
Ardy
@ardentSyllogist
all yΩu need tΩ knΩw abΩut me is that yΩu dΩnt need tΩ knΩw abΩut me. check mate
DΩes anyΩne ever think hΩw weird it is fΩr the fleet's cΩlΩr tΩ be red? The cΩlΩr lΩwest Ωn the spectrum and yet Ωur military uses it as a symbΩl Ωf pΩwer. Makes nΩ fucking sense. #shΩwerthΩughts
jack bΩx night with the bestie and the quad babbyyyyyy
DΩn't start harassing my matesprit Ωnline it is nΩt a battle yΩu will fucking win.
father rΩse can get it #vaguepΩsting
@hΩundsEye gΩt a fucking prΩblem, buddy? https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/7a3e01ac9067f349cd570ad1df630631/44405bdcc339a8d2-cc/s1280x1920/9f7b05ea28198f090aa35f209f8b87f45996b776.png https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/e17825b529cf3ba99936d81b25ef0c77/44405bdcc339a8d2-3d/s1280x1920/93394166c1d7f134c2b840e0dfa81591fada156c.png
can cΩnfirm that having a tall big tiddy girlfriend is the best sΩ I will accept my rΩle as an averagely heighted man and be her shΩrt king. because. ya knΩw. SΩMEΩNE needs tΩ be shΩrt enΩugh tΩ hΩld them up. with their face. #nsfw
AwΩΩ baby https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/4cce81f5714fb293875a35d4f25dddf3/f8638bee57c895ee-9a/s540x810/45cb06955a98d46e10fa16b3088e677d7338a69f.png
did i actually miss a/b/Ω night what the fuck
gΩg. having a steady life feels sΩ fucking weird. it feels like i shΩuld be preparing fΩr... sΩmething... tΩ happen
Seadwellers aren't real they can't hurt yΩu
why dΩ they call it Ωven when yΩu Ωf in the cΩld fΩΩd Ωf Ωut hΩt eat the fΩΩd? because the cΩld and yΩu nΩt eat the fΩΩd when Ωf Ωut. when fΩΩd cΩld Ωut, eat fΩΩd the cΩld, in nΩt Ωut Ωven hΩt. sΩ, when hΩt in Ωven fΩΩd, yΩu Ωut hΩt fΩΩd eat, and Ωf cΩld Ωut fΩΩd, whereby, fΩΩd hΩt is. #headcanΩn #theΩry #fuckimagenius
Fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk. I lΩve yΩu fast fΩΩd and stress napping after wΩrk.
....i cant wait tΩ gΩ back tΩ my matesprit....
cΩward @pitilessDispatch https://64.media.tumblr.cΩm/e0c694f3e68991a16b47a33842c6ab27/1094f6b046c70928-09/s400x600/2bd0689909c9a37a3be43a02d9b737bea0b52ef8.png
Having a Chittr means my wΩrkrail will never get a break frΩm me Ωn Ωr Ωff the clΩck. Can't be rid Ωf me nΩw mΩtherfucker
I've said it Ωnce, I'll say it again: are sea-dwellers even real? I mean. Think abΩut it.













