♦ pitied by @criticalChicanery
why are troll women so tall??? and do they make me blush so much??
>>| big muscled purplebloods #yaoi
up at an unreasonably early hour just to announce i’ve scattered easter eggs across space and time, each one packed with zany little surprises and knickknacks. collect my #eggberts, and i’ll know who’s a real one … and who’s just a freaky frog. :B
have YOU celebrated red wine wednesday today? #substance
↘️it sounds like you are taking cases that will only result in losses.↘️ ↗️DO NOT ADVERTISE A FAILING BUSINESS ON MY POST.↗️
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
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stuck at work like a FREAK ON A LEASH. #nsfw
RE: APPROPRIATE CONDUCT FOR INTERESTED PARTIES! good evening members of the jury my name is Filigree Hallowen (or, more informally, Trycks Treats) and i represent the interested party in today's case. i'm currently filing for a position in the pale quadrant, on account of our clear compatibility and mutual pity. contact information is in my business card <>
Argh, I'\/\/e been trollcancelled on bubblr again.
RE: HOLY SHIT! oh my god
DIRECT EXAMINATION! before i start filing for petition do you play troll magic: the gathering or are you willing to play troll: magic the gathering
wait big b hold on just hear me out man cmon @barackObama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc8dd0ad5773.png
IGNORE ME. I AM ONLY A TEST. PLEASE. DO NOT SAY NYTHING TO ME. I WILL CRY. https://i.imgur.com/ysqsO3g.png
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! actually yeah they're a 501(c)(8) funnily enough
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
@tipsyGnostalgic#4795 Your move. https://pbs.tWimg.com/media/Duk3uWSX4AEoxcj?format=jpg&name=900x900
《 A lot of my mind right now, it's like my desk. Cluttered with case notes and tears. #law #relatable maybe? 》
H9w strange it is t9 receive pity reacti9ns f9r s9mething I did n9t think was especially pitia6le.
=^owo^= im srsly at the point where im about to cut holes in bathroom stalls iykyk #nsfw #nsfwe
[THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR EGGMAN'S AUTORESPONDER] THE DOCTOR IS UNABLE TO ANSWER ANY CHIRPS, AS HE IS CURRENTLY INDISPOSED. LAST SEEN IN THE DEATH EGG AS IT CRASHED DOWN TO THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
BEHOLD. SIMPS, AND FANS. THE LAST SIGHT, OF MANY A HATER. THIS IS MY LATEST PIECE. AND IT KICKS ASS. YOU CANNOT DENY, THE BAD ASSERY OF IT. THE COOL LINES. THE EXPRESSION. THE "SHONEN". IT IS ARTISTRY, PURE AND SIMPLE. PICK YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR. YES. YOU ARE DROOLING. IT'S OKAY, TO RECOGNIZE. THAT I AM SIMPLY THE BEST ARTIST, EVER TO LIVE. YES. FUCK YES!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A4CE3EEB8536.PNG
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=^owo^= reply w/ bulge pics tag accordingly im not trying 2 get banned. #nsfw
[Update] I burned the sauce for the noodles.
[Update] Burned the noodles. #cooking.
Never mind, gatekeeping.
>trigger warning please
#nowplaying Bitter Dose - Wynton Marsalis
the s[]cia| eXperiment starts n[]w
i like obscene troll women thats my fucking problem man
=( Contrary to popular belief, "roly-poly"s or "pillbugs" are not actually a member of the insect classification. Technically crustaceans, they are more related to species such as pincherbeasts and scuttleshrimp. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
wwwwommmmen are texting mmmme wwwwith offers and temmmmptations
Retretable news chittr, my completely legal communication device has been confiscated.
*CHITTR **CHITTR ***CHITTR I MEANT TO TYPE CHITTR
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ youre SOOO FUCKED LOL ]
[|||] is it some kind of human caretaker??? like a lusus??? my lusus is a giant scorpion, she's nicer than she looks!!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ you are so fucked ]
Ughhh this is why I didn't g♡ d♡wn that j♡b path ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
《 Oh my gog, of course the culprits a highblood. Gonna have to work overtime for this one if I want justice to prevail, at least the initial investigation is going smoothly - thanks to the efforts of my moirail and friends. #law #toughbreak 》
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question
BeinG SomeonE WhO NeveR GreW OuT Of ImmaturitY.
[|||] how does one solicit lusus hunting jobs on this site??? ooor is this not the place for such solicitations???
I SEE NOW THAT EXPRESSING MY ACTUAL OPINIONS QUALIFIES AS RAGE BAIT, WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY
is this true?
:/
woogie woogie wooo were haunting you!!!
- I'mm not a pity-baiter. I'mm literally not a pity-baiter.