@criticalChicanery — #law
|< cas€ of th€ day. labor disput€. mustard blood against r€al blood for salary disput€. hish highn€ss d€cid€d to s€ttl€ it with a rap strif€. and as always i cam€ packing h€at. #law
|< is it moral to blam€ my cli€nt's probl€ms on th€ir lusus? no. it sur€ is €ff€ctiv€ though. #d€fl€ctiv€guilt #law
|< a cas€ for anyon€ willing to inv€stigat€. th€ fourth floor coff€€ machin€ didnt just br€ak. it was brok€n. murd€r. |< it would s€€m as if som€on€ stuff€d pi€s all ov€r th€ back of th€ machin€, clogging compl€t€ly th€ v€ntilation syst€m of th€ machin€. |< th€y suffocat€d th€ coff€€ provid€r. with pi€s. |< it do€s not bl€€d but for th€ wast€d coff€€ and th€ drops of cr€am. |< i d€mand justic€, a culprit must b€ found #murd€r #law
|< cli€nt of th€ day. lusus disput€ b€tw€€n gold bloods. €ach claim€d th€ own€rship ov€r th€ lusus on a p€rsonal l€v€l and not in th€ shar€kind th€ cas€ was r€solv€d wh€n th€ir waspb€ast straight at€ on€ of th€ claimants. luckily it wasnt my cli€nt. #law #l€galcas€ #lususcar€
|< do€s th€ clurch €njoy tax €x€mptions #g€nuin€qu€stion #law
|< i shouldnt drunk this much coff€€ but th€n again p€opl€ shouldnt commit so many crim€s so bluntly and y€t h€r€ w€ ar€ #law
|< your highn€ss r€sp€ctibly you w€r€nt €v€n th€r€ #law
|< and som€ say th€ swords ar€ mighti€r than th€ quill. not in th€ courtblock. i always k€€p my quillkind sharp. th€ bad n€ws ar€ i n€€d to cl€an up my suit. #strif€ #trialbycombat #law
|< gog i n€€d a n€w s€ason of law & ord€r: subjuggulator slop €j€vulatory unit #law #s€ri€s
|< cli€nt walks in and start talking about th€ir multiplan€tary tax €vasion sch€m€. this troll would b€ brilliant wasn't it th€ fact that h€ got caught. #law
|< th€y back€d down. iftola on€, courtroom z€ro. chaching. #law
|< right so l€t m€ g€t this straight. |< you train for a sw€€p a moob€ast to go to c€rtain plac€s and wh€n in dang€r com€ back. |< in ord€r to lur€ back your €x quadrant. |< to ask th€m to com€ back with you |< and if th€y r€fus€ you su€ th€m, |< i don't g€t paid €nough for this #law #publicd€f€nd€rlif€
|< th€ oliv€ was having an affair. |< th€ own€r of th€ land was his pr€vious moirail. |< com€ on. #law
|< oh now th€y wanna hav€ a d€al of mutual accord |< this is gonna b€ fun #law
|< th€ p€rsonal accusation wants to bring th€ lusus to court. you can't mak€ this up. #law #whobringsalusustoacourtcas€ #winnabl€?
|< its probably fin€ if i su€ first and th€n ask lat€r for a pr€trial pact right #law #mayb€imisfir€d #imnotg€ttingpaidtodayar€nti