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@ardentSyllogist

all yΩu need tΩ knΩw abΩut me is that yΩu dΩnt need tΩ knΩw abΩut me. check mate

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how to date ute al-en pls help

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FELLΩW ALIEN FUCKER LETS GΩ

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I feel so fucking naked without my falsies. Why can't I wear a full beat at work! I work in tele tech support!!!!!! LET ME WEAR MY FALSIES I'M GONNA DIEEEEE!!!!! IT'S MY DESK IDC IF IT HAS GLITTER SHADOW ALL OVER IT!!!!!

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omg they don't even let you wear fals-es???? -d just stra-ght up la-m they were my real lashes. what are they go-ng to do, touh me to remove them??

They've already seen me w/o them the only option would be to get extensions and I CANNOT sit that still unless it's to work on tech!! Also the answer is fire me for not following dress code lmao the polo is killing me

wa-t wa-t hear me out. you've got a workra-l r-ght? get h-m to wear them f-rst

@gewijdGlimlach give me thΩse falsies right the fuck nΩw. bΩss makes a dΩllar i make a dime thats why ill dΩ drag Ωn cΩmpany time

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Having a Chittr means my wΩrkrail will never get a break frΩm me Ωn Ωr Ωff the clΩck. Can't be rid Ωf me nΩw mΩtherfucker

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Kiss my short skirted ass you're never getting rid of ME now. I can now fill ur fucking inbox with rat photos forever. Look at them. Wooly. Tiny. Cute little hidden buck t th ready to make you bleed tf out. https://i.redd.it/cdu92j6kern21.jpg

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PerfectiΩn. Especially Ωn a kebab

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Devs I need to be able to hit the hate button more than once. Workrail CANCELED I am now SINGLE FOREVER because of this betrayal!

FΩrgive me Father fΩr I have been canceled 😔

Don't u fuckin look at my priest or I'll forward you all my fuckin Kaaren calls.

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Ωh perverted thigh-lΩving priest we're really in it nΩw

We need to get more in it.

ME ΩR YΩUR PRIEST?!

@@//rdent&yllogi&t Hey do you h@//ve or know of @// pl@//ce to find @// motherbo@//rd for @// TI 99 4@// &y&tem? @//nother tech guy followed me for &ome re@//&on @//nd I kind@// w@//nn@// help him out &ince I think he'& lo&t @//nd I feel b@//d. :(

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Oh honey I work with that guy, I've already shaken Ardy down for anything he has that's worth it. Good try though!

Yeah he's like the Ωnly thing keeping me sane during wΩrk. Him and lunch made by my matesprit. But I still dΩn't have anything. ThΩugh... my dumb ass never checked the black market....

Bruhh idk maybe I've not looked too deep. You still better let me try your girls cooking some time or I'll stab you with a pencil.

Can't stab me in any way that matters <3

BUT I CAN TRY! HAHA!

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YΩu stab, yΩu clean

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Shitty tech support job this, shitty office job that. My priest stares at my thighs longingly and tries to hide it, what do you have that makes your nights worth it random internet stranger?

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hΩly shit... i gΩtta get my matesprit in Ωn this that's fanfictiΩn material

I Am Happy To Elaborate. :)c

i mean she's gΩt experience writing priest fic sΩ gΩ fΩr it i guess. hΩw much bleach shΩuld i pΩur myself fΩr this?

@xrdentSyllxgist hxw dx yxu remxve x delicxte crexture frxm yxur bxdy. yxu hxve experience in this frxm yxur mxte dxn't yxu? i cxn't wxke the snxil up help.

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there is nΩ help. yΩu must accept and succumb tΩ yΩur fate. Ωr just mΩve the damn thing. it's a snail. they're tiny

x rustblxxd snxil dumbxss. yxu knxw the xne.

yΩure lucky i dΩnt knΩw a lΩt Ωf rusts. 🙄 didnt think yΩu twΩ were tΩgether?

we xren't, but he's txx tiny xnd nerd cxded. he wxs shxwing me his new cxrd designs xnd gxt sleepy

pale cΩded let the wet napkin be. even if yΩu really really gΩtta pee. that pee is his nΩw. yΩure nΩt gΩing anywhere. were the designs gΩΩd at least?

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I've said it Ωnce, I'll say it again: are sea-dwellers even real? I mean. Think abΩut it.

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~vve’re definitely real

PrΩve it.

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~i literally have pics vvhat more do you vvant

Uhhh nΩt fake pics? Ever cΩnsidered nΩt being fake?

[◉"] Considering what other people post here, I shouldn't be that bothered by having to share that "Easter" outfit. [◉"] It's just embarrassing to have it out there, though..

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yΩu didnt have tΩ pΩst it lmaΩ. nice blackmail bait thΩugh ;)

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[◉"] What!?

hey, i get it, reading cΩmprehensiΩn is just nΩnexistent sΩmetimes. what i mean is: phΩtΩ saved. yΩu will be blackmailed. yΩure welcΩme, buddy! tell yΩur kismesis thanks fΩr me!

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[◉"] I'm not telling her that! [◉"] Don't save that photo!!!

TΩΩ late buddy! Already in my fΩlder~ Buuut I cΩuld delete it. FΩr a price~

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[◉"] I don't even have any money!

Ωh sΩ we're already talking abΩut running intΩ debt, huh? Tsk tsk~ Guess I'll just keep this phΩtΩ fΩr a while lΩnger~

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Heya I'm Eloth and I have... many a fantroll, but only a few of them will be here. You can check most of my characters out on my ToyHouse (MothKingEloth). I am also on Tumblr (MothKingEloth) and have a fantroll/OC RP account (memurfevur) on which you can also interact directly with my characters there. Some of my characters who have Chittrs also have their own Tumblr blogs as themselves. I will be having my characters reply to this thread for ease of access for anyone who wants to check them out :)

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