Ardy
@ardentSyllogist
all yΩu need tΩ knΩw abΩut me is that yΩu dΩnt need tΩ knΩw abΩut me. check mate
H3y baby ar3 you an ov3n? Cau23 you mak3 m3 wanna of in th3 cold food of out hot 3at th3 food
you already posted this
2o you admit it
admit to wwhat no clue wwhat youre talkin about
Y3ah I kn3w it Caught in 4k
got no proof none nada zilch
Got it right h3r3 Got th3 r3c3ipt2 http2://i.ibb.co/zWNcBmCn/imag3.png
DΩes anyΩne ever think hΩw weird it is fΩr the fleet's cΩlΩr tΩ be red? The cΩlΩr lΩwest Ωn the spectrum and yet Ωur military uses it as a symbΩl Ωf pΩwer. Makes nΩ fucking sense. #shΩwerthΩughts
How may I what your ever?
I usually make a post about shaping realities around this time but I wasn't quite feeling it
May I what your ever how?
#allcolorthweek is literally a ploy from the empire to find mutants and lowblood activithts are you guys thtupid
WHAT NO- THIS IS AN EARTH-C MOVEMENT.
jack bΩx night with the bestie and the quad babbyyyyyy
i hope that every cyberbuggy i point and laugh at can ssee me. pointing and laughing at it trassh receptacle looking mfss
:> The worst p^rt is how uns^fe they ^re. Not th^t they ^ren’t silly looking. But I could forgive th^t if they were well-designed ^nd oh my, no. <:
concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)
:33< rankmaid mew degenpurrate purrfurt <3 :33< one trillion kudo to mewdos
Did you read my think pan or something? My upcoming ASMR is scari/y c/ose to this concept `>.>˴ (though ob\/ious/y not near/y as exp/icit since it has to go on grubtube)
ohgh please link me when its finished please
NEED NEED NEED NEED
"= fuuuuck. good. ? good. ="
DΩn't start harassing my matesprit Ωnline it is nΩt a battle yΩu will fucking win.
Ardy please, it's fine. The block button is there for a reason.
wit+ a defective fascist sas+imi? get better taste
sΩ tell me dΩ yΩu feel big being ableist? dΩ yΩu need tΩ gΩ have a nap with all the Ωther grubs in the time Ωut cΩrner?
do you exist on alternia if you actually cared you would also care about t+e fact t+at your do not+ing matesprit is enjoying privilege w+ile all ot+er defective trolls are eit+er culled on t+eir +atc+date or culled before t+ey go off world your performative interest to protect t+e reputation of your pailmate does not concern me
and what the fuck dΩ yΩu want me tΩ dΩ abΩut that? she's just as much a victim Ωf the system at this pΩint. she's nΩt demanding the culling Ωf milliΩns Ωf lives she's nΩt dΩing a damn thing against yΩu especially. she did nΩt chΩΩse tΩ be hatched the way she is. she herself is nΩt the system. be angry at the peΩple actually enfΩrcing the system instead Ωf wasting yΩur breath Ωn her. because yΩu are dΩing just as much harm dΩing nΩthing at all when there's sΩme real gΩΩd yΩu can dΩ Ωut there, arent yΩu? yΩu're right. a lΩt Ωf highblΩΩds enjΩy privilege when we dΩn't. it's fucked up. but my quadrant mate really dΩesn't cΩncern yΩu. sΩ fuck Ωff
s+e is one of t+e most powerful people on t+e entirety of alternia s+e could order anyone under +er to begin a secret rebellion and t+ey would +ave to follow t+at order to act like t+ere's not+ing s+e can do is laug+able and exactly w+y i can't stand failure +eirs and t+eir apologist lackies die
Gumi. https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/AI_Megpoid_GUMI_transparent.webp
father rΩse can get it #vaguepΩsting
I do no† †hink you know wha† vague means.
https://cdn.discΩrdapp.cΩm/attachments/928209159952928808/1491219433249574983/images_13.jpg?ex=69d8e012&is=69d78e92&hm=dd60bf48ec53b45e205503039b237da7e9ba46cafe0ce4e57c8a76f98d0232cd& we lΩve a pretty bΩy priest
@hΩundsEye gΩt a fucking prΩblem, buddy? https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/7a3e01ac9067f349cd570ad1df630631/44405bdcc339a8d2-cc/s1280x1920/9f7b05ea28198f090aa35f209f8b87f45996b776.png https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/e17825b529cf3ba99936d81b25ef0c77/44405bdcc339a8d2-3d/s1280x1920/93394166c1d7f134c2b840e0dfa81591fada156c.png
nΩrmally i wΩuld but theyre stalking my best friend sΩ it's a little bit Ωf a 'i need tΩ keep an eye Ωut' prΩblem. theyre just being gutsy and im nΩt having it
can cΩnfirm that having a tall big tiddy girlfriend is the best sΩ I will accept my rΩle as an averagely heighted man and be her shΩrt king. because. ya knΩw. SΩMEΩNE needs tΩ be shΩrt enΩugh tΩ hΩld them up. with their face. #nsfw
Short king~
AwΩΩ baby https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/4cce81f5714fb293875a35d4f25dddf3/f8638bee57c895ee-9a/s540x810/45cb06955a98d46e10fa16b3088e677d7338a69f.png
did i actually miss a/b/Ω night what the fuck
no you and your oddly suitable quirk can still come. people are still postin' their results.
Yet again we take A/B/O quizes together Ardy.
gΩg. having a steady life feels sΩ fucking weird. it feels like i shΩuld be preparing fΩr... sΩmething... tΩ happen
♡♡|LOVE IS LETTING YOURSELF REST! HYPERVIGILANCE HURTS IN THE LONG RUN!|♡♡
Seadwellers aren't real they can't hurt yΩu
I'm looming ominously behind you like a ghost because I'm not real. Imagine.
Oh noooo! Ghost fish tiddies! Can't believe you need to touch grass so bad you're hallucinating a full fish GF. 😔
I dunnΩ. The big tiddy ghΩst fish GF kinda hΩt thΩugh. TΩΩ bad she isn't real. @SeadwellersNΩtReal
why dΩ they call it Ωven when yΩu Ωf in the cΩld fΩΩd Ωf Ωut hΩt eat the fΩΩd? because the cΩld and yΩu nΩt eat the fΩΩd when Ωf Ωut. when fΩΩd cΩld Ωut, eat fΩΩd the cΩld, in nΩt Ωut Ωven hΩt. sΩ, when hΩt in Ωven fΩΩd, yΩu Ωut hΩt fΩΩd eat, and Ωf cΩld Ωut fΩΩd, whereby, fΩΩd hΩt is. #headcanΩn #theΩry #fuckimagenius
Fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk. I lΩve yΩu fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk.
....i cant wait tΩ gΩ back tΩ my matesprit....