I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!


