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@gewijdGlimlach

Local idiot who repairs computers and tells your ancestor they need to turn it off and back on again. Congrats on your lineage. He/Him ♡ I'm also gonna thirst post about my priest bc he's not here ♡

Blood: JadeKult Score: 158Kull Score: 4206 followers19 following

I feel so fucking naked without my falsies. Why can't I wear a full beat at work! I work in tele tech support!!!!!! LET ME WEAR MY FALSIES I'M GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!! IT'S MY DESK IDC IF IT HAS GLITTER SHADOW ALL OVER IT!!!!!

Kult: +75
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wa-t wa-t hear me out. you've got a workra-l r-ght? get h-m to wear them f-rst

LMAO NOOOOO omg I'm sure he would but I don't want to get the poor guy in trouble!!! His mate would probably get a kick out of it if she isn't allergic to the glue lol

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l-sten -f he's really your ra-l he'll do -t -n support of you trust me - am relat-onsh-p expert

LMAO don't give him ideas he may legit attempt it he's a massive troll.

sooo we talk-n tall oooorrr /j mon you gotta have fun w-th -t somehow r-ght??

He'd throttle me if I gave too many details about him lmao, he's just massive pitch bait to everyone he meets on purpose. It's work tho, having fun with it is... Hard.

see th-s -s why - just don't work. def-n-tely just for that reason.

@gewijdGlimlach give me thΩse falsies right the fuck nΩw. bΩss makes a dΩllar i make a dime thats why ill dΩ drag Ωn cΩmpany time

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @gew-jdGl-mlach omg - an see why you keep h-m

😂 They're in my bag I'll grab them on break ig lmao???

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Being religious but not part of the most common religion on Alternia is so... Strange sometimes lol. The multi-caste Carnivals try to recruit and I, without face paint or any indication I gaf about the messiahs, have to politely decline. Trying to explain that your god is technically their god but they haven't seen the truth yet is usually a very bad idea and I don't like being chased. 😔

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Ratio: 1.06

I kηow ηot a Messiah by that ηame. Are you sure the Aηgels speak to you?

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Quite sure! Our lord is in your messiahs, and in all religions tbat exist. Just because you don't know a specific name doesn't mean they aren't real. ^^

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I am the Messiah's Choseη Oηe, they bestow upoη me kηowledge to share with the hopeless fools. They had hope for you, but 'our lord is iη your messiahs' is ηothiηg but blasphemy. Or a reversal. But you are so very close, it makes the Aηgels feel pity aηd to exteηd their blessed haηds as they did I. .....They will be keepiηg aη eye oη you.....

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Please don't lmao I'm looked after enough thx I don't need another stalker. ✌

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Stalkiηg...? The Aηgels ηow woηder... are you okay? Are you of ηeed of aid?

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Oh I'm fine now! Dw dw lol. Ty for your concern though, it's sweet.

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The Aηgels will opeη their arms aηd provide should you ask. Shelter. Food. Cleaηliηess. Especially cleaηliηess. The Choseη Oηe's hive is opeη, the Aηgels will it so, aηd is aη iηstaηt message away. The Aηgels are charitable like that.

Yeaaaaaah no I'm not going to your hive lol. I have my church and it provides for me. May want to work on your pitch a little you sound a bit like a serial killing cult leader lol.

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That is ηot what the Aηgels iηteηd. You really are further from the truth thaη first thought....

Nah I'm just paranoid as fuck, boi~

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Okay okay okay church time lfg affirmation time. I am wanted by my priest. My priest will give me a nice kiss tonight. I will manipulate my priest into giving me more kisses tonight. WISH ME LUCK I'M GOING INNNNNNN ♡♡♡♡♡♡

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GOOD LUCK.

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LUUUCCKKKK!

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AUUUUUUUUUUUGH I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST IF THIS MAN DOES NOT GET OFF HIS SHY ASS AND DO MORE THAN LOOK AT ME I'M STRAPPING HIM TO HIS OFFICE CHAIR AND SITTING IN HIS LAP UNTIL HE FUCKING BREAKS FATHER I'VE FUCKING SINNED OR WHATEVER NOW BEND ME OVER OR I'M GOING TO START B T NG BITCHES

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You Wont Do It.

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have you tr-ed bend-ng and snapp-ng but you 'tr-p' up on the snap and end up -n h-s lap?

@glurpMaster[GM]

This is my diary now. Don't like it just block me~ ♡

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OF COURSE I'VE TRIED THE BEND AND SNAP OMGGGG??? It only makes him stare like I'm the last Babybel Cheese in the bag. It's not ENOUGH!!!!!!

you were -n h-s lap and he st-ll -s only star-ng????????? are we sure he's not l-ke...y'know, el-bate?

Oh, no, I've not been in his lap yet. That's just the plan if he doesn't give in quick enough for my taste. Trust me though, if he is celibate, he won't be when I'm done with him.

g-----rl you d-dn't read my f-rst reply then!! you gotta tr-p -n the snap and end up -n h-s lap!!! oooo we love a b-t of onf-dene yeeessss

I'm blind lmao sorryyyyyyy~ I'm having to sneak post bc if he sees me posting he's absolutely going to ask what I'm doing. Will sure try with the tripping part lol.

pray-n for you!!!!!! wa-t -s that l-ke sarel-g-ous s-ne your guys a pr-est or l-ke an - st-ll say that

Lmao no ur good girl, say w/e you want forever!!!

Shitty tech support job this, shitty office job that. My priest stares at my thighs longingly and tries to hide it, what do you have that makes your nights worth it random internet stranger?

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Kull: +60
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Ratio: 1.17

i mean she's gΩt experience writing priest fic sΩ gΩ fΩr it i guess. hΩw much bleach shΩuld i pΩur myself fΩr this?

None unless ur a fuckin coward and I know you're not. I'll write it all down for you when we see each other at work next✧✧

-nternet strangers please PLEASE tell me how to get a pr-est to stare at MY th-ghs long-ngly -m begg-ng on my knees

Short skirt, thigh highs, and platform heels. Helps if you have pole experience and can drop to the floor and back up in miliseconds. Works best on non clown priests~

fuk - knew - should have went to lown ollege. -f - drop -t to the floor - am not gett-ng bak up. send me the l-nk to the heels tho!!!

- w-ll d-e for you. we shall have a summer wedd-ng. your lown pr-est an off--ate and also be a part of -t

Oh shit!!! I'm gay af but the offer is very sweet! 😂 You're funny, please don't die lol

the gay w-ll not stop me today -t wasn't an offer -t was a demand. /j

LMAO????

Trauma arc is OVER; currently working in IT finallyyyy!! Finding my home with CotFG and for once feeling welcome somewhere. ♡ If I'm not at work or hive I'm proooobably there, so if you wanna hang just Troogle it and drop by, yeah? Maybe you'll learn something new about yourself along the way! Reminder that my rates for repairs are gonna go up a little now that I'm employed again and have less time. Still cheaper than fucking Geek Squad though. You know it's worth the cash~ If ANYONE knows where the fuck to find the motherboard for a TI 99 4A system PLEASE DM me, I've been looking for one for sweeps. https://pixelsafari.neocities.org/favicon/object/tech/computer9.gif