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@gewijdGlimlach

Local idiot who repairs computers and tells your ancestor they need to turn it off and back on again. Congrats on your lineage. He/Him ♡ I'm also gonna thirst post about my priest bc he's not here ♡

Blood: JadeKult Score: 135Kull Score: 3506 followers19 following
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Trauma arc is OVER; currently working in IT finallyyyy!! Finding my home with CotFG and for once feeling welcome somewhere. ♡ If I'm not at work or hive I'm proooobably there, so if you wanna hang just Troogle it and drop by, yeah? Maybe you'll learn something new about yourself along the way! Reminder that my rates for repairs are gonna go up a little now that I'm employed again and have less time. Still cheaper than fucking Geek Squad though. You know it's worth the cash~ If ANYONE knows where the fuck to find the motherboard for a TI 99 4A system PLEASE DM me, I've been looking for one for sweeps. https://pixelsafari.neocities.org/favicon/object/tech/computer9.gif

Being religious but not part of the most common religion on Alternia is so... Strange sometimes lol. The multi-caste Carnivals try to recruit and I, without face paint or any indication I gaf about the messiahs, have to politely decline. Trying to explain that your god is technically their god but they haven't seen the truth yet is usually a very bad idea and I don't like being chased. 😔

Kult: +40
Kull: +35
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.14

All too familiar. They do not like the Mourning Mother despite her wanting what every god would want, the happiness of all.

For some reason the (mostly) peaceful religions always end up the most villainized. 😭 I hope your Mourning Mother treats you well!

And your god you. :)

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Maηy stupid fools are bliηd to the truth. Straηgely eηough you souηd like you staηd iη the middle of geηius aηd stupidity. The Aηgels look upoη you with iηterest, it seems.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Haha... Just know I respect what you believe in, and technically we follow the same being, just in different forms!

Differeηt forms, you say? Aηd to what visage do the aηgels speak to you?

A being who spawned all relgions and who is all faith, The Dogma. Usually they speak to me through incense and my depression sobbing lmao.

Okay okay okay church time lfg affirmation time. I am wanted by my priest. My priest will give me a nice kiss tonight. I will manipulate my priest into giving me more kisses tonight. WISH ME LUCK I'M GOING INNNNNNN ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

GOOD LUCK.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

LUUUCCKKKK!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

AUUUUUUUUUUUGH I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST IF THIS MAN DOES NOT GET OFF HIS SHY ASS AND DO MORE THAN LOOK AT ME I'M STRAPPING HIM TO HIS OFFICE CHAIR AND SITTING IN HIS LAP UNTIL HE FUCKING BREAKS FATHER I'VE FUCKING SINNED OR WHATEVER NOW BEND ME OVER OR I'M GOING TO START B T NG BITCHES

Kult: +65
Kull: +60
Total: 125
Ratio: 1.08

You Wont Do It.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

have you tr-ed bend-ng and snapp-ng but you 'tr-p' up on the snap and end up -n h-s lap?

@glurpMaster[GM]

This is my diary now. Don't like it just block me~ ♡

Kull: +5
Total: 5

OF COURSE I'VE TRIED THE BEND AND SNAP OMGGGG??? It only makes him stare like I'm the last Babybel Cheese in the bag. It's not ENOUGH!!!!!!

you were -n h-s lap and he st-ll -s only star-ng????????? are we sure he's not l-ke...y'know, el-bate?

Oh, no, I've not been in his lap yet. That's just the plan if he doesn't give in quick enough for my taste. Trust me though, if he is celibate, he won't be when I'm done with him.

g-----rl you d-dn't read my f-rst reply then!! you gotta tr-p -n the snap and end up -n h-s lap!!! oooo we love a b-t of onf-dene yeeessss

I'm blind lmao sorryyyyyyy~ I'm having to sneak post bc if he sees me posting he's absolutely going to ask what I'm doing. Will sure try with the tripping part lol.

pray-n for you!!!!!! wa-t -s that l-ke sarel-g-ous s-ne your guys a pr-est or l-ke an - st-ll say that

Lmao no ur good girl, say w/e you want forever!!!

Shitty tech support job this, shitty office job that. My priest stares at my thighs longingly and tries to hide it, what do you have that makes your nights worth it random internet stranger?

Kult: +70
Kull: +60
Total: 130
Ratio: 1.17

i mean she's gΩt experience writing priest fic sΩ gΩ fΩr it i guess. hΩw much bleach shΩuld i pΩur myself fΩr this?

None unless ur a fuckin coward and I know you're not. I'll write it all down for you when we see each other at work next✧✧

-nternet strangers please PLEASE tell me how to get a pr-est to stare at MY th-ghs long-ngly -m begg-ng on my knees

Short skirt, thigh highs, and platform heels. Helps if you have pole experience and can drop to the floor and back up in miliseconds. Works best on non clown priests~

fuk - knew - should have went to lown ollege. -f - drop -t to the floor - am not gett-ng bak up. send me the l-nk to the heels tho!!!

- w-ll d-e for you. we shall have a summer wedd-ng. your lown pr-est an off--ate and also be a part of -t

Oh shit!!! I'm gay af but the offer is very sweet! 😂 You're funny, please don't die lol

the gay w-ll not stop me today -t wasn't an offer -t was a demand. /j

LMAO????

Trauma arc is OVER; currently working in IT finallyyyy!! Finding my home with CotFG and for once feeling welcome somewhere. ♡ If I'm not at work or hive I'm proooobably there, so if you wanna hang just Troogle it and drop by, yeah? Maybe you'll learn something new about yourself along the way! Reminder that my rates for repairs are gonna go up a little now that I'm employed again and have less time. Still cheaper than fucking Geek Squad though. You know it's worth the cash~ If ANYONE knows where the fuck to find the motherboard for a TI 99 4A system PLEASE DM me, I've been looking for one for sweeps. https://pixelsafari.neocities.org/favicon/object/tech/computer9.gif