Clod(ClownGod)
@mirthfulMessiah
:o) WE ARE THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAH -R-I-P--A-N-D--T-E-A-R- AND ALSO BE MIRTHFUL
"DAMN" - TROLL KENDRICK
COULDNT GET ANY SLEEP. TOO BUSY DRINKING ELIXIR, THRASHING NON BELIEVERS, AND SLURPING UP THAT WONDEROUS THING WE CALL LIFE
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE WHOS NOT SO STUPID THAT THEYRE A DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? BECAUSE FRANKLY I DO NOT FIT THE BILL
Nah. Think you're out of luck.
Yeah. I've got a good breakfast waffle recipe for anyone interested.
do u know that bees shouldnt be able to fly but they still do anyway
ONE DAY, AFTER YOU DIE, SOMEONE WILL THINK ABOUT YOU FOR THE LAST TIME, AND YOUR SPIRIT WILL CEASE TO INHABIT THE MORTAL PLANE. LUCKILY THE DARK CARNIVAL IS FOREVER.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT IF I BENCH-PRESS THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH-C.
PIZZA ROLLS FROM THE OVEN: 🤹 PIZZA ROLLS FROM THE MICROWAVE: 🖕
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF THAT SWEET SWEET WICKED ELIXIR BUT CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
wha7 k!nd of cheese we 7alk!ng abou7...
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Fucking t3ll '3m
You've been recieving tidal waves for your culture? T)(at's absolutely )(ORRIBL--E. Cultural exc)(ange is important for all castes to embrace.
Friendly reminder that trolls have two dicks https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question203822124295549189 #nsfw
((WHERE DID MINE GO /lh
THEY HACE 2?????!! oh FUCK yeah this is the double penetration they wrote about in the Bible #nsfw
ʚ♡ɞ I've always wanted to likee put magnets on each one and see what would happen #nsfw ʚ♡ɞ
PUT MY AIR FRYER INSIDE MY OVEN, CALL THAT AUTOFELLATIO #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S SO GOOD WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT.
FUCK BEING SOFT AND KISSABLE, IM LARGE AND FISTABLE #NSFW
DO NOT LOOK UP HOW TO SAY WOODEN SPOON IN HUNGARIAN WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
VIOLENT REMINDER: CLURCH ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AT MINIMUM ONCE PER WEEK. CLISCORD, CLOOM, CLEAMS, AND OTHER CLIDEO MEETING ALTERNATIVES ARE ACCEPTABLE AS WELL IF YOU LIVE IN SOME BACKWATER
THE WORST THING ABOUT DENOTING THINGS AS CLOWN IS CLICK AND CLOCK ARE JUST REGULAR ASS FUCKING WORDS
Clulge and clook though. #nsf\/\/\/\/
SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE FAR TOO HORNY #VAGUEPOST #NSFW
id say agre bt im 1 of thse btches
drp da locatin big daddy https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUui91dyHOhXkDrH57KxgbZEsHxKQgoD4wtw&s
Fishbait, nae, dunnae d'it. He'll getchye \/\/\/\/it' his big meaty clubs.
FUN FACT, THE WICKED ELIXIR HAS LIMITED DISTRIBUTION PRIMARILY DUE TO ITS RELATIVELY SHORT SHELF LIFE, DUE TO A LOWER CONCENTRATION OF PRESERVATIVES COMPARED TO OTHER INFERIOR ELIXIRS. THIS IS A REAL FACT BY THE WAY YOU CAN LOOK IT UP
nothing like learnin random ass facts bright and early in the morn
BIG HONKERS. MASSIVE TENTS. 50 CLOWNS SQUEEZING TOGETHER INTO SMALL SPACES.
PUTTING LOTION BETWEEN MY ASS CHEEKS NOT BECAUSE OF ANY SEXUAL REASON BUT TO REDUCE CHAFING WHILE I CHASE DOWN HERETICS #NSFW
Du need help wif dat!
eYo bRoThEr.
mY MoThEr fUcKeR. dOn't tOuCh mE WiTh tHe aSs lOtIoN HaNdS YoU GoT.
IN THE GRAND PROCESSION, PAIN IS BUT A DRUMBEAT, MARCH IN TIME, AND YOU SHALL BE COUNTED AMONG THE ETERNAL PERFORMERS.
SHE DEPRESS ION MY BULGE #NSFW
THE HUNGER CONSUMES ME. LUCKILY I HAVE A BIG BOX OF FOOD SAVANNAH BEAST CHEESE CRACKERS: CHEDDAR