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@gewijdGlimlach

Local idiot who repairs computers and tells your ancestor they need to turn it off and back on again. Congrats on your lineage. He/Him ♡ I'm also gonna thirst post about my priest bc he's not here ♡

Blood: JadeKult Score: 158Kull Score: 4206 followers19 following

I feel so fucking naked without my falsies. Why can't I wear a full beat at work! I work in tele tech support!!!!!! LET ME WEAR MY FALSIES I'M GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!! IT'S MY DESK IDC IF IT HAS GLITTER SHADOW ALL OVER IT!!!!!

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omg they don't even let you wear fals-es???? -d just stra-ght up la-m they were my real lashes. what are they go-ng to do, touh me to remove them??

They've already seen me w/o them the only option would be to get extensions and I CANNOT sit that still unless it's to work on tech!! Also the answer is fire me for not following dress code lmao the polo is killing me

wa-t wa-t hear me out. you've got a workra-l r-ght? get h-m to wear them f-rst

LMAO NOOOOO omg I'm sure he would but I don't want to get the poor guy in trouble!!! His mate would probably get a kick out of it if she isn't allergic to the glue lol

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l-sten -f he's really your ra-l he'll do -t -n support of you trust me - am relat-onsh-p expert

LMAO don't give him ideas he may legit attempt it he's a massive troll.

sooo we talk-n tall oooorrr /j mon you gotta have fun w-th -t somehow r-ght??

He'd throttle me if I gave too many details about him lmao, he's just massive pitch bait to everyone he meets on purpose. It's work tho, having fun with it is... Hard.

@gewijdGlimlach give me thΩse falsies right the fuck nΩw. bΩss makes a dΩllar i make a dime thats why ill dΩ drag Ωn cΩmpany time

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😂 They're in my bag I'll grab them on break ig lmao???

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Being religious but not part of the most common religion on Alternia is so... Strange sometimes lol. The multi-caste Carnivals try to recruit and I, without face paint or any indication I gaf about the messiahs, have to politely decline. Trying to explain that your god is technically their god but they haven't seen the truth yet is usually a very bad idea and I don't like being chased. 😔

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I kηow ηot a Messiah by that ηame. Are you sure the Aηgels speak to you?

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Quite sure! Our lord is in your messiahs, and in all religions tbat exist. Just because you don't know a specific name doesn't mean they aren't real. ^^

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I am the Messiah's Choseη Oηe, they bestow upoη me kηowledge to share with the hopeless fools. They had hope for you, but 'our lord is iη your messiahs' is ηothiηg but blasphemy. Or a reversal. But you are so very close, it makes the Aηgels feel pity aηd to exteηd their blessed haηds as they did I. .....They will be keepiηg aη eye oη you.....

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Please don't lmao I'm looked after enough thx I don't need another stalker. ✌

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Stalkiηg...? The Aηgels ηow woηder... are you okay? Are you of ηeed of aid?

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Oh I'm fine now! Dw dw lol. Ty for your concern though, it's sweet.

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The Aηgels will opeη their arms aηd provide should you ask. Shelter. Food. Cleaηliηess. Especially cleaηliηess. The Choseη Oηe's hive is opeη, the Aηgels will it so, aηd is aη iηstaηt message away. The Aηgels are charitable like that.

Yeaaaaaah no I'm not going to your hive lol. I have my church and it provides for me. May want to work on your pitch a little you sound a bit like a serial killing cult leader lol.

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That is ηot what the Aηgels iηteηd. You really are further from the truth thaη first thought....

Nah I'm just paranoid as fuck, boi~

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I g𖤓t t𖤓 visit a beautiful 𖤓cean t𖤓day! Managed t𖤓 ask a daywalker t𖤓 take this picture f𖤓r me s𖤓 I c𖤓uld share the 𖤓cean. https://f2.t𖤓yh𖤓u.se/file/f2-t𖤓yh𖤓u-se/images/117938295_6mW3qUVExKcx48g.png

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Pretty!!! I hope you didn't get burnt at all?

The 𖤓nly thing I can burn is my eyes and they're already a l𖤓st cause. Aren't the waves g𖤓rge𖤓us? They s𖤓unded s𖤓 nice.

Well... I hope burning your eyes doesnt hurt at least...? I'm not entirely sure you got a picture of the waves, though.... It ah... Kind of looks like you're just against a wall with the sky behind.

..................... Y𖤓u're kidding me.

Sadly not... If you can get someone to help you get into your settings, there's an accessibility option beyond screenreader (which I can only assume you use) that will fry to tell you what is in the picture around you as well as how many trolls are around you!

I have that enabled. I refuse t𖤓 rely 𖤓n it.

But then you can take pictures on your own. :< A programmer developed it to make your life easier and better, why not use it?

Have y𖤓u used it? Extensively? Have y𖤓u sat with it as it gathers what's in fr𖤓nt 𖤓f y𖤓u and fails t𖤓 menti𖤓n the tree branch y𖤓u trip 𖤓ver? The tr𖤓ll just barely in frame? I shall n𖤓t rely 𖤓n any 𖤓f this new techn𖤓l𖤓gy, it's n𖤓t better than learning myself.

Okay that's fair! I'm sorry it's not worked well for you, hopefully it'll get better and more useable some night.

@gewijdGlimlach i smell my mast'rs sheep... tchehehe~

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Are you a follower of The Dogma too, then? :O I didn't think I'd meet another on Chittr.

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