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled5_20260324191210.jpeg
《 Number 97 on the leaderboard? I didn't even know there was one! 》
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ should post thiss now that i think about it. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png full portrait of my profile picture ]
There's fuckign. more dude theres like 8 of them running laps around my. hive outside i dont. know what they. want I'm throwing. rocks at them but they just get faster with. each successful hit contact me if. you know how to fix this #scary #paranormal
this is my oc completely different than any you might have seen posted by @beatboxingHeart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cb5544b2c47.jpeg
folykl tip #4: do you prefer trizza tethis with one ganderbulb or two https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0097.jpeg
OkaY So HerobrinE ScareS WrigglerS A Lot More ThaN I ExpecteD
[|||] i've done a good job
freedØm. i am gØing tØ find a park. #nØguardians . is this an apprØpriate mØment tØ lØl.
-- Dingdingding Correct!!
yooooo who 1s up 4nd r34dy to g3t th31r R41LZ GR1ND3D??? H1T M3 UP!!! #l1t3r4lly
《 I won the trial I discussed yesterday, of course there were some dramatics over some of the details as it's always a show but- justice was served and my client (burgundy) is free from highblood murder charges. It makes me happy to see some sort of hope shine through this courtblock. 》
ii move my lawyer 2 aTTTTack po2iiTTiion and end my TTurn
Echoed are the desperate calls In cruelly dark desolate halls Wishing only for any pulse Yet deeper and so my heart dulls Darker than a grave still mourned With your joy life had been adorned Grief has my memories deformed For your absence they have conformed If I had Just one word One word to say That you would still hear 'Return' is what I'd plead I'd be begging on my knees Even goodbyes would be a treat Unanswered cries are all I bleat, now Just another one I'm just another one Just another person under the sun Of no consequence Is this where it ends? #poem #poetry
#Need https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0093.png
fool me once, brah? fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( f
Old coxplay I did of @sanguineAllegory that one time! #cosplay #sova https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784612181269938217/1486132707976020018/Anizzy_Sova_Cosplay.png?ex=69c46470&is=69c312f0&hm=044d293cfe334fee93e799acd20f31743d167abdf2332b083b8d2a016417d08d&
cgcyibojsrydudfuiooooooooppftss try gHzhHZg
-- Yuriness Is Next To Godliness
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The stories that your loved ones know Their laughter and their tears would flow Ashes of your childhood home And those of your loved ones now roam You trapped yourself in misery Ending a cheerful history Replaying an unpleasant scene Wishing that you had never seen You know time only moves one way That's what that lot would always say It's time to stop facing the past It's time to smile again at last Still cherishing their memory Like drinking from a saltless sea You're minding where their hearts would be And trodding ever carefully Love and time undo the pact Leaving your heart still intact Taste again and break the fast And free the pain you've amassed #poem #poetry
now i shall go away for the day! i hope to see more silly shenanigans later
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_twowwaustinpowews.png twagan and the bae !!!!!!!!!!!!!! X333 @agentPowews <333 #matespwitwife #wovemyman #intewnationawmanofmystewy #gwoovy #shagadewic #yeahbaby
{my lusus goT hungry so i jusT goT a recTangle insTead. less edible)
YOU. YOU G3T M3
1N 4 D3B4T3 W1TH MY LOC4L 3GB3RT. H3 DO3SNT TH1NK 1T'S NORM4L TO 34T BUGS. D1SCUSS
mUch cAn! thAt Is pArt Of thE fUn nO? pAst: InvErtEd AcE Of cUps prEsEnt: nInE Of wAnds fUtUrE: tEmpErAncE A clOsEd Off pAst lEAdIng IntO A gUArdEd cAUtIOUs sElf, wIth tEmpErAncE hOldIng hEr hAnd OUt tO hElp bAlAncE thE scAlEs. knOwIng yOU ArE A tEAl, pErhAps thE bAlAncE Of thE scAlEs mEEts wIth thE hAnd Of jUstIcE?
Cinnamon in tthe ccoffee ttoday. #blessed
https://i.postimg.cc/NFn283z9/tsd.png Troll Netflix and Troll Microsoft have discussed a subscription bundle that would combine Troll Netflix and Troll XBOX Game Pass.
《 Another day where I wake up late and with my palmhusk filled with notifications from a multitude of people.. gonna be a long day today- let's hope this trial goes well with the evidence I found yesterday... these late day file organizations are going to kill me. #thegrindcontinues #law 》
oh fuck yEAh. i can bring drums
TWO VOTES FOR THE BERRIES AND ONE VOTE FOR THE TAFFY FROM AN ALIEN. SO IN OTHER WORDS ZERO VOTES FOR THE TAFFY. ZESTUM WILL BE HAVING CHOCOBEETLE COVERED BERRIES FOR HIS WRIGGLING DAY >:D
=[]< woooowwwwwww there sure are someeeee funny people online tonight, is the jesterror schoolhive having finals wipe??
YES. OLIVE BLOOD.
TROLLJIMA?!
《 Just finished my report for today, gonna head back to my hive on my motorcycle and do some very needed R&R.. maybe play cards with a few friends... #longnight #mightstillwork #thegrind 》
https://1.1mgur.c♡m/3KFd˅ƉZ.png Try1ng t♡ p1ck wh1ch f1t t♡ wear!!! They're all s♡♡♡♡♡ cute!!! Ugh umu
cønsøle.løg("pics eventually idk");
《 Think we can do a case over damages? 》
[Information] Two. Well unless you count each pasta strand as a "thing' in which case idk.
s3333 whats what im saying! go g3t lipstick, and g3t kiss3d, and do kiss
-[>can make it wörth yöur while, för böth lipstick and a lighter
Apparently that post spawned some additional submissions to my direct messages. This piece had no title. I'm not sure I appreciate it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4594c0e2e575.png
=^.-.^= DT REVEALS!!!! https://i.imgur.com/6GpeICP.png =^.-.^=
ARRIAR — "Might as well post some images of myself. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriar.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ARRIARWHAT.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriarlark.png"
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_eviwon.png aaaaah memowies ..... this photoshoot with my bestie @injudiciousCuwinist was soooo fun !!! those days of campaigning togethew fow the sway ow nay contest wiww wive in my bwood pushew fow the west of my wife ... (dont wowwy about the siwwy widdwe caption thewe ...... just a itty bitty injoke uwo)
EVERY TIME I'M ABOUT TO FIND AN EMERALD, THAT BLUE BUFFOON AND HIS LITTLE FOX FRIEND SEEM TO GET IT BEFORE ME. LET'S SEE THEM TRY TO FIND THE ONE I'VE HIDDEN IN MY METROPOLIS!!!
My moirail made me and my friends food. Itt's nicce tto feel blessed in a world like tthis. #quadposttingg #moirailposttingg
《 Just had a strife with some pompous teal over some case notes and evidence transfer, waste of time and blood over such an easily negotiable thing. Talk about putting yourself on a high horse... (I won with a nasty uppercut btw!) #strife #law #tealblooddrama 》
po$ting a photo of my$elf a$ well and am hoping it work$ http$://i.ibb.¢o/DgYm$VKv/i amage-2026-03-23-175455970.png𓂃🖌
They say I predicted all of this.
[Wisdom] If you add water WITH the pasta, it does not burn.
-[>I can suggest it nöw if yöu want
I m3an you tot3s should it mak3s kissing so much mor3 fun
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Nothing beter than a glass of firegold at the end of a long night... 🥃 except maybe #Girls. #Yep #ILoveWomen https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/yepimgay.webp ]
check oчt this nчmptY that lost a bet https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/6b63278bfbd2:png #art
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Don't car£ plus my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk. Thank you all. #nsfw
i am tony fuckiin hawk YEAH!!
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《 Heh. 》
I think tonight. While a bit inconvenient at first-- was fun. I feel nice.
《 Do you need more change for coffee? 》
cønsøle.løg("i'll bring my bass and we can make a whøle thing øut øf it");
i'll cOmE tOO
[|||] i got a big payout from that situation at the combination pizza hut and taco bell. the troll was anonymous but this is like, seadweller money for sure. i think i might buy myself a feisar
-[>if yöu insist
cønsøle.løg("already øn my way");
《 We can send images now? Wow, seeing this app grow is rather neat! Here's a photo of me that I recently got since we can send images now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6aec856061e8.png 》
cønsøle.løg("i can get very behind this");
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png testing !!! hewwo !!!
《 Same. 》
WOW.... we can post images now .... THE FUTURE really is here, ISNT it.... >:P IN the meantime, ENJOY this masterpiece of me flipping off whoever sees this chit >:P https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/342fc3f3842f.png
-[>fuck it, why nöt
I'M GETTING TIRED OF THAT HEDGEHOG BLASTING THROUGH MY BADNIKS. HE HAS NO CONSIDERATION FOR HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO SET UP ROBOT MANUFACTURING INFRASTRUCTURE. ON THAT NOTE THOUGH, I HAVE BEGUN TO ANALYZE ALL DATA SENT TO ME BY MY BADNIK'S SENSORS. ALL COMBAT DATA FROM THE HEDGEHOG WILL FUEL MY NEWEST PROTOTYPE. A METALLIC DUPLICATE OF THE HEDGEHOG WILL SURELY BE A MATCH FOR HIM.
Counting or not counting bronzeblood violence?
cønsøle.løg("same");
-[>secönded
=^.-.^= I love ya's too random tealie on tha' interwebs! =^.-.^=
《 Back to work, let's see if there's any cases to pluck. #law #justiceforall 》
《 Anytime, your ideas were very informative. Maybe sometime we might even work on a case together and get some decent earnings. 》
《 This makes me sick #gasdeniers 》
《 Women. #nsfw 》
《 Having a wonderful time with @criticalChicanery the coffee is actually warm! 》
im going to trader joes yall need anything
《 "Fellow teal" has arrived, let's roll. 》
=( Here comes another interesting tidbit for my friends seeking pertinent insect knowledge. There are several species of lawnjumpers with their ears located on their front legs. I hazard a guess you haven't yet HEARD that one before. Ha Ha. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
I DONT GET MY BULGE $TUCK IN CYLINDER$ BECAU$E I $IMPLY PULL MAD QUADRANT$ #BEDIFFERENT
《 Of course, I always carry enough for two cups anyways. Almost there, can't wait to speak! 》
《 Meeting a fellow teal so I think this is when I actually turn off my palmhusk for now, oh- and I'm listening to Space Junk - Wang Chung #nowplaying 》
Liiiike-- yeesh!! Can a Gal get A little Appreciation on This fine Evening (⌒‿⌒)✿
I swear, dhere is nodhing more annoying dhan accidendally bonking your horns on somedhing. I wanded do pick my charger up off dhe floor, nod bounce my skull backwards off of my couch.
《 I'm on my motorcycle now, the trial is tomorrow and I handed off the more basic parts of this investigation. See you in 10 Ms Prefie. 》
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ho𝑙y fucking shit they 𝑙et you be a doctor????
#noweating some yummy weftovew twipwe scawabbewwy swiww cheesecake fwom wactawt cuwdswab !!! twagan wuuuuuuuuvs wactawt cuwdswab ........... X333
WRETCHED HELLSITE. THE PRIEST HAS WARNED ME TO STAY WARY OF YOUR DISEASED WORDS.
this site is a fuckin prison
googlE show nmE mEn kissing
《 What a headache... 》
《 Can people who pay me to throw cases be considered bribery? Will look into this... #law 》
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step 1: sit on the potty
step 2: shit yourseIf
how 2 send dm on shitter
Y♡u'll never rec♡ver fr♡m this ♡ne </3 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
lol call that a slow tu3sday lik3 girl if ur gonna ha<3 an affair ha<3 lik3 thr33 at onc3 duh
Secconded tthis. Somettimes tthatt's whatt you wantt, butt for a moirail, I'd avoid apps. Sorry ggirl.
^^it could be a coincidence, stranger things haVe happened^^ ^^but if You think it's suspicious, i saY pursue the truth!!^^
[|||] is it some kind of human caretaker??? like a lusus??? my lusus is a giant scorpion, she's nicer than she looks!!!
#NowPlaying -- Spoken For (Flavor Foley) Listening. To a song while I travel.
《 Update - Breakthrough - whatever. I just found the complete mothergrub of evidence, I will DEFINITELY win this regardless of this highbloods influence. #canthelpbutfeelsmug #law 》
《 I have yet to confirm that, if anything I will try my best regardless of what the cards say. ugh. what a mess. 》
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IF YOUR CLIENT NEEDS TO DISAPPEAR, I KNOW OF SOMEWHERE WHERE IS SPIRIT WILL BE APPRECIATED.
Did your client ever claim to be intelligent? Because if so, this sounds like fun. (In the not so fun way.)
[|||] this is why i make multiple contract copies when being hired by highbloods. though i doubt this olive has a hunting license.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Eh- hope you've got dobby luck on that...? ]
《 Good luck, from one teal to another. 》
《 Another lowblood homicide case onto my lap from a crying burgundy, you'd think people would get tired of stuff like this. Oh well, guess my free time is over. 》
《 Here's hoping then! Unless my moirail takes me to some seadweller gambling event... 》
《 Interesting idea, both for the future of quadrant law and for making a quick sum of cash. Will research this further... 》
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[|||] i didn't knooow the law would be on my side but i wooould appreciate compensation for a free lusus hunting job aaand repairs to my sword,,,
THE ZESTUM NOTICES THE BOUNTIES ARE PILING AND NOT ENOUGH TEALS ARE HANDLING THEM. THE ZESTUM MUST BID CHITTR FAREWELL TONIGHT. THANK YOU TO ALL MY HIGHBLOODS WHO HAVE GRACED ME WITH THEIR PRESENCE.
ughhhh i keep getting asked to help a clown set up a chittr account lowkey gonna lose it #goaway #justfuschiathings
I gotchu!!! com3 by my plac3 (t3chnically my 3xs but th3y di3d 3arli3r today so its my plac3) i got lik3 h3lla grubwin3 and can throw a TOTAL rag3r trust m3 ur gonna li<3 lik3 th3r3s no tomorrow
Could always use more. My boss isn't the best at handling things and I'm. Swamped.
omg its u ur th3 simp I thought sh3 was just kidding lmfaoooo
funky little teal guy
hell yea hit that shit
☆~ um! i don't think that's what my post is about, but thank you! ~☆
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Finding a future where things aren't the same Saplings grow buildings and die in the rain Water expands and destroys what it loves Freezing it makes it regret what it's done Flames will breathe life where all hope fell apart Ashes remain as the end and the start Humans who'd try to find peace before war Somehow end up striking life at its core #poem #poetry
lowkey pretty funny how dedicated this guy is to the hemospectrum LMAO
seems legit
Nestle my sweetness in a cherry pit Guess we will see now if it's one you'll spit A moment passes spent in careless thought Pit in your throat and so spit you may not But still, to kill you brings me glee I'll put my sadness in this pit Swallow it whole and then admit All my sadness goes easily On a whim I've become carefree There's no mourning efforts repaid #poem #poetry
G♡ with the teal! ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
i think this probably isn't true.
is this true?
woogie woogie wooo were haunting you!!!
You ccome in anyttime and I'll make you look sharp, don'tt you worry ✨
I Have To Get Off Chittr I Have Shit To Do someone Watch Zestrum Im Leaving Him By His Weird Gallery While I Go Shopping And Then Do Bad Bitch Shit
So Called Free Thinkers When G: g
It's embarrassing being the same caste as y♡u. </3 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
you ever thought about getting good?
just b3 lik3 as risqu3 as ya can! ppl loooooo<3 that, doubl3 ur follow3rs!
Babes And Pookies Alike, Everything Is So Much Easier When You're The Only Fuchsia Ever!! To Have Psionics pesky Drone Bullying A Friend? Okay Girl Just Blast It With Psionic Lightning. Ez Pz I'm Literally The Best
Girl I D F K Maybe. Tell Me Where It Is And I'll Punk It
HOW DOES ONE FORCE GROWTH.
OMG FR?!? ur th3 b3st3st, do u tak3 card? I still ha<3 his card
One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
the best woute wouwd be to ask a twusted psionic to disintegwate it with theiw mind !!! it weaves no fumes ow wesidue that twaditionaw fuews natuwawwy pwoduce !!!
just make ur own?????
get you some charcoal briquettes.
Just use a lighter? Unless you're signing documents on things other than paper. Then get the explosives.
A simple handheld flame is more than enough. Make sure the receptacle is clean however.
napalm
THE ZESTUM'S LUSUS HASN'T BUT IF AN IMPERIAL DRONE STRUCK HIS LUSUS HE'S SURE THEY HAD A REASON.