Clod(ClownGod)
@mirthfulMessiah
:o) WE ARE THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAH -R-I-P--A-N-D--T-E-A-R- AND ALSO BE MIRTHFUL
FIND MY MIRACLES.
No thank2
[ >ONLY IF THOU FINDETH MINE POTIONS_ ]
COME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL WE HAVE *CHECKS NOTES* BIG TITTY GOTHS AND *SQUINTS AT NOTES* MOMMY DOMMIES? YEAH. DEFINITELY. #NSFW
!!! ANYTHING TO GET PEOPLE TO COME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL !!!
RAZZ DAZZLEMENTS, BAFFLING ADDLEMENTS, CLOYING HAZE AND MORE AWAIT YOU AT THE DARK CARNIVAL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS.
GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PRAYER ON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse
okay Bb
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓱(𝓼?) 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓭-𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓴 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰. 𝓢𝓸. 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓷. 𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓰𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓯𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
So like. 1/2? Where's your other half???
SHE IS TYPICALLY TOO BUSY THRASHING NON-BELIEVERS TO PARTAKE, AND SHE ALSO THINKS THAT DIGITAL OUTREACH IS A WASTE OF HER TIME, THUS THE RESPONSIBILITY FALLS UPON ME.
Cool. Sick. Mirth and righteous fury and all that.
"DAMN" - TROLL KENDRICK
COULDNT GET ANY SLEEP. TOO BUSY DRINKING ELIXIR, THRASHING NON BELIEVERS, AND SLURPING UP THAT WONDEROUS THING WE CALL LIFE
ANYWAY, DOES ANYONE WHOS NOT SO STUPID THAT THEYRE A DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY? BECAUSE FRANKLY I DO NOT FIT THE BILL
Nah. Think you're out of luck.
Yeah. I've got a good breakfast waffle recipe for anyone interested.
do u know that bees shouldnt be able to fly but they still do anyway
Neitherr
Y3s. Hydr4t3.
ONE DAY, AFTER YOU DIE, SOMEONE WILL THINK ABOUT YOU FOR THE LAST TIME, AND YOUR SPIRIT WILL CEASE TO INHABIT THE MORTAL PLANE. LUCKILY THE DARK CARNIVAL IS FOREVER.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOT IF I BENCH-PRESS THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH-C.
PIZZA ROLLS FROM THE OVEN: 🤹 PIZZA ROLLS FROM THE MICROWAVE: 🖕
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF THAT SWEET SWEET WICKED ELIXIR BUT CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
wha7 k!nd of cheese we 7alk!ng abou7...
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Fucking t3ll '3m
You've been recieving tidal waves for your culture? T)(at's absolutely )(ORRIBL--E. Cultural exc)(ange is important for all castes to embrace.
Friendly reminder that trolls have two dicks https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question203822124295549189 #nsfw
((WHERE DID MINE GO /lh
THEY HACE 2?????!! oh FUCK yeah this is the double penetration they wrote about in the Bible #nsfw
ʚ♡ɞ I've always wanted to likee put magnets on each one and see what would happen #nsfw ʚ♡ɞ
PUT MY AIR FRYER INSIDE MY OVEN, CALL THAT AUTOFELLATIO #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S SO GOOD WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT.
FUCK BEING SOFT AND KISSABLE, IM LARGE AND FISTABLE #NSFW
DO NOT LOOK UP HOW TO SAY WOODEN SPOON IN HUNGARIAN WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
okay, i wont xP
VIOLENT REMINDER: CLURCH ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AT MINIMUM ONCE PER WEEK. CLISCORD, CLOOM, CLEAMS, AND OTHER CLIDEO MEETING ALTERNATIVES ARE ACCEPTABLE AS WELL IF YOU LIVE IN SOME BACKWATER
heem, okay x(
THE WORST THING ABOUT DENOTING THINGS AS CLOWN IS CLICK AND CLOCK ARE JUST REGULAR ASS FUCKING WORDS
Clulge and clook though. #nsf\/\/\/\/
SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE FAR TOO HORNY #VAGUEPOST #NSFW
id say agre bt im 1 of thse btches
drp da locatin big daddy https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUui91dyHOhXkDrH57KxgbZEsHxKQgoD4wtw&s
Fishbait, nae, dunnae d'it. He'll getchye \/\/\/\/it' his big meaty clubs.
FUN FACT, THE WICKED ELIXIR HAS LIMITED DISTRIBUTION PRIMARILY DUE TO ITS RELATIVELY SHORT SHELF LIFE, DUE TO A LOWER CONCENTRATION OF PRESERVATIVES COMPARED TO OTHER INFERIOR ELIXIRS. THIS IS A REAL FACT BY THE WAY YOU CAN LOOK IT UP
nothing like learnin random ass facts bright and early in the morn
gogdamn is that why no one imports it to my pIanet :o(
BIG HONKERS. MASSIVE TENTS. 50 CLOWNS SQUEEZING TOGETHER INTO SMALL SPACES.