♦ pitied by @criticalChicanery
up at an unreasonably early hour just to announce i’ve scattered easter eggs across space and time, each one packed with zany little surprises and knickknacks. collect my #eggberts, and i’ll know who’s a real one … and who’s just a freaky frog. :B
have YOU celebrated red wine wednesday today? #substance
oh God, I'm bEautIfuL oh God, I'm wondErfuL I'm marVELous, IntELLIgEnt so why doEsn't that makE mE fEEL bEttEr I nEEd somEonE nEEd somEonE who's InsEcurE I don't carE who you arE controLLIng you makEs mE bEttEr https://www.youtubE.com/watch?V=dN-p8wmRkfg
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates

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RE: APPROPRIATE CONDUCT FOR INTERESTED PARTIES! good evening members of the jury my name is Filigree Hallowen (or, more informally, Trycks Treats) and i represent the interested party in today's case. i'm currently filing for a position in the pale quadrant, on account of our clear compatibility and mutual pity. contact information is in my business card <>
IGNORE ME. I AM ONLY A TEST. PLEASE. DO NOT SAY NYTHING TO ME. I WILL CRY. https://i.imgur.com/ysqsO3g.png

thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
@tipsyGnostalgic#4795 Your move. https://pbs.tWimg.com/media/Duk3uWSX4AEoxcj?format=jpg&name=900x900
=^owo^= im srsly at the point where im about to cut holes in bathroom stalls iykyk #nsfw #nsfwe
[THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR EGGMAN'S AUTORESPONDER] THE DOCTOR IS UNABLE TO ANSWER ANY CHIRPS, AS HE IS CURRENTLY INDISPOSED. LAST SEEN IN THE DEATH EGG AS IT CRASHED DOWN TO THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
BEHOLD. SIMPS, AND FANS. THE LAST SIGHT, OF MANY A HATER. THIS IS MY LATEST PIECE. AND IT KICKS ASS. YOU CANNOT DENY, THE BAD ASSERY OF IT. THE COOL LINES. THE EXPRESSION. THE "SHONEN". IT IS ARTISTRY, PURE AND SIMPLE. PICK YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR. YES. YOU ARE DROOLING. IT'S OKAY, TO RECOGNIZE. THAT I AM SIMPLY THE BEST ARTIST, EVER TO LIVE. YES. FUCK YES!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A4CE3EEB8536.PNG
=^owo^= reply w/ bulge pics tag accordingly im not trying 2 get banned. #nsfw
[Update] Burned the noodles. #cooking.
Never mind, gatekeeping.
>trigger warning please
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i like obscene troll women thats my fucking problem man

=( Contrary to popular belief, "roly-poly"s or "pillbugs" are not actually a member of the insect classification. Technically crustaceans, they are more related to species such as pincherbeasts and scuttleshrimp. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
Retretable news chittr, my completely legal communication device has been confiscated.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ youre SOOO FUCKED LOL ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ you are so fucked ]
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question
BeinG SomeonE WhO NeveR GreW OuT Of ImmaturitY.
what do you mean 10 feet tall oh my god and her red quadrants are free Chittr get ready to watch this trizz
I SEE NOW THAT EXPRESSING MY ACTUAL OPINIONS QUALIFIES AS RAGE BAIT, WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY
- I'mm not a pity-baiter. I'mm literally not a pity-baiter.


































