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Hm. Hm! It seems like a lot of people are online at a very late time of night! Perhaps. If anyone is having troUble sleeping. Here! It's my favoUrite song. Very soothing! https://www.yoUtUbe.com/watch?v=t0I4mTEdAf8・・・𝛾
☆~𖦹 Even so this is still lovely! A hundred thanks to you! You did a fantastic job 𖦹~☆
.) Qhhhhhhh, gQtcha!! YQur secret’s safe with me! ;) ))
God i mi22 hi2 fac3 2o much rn I wanna g3t my hand2 on him #withdrawal2 #y3arning
##nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/jPk0b4Rw/1776199052807.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=7Fncun4ObQk&2i=PuD23cvm65BAp3Hu Thi2 2hit2 2tuck in my h3ad con2tantly fr #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
.) Qh, gQsh, thank yQu!! It tQQk me fQrever tQ decide Qn what tQ wear haha. ))
OOC: whoah! Lottie's a year old today! :0 can't believe I only made her last year, it feels longer...
goodlight everyonne. i just woke up.
𝄡 ♭ark♭ea𝄽t𝄽 can neVer 𝅗𝅥o anythin wrong + that𝄽 fact𝄽 𝄂
man im 2o glad im fun3mploy3d and hav3 no r3al purpo23 in lif3 it2 pr3tty nic3 to ju2t lay h3r3 und3r th3 2tar2
w3 got dilf but lik3 what about mil2 man i lov3 2tar2
.) WQw, I almQst fQrgQt tQ dQ a #RaeList tQnight! The Qne is Feeling This, fQr a bit Qf sQme Qld-schQQl pQp punk vibes!! .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=4kMZ23T9VHE ))
𝄡 eVery1 𝄽ay hi to jackie 𝄂 [jackie124095,png, a picture taken in 𝄽elfie mo𝅗𝅥e 𝄽howing 𝅗𝅥inraa'𝄽 hea𝅗𝅥 from the eye𝄽 up, ♭ehin𝅗𝅥 him i𝄽 a |much larger| jackalope lu𝄽u𝄽 with their 𝄽oft no𝄽e really clo𝄽e to the camera giVing it a p𝄽ue𝅗𝅥o fi𝄽heye effect] 𝄡 they woul𝅗𝅥nt 𝄽top no𝄽in my hu𝄽kpa𝅗𝅥,,, 𝄂
.) Qh gQsh, that sQunds super scary :( HQpe yQu'll be Qkay!! DQ yQu have, like, a friend yQu can meet up with sQ yQu have sQmeQne tQ walk with? ))
You Say You Like Dilfs, But You Scoff In The Faces Of 50-100 Sweep Dilfs. My Palate Is Simply More Refined.
(( the urge to respond with vitriol when the OC literally is an avid supporter of the hemospectrum is strong. The issue? It's personally like eating a rotten lemon. Blegh.
=:) Hot take: You l|ke k|ss|ng boysssss!~
.) I lQve picking Qut Qutfits tQ wear, but, gQsh! Taking selfies is, like, a whQle new level Qf putting yQurself Qut there!! Maybe anQther night I'll be a bit less shy haha, but I picked Qut sQmething super cute tQ gQ shQpping with my friend! ))
$lug $aturday. here'$ my fat a$ fu¢k dad that i love. moirail for $¢ale. http$://¢dn.img¢he$t.¢om/file$/b189ff52e7db.png
beetle awake.
im not depressed theres something far more sinister going on with me
Not Enough Burly Men In Crop Tops. This Should Be Fixed Immediately. #nsfw?
#lyric2po2ting You might b3 th3 on3 to tak3 away th3 pain and l3t my mind go qui3t And nothing 3l23 i2 quit3 th3 2am3 a2 how I f33l wh3n I'm at your 2id3 Ob23223d with thi2 band bro
telehealth a dotor? aSk one of the lownS to do an arSon? /j
i should make more fr13nds its fun >X3
Wh3n thing2 hurt 2om3tim32 ya ju2t gotta nap about it yaknow 23nd chit
Here'& &ome picture& of @// Gi@//nt Troll @//fric@//n L@//nd &n@//il. :) http&://64.medi@//.tumblr.com/f961938712997c2f11c070078d46f327/2e9de57@//0531e195-51/&2048x3072/26d31f9@//d9f337c836b@//7268@//2cc5947553b0916.jpg http&://in@//tur@//li&t-open-d@//t@//.&3.@//m@//zon@//w&.com/photo&/634646262/l@//rge.jpg
🐁 i like mouse emoji a lot
@//nd now @// &tre@//mer th@//t I w@//tch? Wh@//t? Huh? Ok@//y.... It'& bec@//u&e of the &n@//il& @//nd bug& i&n't it? Well I hope you @//ll enjoy them. :)
Cute
I got so high last night I #substance
yearning? im #yearning for a sandwich that'S 3 times my height that i have to squish down and cartoonishly fit in my mouth!
hey roxy? i think it might be time to uh...
g0vernment unappr0ved h0rny p0zt1ng earth pen1z #nzfw
u kn0w 1 waz ma1nly mak1n fun 0f tw1nklebutt when 1 za1d fy1 1m mr h0m0 but 1 g0tta zay men are fuck1n greattt
꠹lug. letter. . 𓆑
((hey no hate yall but that abo omegaverse test is made by ai btw
"your brow$er i$ deprec4ted" i PROMISE it$ not 4ctu4lly
my favorite. users. - anyone who. participates. in beetleweek. - people who. like my posts. - my mutuals. :) - special. shoutouts to. @deathlessDeadwood . @chillerAficionado . @barackObama . @hollywoodGodhead . :)
ᐖ LET ME MAKE 1 THING. ᑈRYSTAL ᑈLEAR. ᑈRYSTAL ᑈLAIRE EVEN!?!?!? WHEN I SAY MUSᑈLES. I ᐖO NAWT MEAN SHRINK WRAPPEᐖ ABS ANᐖ BOᐖY BUILᐖER BS. I KNO UR ᐖEHYᐖRATEᐖ ASSES ᑈANT ᐖO SHIIIIIIIIIT GOOᐖ! MEAT! IS! MARBLEᐖ!!!!! GET SOME FAT ON THEM THANGSSSSSSSSSSSSS ᐛ
Oh! Uh! Ye@//h! I will. Th@//nk&. Luckily he &eem& re@//&on@//ble, very @//w@//re th@//t @//&king me to meet him in the middle of the wood& &ound& &h@//dy... We're meeting &omewhere public in&te@//d.
Being @//&ked to be friend& with @//nd to h@//ng out with &omeone I find to be very h@//nd&ome w@//& not on my bingo bo@//rd. @//ND YET.
no Stream today. Someone took my fuk1n hdm1 able. juSt the hdm1 able too. 1 w1Sh 1 ould blame 1t on the bl1nd one but 1 found blue l1pSt1k at the Sene of the r1me. ult1mate mo1ra1l betrayal. unreal
🎉noted!! but if you need a homie to back you up just hmu!🎉
Well. I suppose aggresive blunt force trauma works too.
eh if you cull enough of em you might finally get the idea across an finally stop collectin those mugs at yer doorstep
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Oh to be hunted for sport by a big violet blood in the middle of a forest. #jkihaveenoghtrauma #wemakejokestocope #PLEASEdonttrythismyhivemateswilltakemyphoneawayagain #directtargetedposting,
I'm sure that Slender fellow will find it.
Do ya think woolbeasts know how soft they arre
{{ Thank you for not censoring your little mini pfp so I can say your make up is absolutely gorgeous! }}
Gon3 but n3v3r forgott3n for 2ur3
I actually accid3ntally li3d. I do hav3 on3 pictur3 that 2om3on3 3l23 took, but it2 fram3d on my d32k.
I don't have a picture of my lusus or my best homies lusus but I want you to imagine in your minds eye. The biggest moose you can imagine. Bigger than that. That's it. That's the lusus. That's Alan.
{{ Taking a quick break from work to see what the fuss is about here~ You can call me Lottie I'm a cafe barista and latte artist over at Comet Cafe {come visit us, we welcome a seat to all blood colors <3}. I myself like to work a little magic into things, so be sure to see me if you want a little something extra for your drink ;) }} https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8b5963bd67fba1dc61189c081b7c052/ab39448ae6ac2ed4-06/s540x810/6a2117fd6f7078823ea508880b1e7ef0766ad502.png {{ I do a lot of DIY crafts and projects, kitchen and sigil magic, cooking, caring for plants, and! If you know me from anywhere else besides work or by any other name... No you don't, sweetie. ♥ }}
Courrse. If someone lets them out again I might just trry t' maim them.
No prroblem. My posts arre prrobably gonna be about them ferr a bit since they'rre my assigned task on th' farrm.
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Finally got all th' woolbeasts back into theirr pen.
#nowplaying [ In Th3 Middl3 of th3 Night | Lov3l322 ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=ld4CI94DLP4&2i=2RvVVCct-oPBn3VU
godspeed soldier, my best recommendation is probably hit some of the portside bars, fleet retirees are the hot new drug ifywim
i'm just saying, some of you aint ever hit the hay with a beautiful older man who got put out to pasture before he was ready and has hella frustrations to bang out and it shows #nsfw
#bringbackbeetleweek
((Shout out to my fellow RPers who have to describe the pictures and videos their characters post because they don’t have the art skills to draw/animate them. I stand in solidarity with you all
Give me one margarita I'mma ask for another, and then another, and more...! :) #Substance #It'sFiveO'clockSomewhere
That episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where somehow Billy has a spider son??? Me rn.
V perhAps it is About time i bring An old project of mine bAck online. i'm grAteful i wAs Able to recover its progrAms from its old chAssis. i cAn't sAy i don't feel bAd About it being cAught in the crossfire of our session, though. V
I work on @// TCG project &ometime&... now I'm wondering... &n@//il& & Beetle& exp@//n&ion p@//ck&....
SOME MAY ASSUME I DISLIKE THE HIGHBLOOD CASTE. DUE TO MY EXTREME REPORTS. BUT THEY ARE ACTUALLY QUITE NICE. WHEN THEY AREN’T CLOWNS.
Are You Https? Because Without You, I’m Just ://
Baby id tak3 you to a movi3 but th3y dont allow you to bring your own 2nack2
If You Were A Taser, You’d Be Set To Stun.
its a good nnight. thinngs are good annd cool. the daylight will be just as good too. i thinnk.
Do You Like Bagels? Because You’re Bae Goals
H3y baby did you know that your3 and your ar3 two diff3r3nt word2 cau23 your3 min3 and im your2
To play off of 2t3lla2: H3y baby ar3 you a k3yboard? Cau23 I wanna g3t mad and 2ma2h th3 2hit out of you #n2fw
Yaknow it2 2tarting to f33l lik3 it2 2low 3nough for m3 to po2t a bunch of 2hitty pickup lin32 again
Oh to be chased thrrough th' woods.
Yaknow I think I'm gonna lay und3r th3 2tar2 lat3r but lik3, not g3t 2hitfac3d thi2 tim3.
the urge t♡ 𝔟rew m♡re c♡ffee is str♡ng, 𝔟ut m𝔞y𝔟e i sh♡uld reel it in s♡me. i d♡n’t need multiple cups ♡f c♡ffee in ♡ne setting, especi𝔞lly if i’m 𝔞𝔟♡ut t♡ sleep s♡♡n. ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
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CX Do you ever happen to catch a glimpse of your matesprit as they are doing something so mundane like talking to someone and are just hit with an overwhelming wave of love that leaves you breathless or is it just me <3 Oo
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Does. Does anyone want a song recommendation to get my thinkpan off things? ]
w𝔞tching ♡ld films 𝔞s the sun rises, h♡w’s every♡ne else d♡ing this m♡rning? ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
Trying my hand at writing. Inspired by all the robot yearning going on on my dash. Originally wanted it to be spicier but failed. Sorry. #horror #yearning #bodyhorror #romance #writing It's with a heavy heart that your fingers trace along the seams of my chassis. The faint buzz of my humming motor against your skin is no substitute for a pulse, no substitute for life - but it's evidence of my persistence. "... I missed you." Your words are quiet. Slow. Were I still flesh and bone, I may not have heard them at all. In truth, I'm not sure you meant me to. Steam hisses from my joints as I move for the first time in an eon. As I rouse from an endless rest, I feel your weight sinking into me. Your arms snaking around me was once a familiar sensation, but now it feels threatening. Electric. "Please... please, just say something." You say, your voice sounding odd and metallic against my chest. Words are far too much. Learning to speak again in a body that isn't mine is a process, and not one that I can see the end of yet. Instead, I slowly raise my hand, cupping your soft face gently. I can feel the rough texture of your hair, though it registers like static interference, sending jolts through my sensors. You hold me tighter. You cry. I can only hope you waterproofed the body you built. "I'm sorry..." Your voice wobbles, as you're trying to swallow back sobs. "I couldn't... I couldn't lose you..." I want to tell you that I can't forgive you. I want to tell you that I loathe what I've become, that my circuits must be miscalibrated because every sensation feels like raw nerves are being exposed to the air. But how can I? You have paid the ultimate price for me. I hold your face in both of my hands. I open my eyes, trying to focus on your distraught expression. The world sharpens and dulls around you as my eyes adjust. I press my forehead to yours. How can I help but forgive you? You, who took "til death do us part" as a hurdle to overcome? You, whose life is ever fleeting? Whose pulse and warmth radiates through my fingertips? You, whose beating heart I can hear ringing in my head? I hold you close against me, and we slot together as if we are a part of the same whole. And I will never leave you again. ▼
been a bit sin(e i (hampioned m7 siblings in gra7 so lemme just sa7 that hemoanons are the best of us
Troll Siri play Karkalicious
Troll Siri play Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown. (For all my Beetleheads out there)
I love. my wife!!!! so much!!! i lover her. i LOVE her. WIFE!!!!! mmmmm wife....
Fun Zelda fact: The playable part of the Song of Healing is the same as Saria's song, reversed. This has fascinating implications, especially when considering the perversion of innocence and the cost of naivete present throughout Majora's Mask. ▼
god damn i lOvE #bEetlEwEEk. happy #bEetlEwEEk EveryonE. if yOU hAtE #bEetlEwEEk i'll fUckIng kill yOU. #bEetlEwEEk
not a beetle but... th1s 1s an 1mportant l1ttle th1ng to me #beetleweek https://auduboncnc.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/53004658160_7ff21fb53c_b.jpg
Anyone wanna eat kettlecorn and scroll through pictures of beetles with me???
Can we do snakes next week?
anyone know what kind of beetle thiss is?? i found it while furaging!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1889eb8b993.png #beetleweek
not a b33tl3. not 3v3n a bug. but zh3'z 3v3rything to m3 <3 #arachnophobiamod3zpid3rmyb3lov3d httpz://64.m3dia.tumblr.com/2827c69183d04971056bc63b83f8fc3b/fab33651a40af382-84/z2048x3072/7ffc8863aca639a213c2311b025ba8af27973ba3.png
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/Z0tG7R6/1775520944431.png #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
beetles are such amazing little creatures, i love the idea of beetle week being a thing we do here!
Fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk. I lΩve yΩu fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk.
i hope good luck is casted upon all of you!! cleanse yourself of the negative energ13s and let all positives enter!!!!! >XO
everybody. will love. #beetleweek.
Once the online number gets too close to 200, things get crazy #nsfw in here. We should have a scientist look into that.
observe. my #beetleart. for #beetleweek. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/06/Untitled450_20260406180759.png
Okay... I won't get blocked by hhhighhhbloods thhhis time... I won't send unsolicited DMs thhhis time... hhh... I promise... New social media, new me.
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Here'& @// picture of my lu&u&. :) M@//int@//ining it& terr@//rium i& @// chore &ometime& &ince it'& &o big but I'm @//lw@//y& h@//ppy &eeing it h@//ppy @//nd thriving. If I c@//n't, then it c@//n. :D http&://f2.toyhou.&e/file/f2-toyhou-&e/im@//ge&/117950242_EB5LKKoON6oZqZv.png
....i cant wait tΩ gΩ back tΩ my matesprit....
// giving my lizards woims everyone say good afternoon to Postal Dude and Mister Frodo
~vvho vvants to eat bottomless breadsticks at the trollive garden vvith me
if nly this place had qute rechitts, that wuld get pretty funny.
&n@//il cro&&ing :) ...@// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @// @//...
Look @//t the&e &n@//il picture& I found. :) They're &o cute. http&://64.medi@//.tumblr.com/1ce2c2d6894779b36fd17815@//df69@//2d/1c9f047912@//68ede-@//0/&2048x3072/dd4548663be1b@//7e90618eceb1082@//836c22b78d.jpg http&://64.medi@//.tumblr.com/43039914088f5@//6e0787473b@//cee6b36/1c9f047912@//68ede-2c/&2048x3072/0c635036@//f8d85e8b95d90b80d4e6b47cf0307fc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EuJuNrp.png #insect
cΩward @pitilessDispatch https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/e0c694f3e68991a16b47a33842c6ab27/1094f6b046c70928-09/s400x600/2bd0689909c9a37a3be43a02d9b737bea0b52ef8.png
“God is a pristine painting on the chapel ceiling; we are just Her pathetic, pitiful painters. She is both Creator and Creation. We have made Her our own image as much as She made us in Hers.” — Narration from Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2, episode 24, ‘epilogue’ #motivationMonday #vagueposting
mateSpr1t monday on Stream today! dopp1o 1S jo1n1ng me for Some r1valS before my 1gn1te matheS today! jo1n uS at 7pm, aS uSual we'll go unt1l 9pm before 1ll have to drop off. don't forget to follow dopp1o'S So1alS! beSt photographer you ould w1Sh for... httpS://f2.toyhou.Se/f1le/f2-toyhou-Se/1mageS/117942130_v4YCZg0qMN5fw1Q.png
Stalkiηg...? The Aηgels ηow woηder... are you okay? Are you of ηeed of aid?
<:- Anothèr Night, Anothèr "what Thè Fuck Iś Wrong With A‖‖ Of You" -:>
its maybe find my pages monday
emerges. from my. burrow.
h♡t c♡ffee 𝔞nd 𝔞 nice w𝔞rm night… wh𝔞t m♡re c♡uld ♡ne 𝔞sk f♡r? ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ـ-
I g𖤓t t𖤓 visit a beautiful 𖤓cean t𖤓day! Managed t𖤓 ask a daywalker t𖤓 take this picture f𖤓r me s𖤓 I c𖤓uld share the 𖤓cean. https://f2.t𖤓yh𖤓u.se/file/f2-t𖤓yh𖤓u-se/images/117938295_6mW3qUVExKcx48g.png
I loooooooooove getting a package #MyPakidge
>+. THE PEOPLE IN MY BASEMENT WILL SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY BECAUSE OF YOUR VOTE (NOT FUCKING KIDDING IF YOU WERE CURIOUS) .+<
>+. WEIGHTED BLANKET.... OR...TORTURE...... .+<
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ （；￣д￣） I'm so fucking nervous. ]
Troll Siri play What Dreams Are Made Of (Hey Now) from The Lizzie Mcguire Movie.
⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 I would like to remind everybun once again that sea buᲘ𐑼ies exist. You're welcome!
♯iso ♯humanfurby i wish to take its ♯skinoff
Oh, ye@//h... I mo&tly collect re&ource& in&te@//d &o the guild c@//n cr@//ft wh@//t they need to do it. PVP c@//n be &c@//ry @//nd I'm u&u@//lly &upport.
burrowing in. my hole. #myhole.
interact with this post and ill tell you how you die #gore ig
>+. I <3 EDIBLE GLITTER .+<
WHEN YOU TAKE A MINUTE TO FILTER OUT ALL OF THE SHIT GOING ON.. ALTERNIA IS BEAUTIFUL IN ITS OWN.. BRUTALIST WAY.
wWw glad to zzee my feed izz full of nice people tonight wWw
Here'& to hoping it goe& by f@//&ter for you then. @//nd @//l&o good luck finding th@//t one p@//rt you need. I know only one other tech guy &o I'll @//&k him ju&t in c@//&e. :)
if you post horny and no one bites you shouLLd get autobanned forever. bro how do you fLLop on the horny peopLLe website theres LLike a biLLLLion peopLLe on here aLLLL craving tits buLLge and ass #nsfw
#goldenstagbeetleweek , everyone shut the fuck up.
~come to #meissoday on the 18th for a delicious seafood buffet and a good time and please don’t hurt me this is just my vvriggling day party