Clod(ClownGod)
@mirthfulMessiah
:o) WE ARE THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAH -R-I-P--A-N-D--T-E-A-R- AND ALSO BE MIRTHFUL
#noticing how you stop posting the moment i do, and how you avoid my posts like the plague
VAGUE POSTER SPOTTED. ELIMINATE TARGET IMMEDIATELY
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some people just go straight for the ears smh
THEY TASTE THE BEST, ESPECIALLY WHEN COVERED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF THAT SWEET SWEET WICKED ELIXIR BUT CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
wha7 k!nd of cheese we 7alk!ng abou7...
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Fucking t3ll '3m
You've been recieving tidal waves for your culture? T)(at's absolutely )(ORRIBL--E. Cultural exc)(ange is important for all castes to embrace.
thE pain you'rE fEEling is nothing comparEd to thE joy thats to comE
Friendly reminder that trolls have two dicks https://wheals.github.io/formspring/formspring.html#question203822124295549189 #nsfw
ʚ♡ɞ I've always wanted to likee put magnets on each one and see what would happen #nsfw ʚ♡ɞ
Might fuck arround and go to a clown rrave. A clave if you will
Guys what is the correct amount of weed to make me palatable to the public
1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD ST4RT 4 C1LF LOV3RS GC
If you ever zee me acting like a clown, fucking kill me on zight. That'z not me, I've beeen pozzezzed.
MAYBE YOU CAN TRYING ACTING LIKE A CLOWN A LITTLE BIT FOR FUN
first stOp Of the trip: clurch - everyOne was really welcOming (fOr the mOst part), and saw a cOuple familiar faces! thanX fOr the pic ♡ hOnk! XO —with @retrOactiveAmnesiac and @arcaneAspiratiOns https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/1a94978b57f9.png XO
CLOWN GANG REPRESENT
If It wAs nOt fOr thE dArk cArnIvAl whAt wOUld hAppEn tO Us AftEr wE dIE? OthEr thAn tUrnIng tO slOwly dEgrAdIng spIrIts... I shUddEr At thE thOUght bUt fInd mysElf thInkIng On It mOrE As Of lAtE
WORRY NOT MY LITTLE CLOWN
=^owo^= theyre gonna get me
She juggles my balls till i hoonk #nsfw #coontrooversial
GOOD POST
SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE FAR TOO HORNY #VAGUEPOST #NSFW
id say agre bt im 1 of thse btches
drp da locatin big daddy https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUui91dyHOhXkDrH57KxgbZEsHxKQgoD4wtw&s
Fishbait, nae, dunnae d'it. He'll getchye \/\/\/\/it' his big meaty clubs.