Clod(ClownGod)
@mirthfulMessiah
:o) WE ARE THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAH -R-I-P--A-N-D--T-E-A-R- AND ALSO BE MIRTHFUL
im a little nervous going around and walking alone beclaws what if someone attacks me again?? >X/
YOU DO LOOK VERY ATTACKABLE. HAVE YOU TRIED LOOKING LESS ATTACKABLE?
:33< evefurry one become kitties meow!!!
MEOW.
Ar3nt th3r3 2uppo23d to b3 two of you?
MY BETTER HALF IS BUSY THRASHING NON BELIEVERS. ALSO SHE THINKS THE INTERNET IS A WASTE OF TIME. EVERY NOW AND THEN SHE POPS IN TO SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP AND SCARY.
Wwoooo Im Free From Church Duties Tomorrow, I Will Be Seeing *bloood* Ehhahahaahhahahahah Wooo Eheheh. Exicting. :o)
IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD TO COME IN AND WORK EXTRA ACTUALLY.
You Do That Im Gonna Actually Liiterally Kkill Like 7 Subjugs Per Extra Hour Of Work Im Not Even Kidding :o)
COME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL WE HAVE *CHECKS NOTES* BIG TITTY GOTHS AND *SQUINTS AT NOTES* MOMMY DOMMIES? YEAH. DEFINITELY. #NSFW
How Do I Explain To These Newly Joined Churchmembers That Yes, The Subjugs Are Very Scary But, You Should Not Be *that* Afrraid Of Them Because Theyre Super Niceys ( Theyll Only Cull You If You Deserve It ) :o)
THE FAIR FEW OF THE FAIRLY FEW SHALL RECEIVE HARSHEST JUDGEMENTS FOR BETRAYING THEIR WRIGGLING RIGHTS. THE REST OF THE MOST FACE MYRIADS OF FATES IN ACCORDANCE FOR THEIR BELIEF AND ACTION. IN EITHER CASE, A RIGHTEOUS SUBJUGGLUATION IS AN HONOR FOR MERE WORMS.
BATTER UP < SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT RELIGION. LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T PRESCRIBE TO ANY ONE FAITH, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM CHOSEN BY GOD. MY BAT IS KISSED BY THE FUCKING HEAVENS AND EVERY TIME I SWING I AM DIVINELY INSPIRED. IT IS LIKE WHOEVER IS ABOVE IS ASKING, BEGGING ME TO SEND THE BALLS STRAIGHT TO THEM. AND I FUCKING DO. > HOMERUN
HERETIC.
BATTER UP < NOTHING HERETICAL. JUST COVERING MY BASES. IF YOU'RE GOD, AND THE ONLY ONE THERE IS, THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FUCKING UP THERE TO YOU BIG MAN. EVERY SINGLE SWING. IF THERE'S HEAVEN, IT'S GOING TO SPILL OVER WITH THE SHEER NUMBER OF FUCKING BALLS. > HOMERUN
THERE HAS BEEN AN ODD INCREASE OF PERFECTLY JUGGLE-ABLE BALLS SLAPPING INTO THE FACES OF MANY DARK CARNIVAL ATTENDEES AS OF LATE.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓶𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱, 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓾𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷. 𝓘 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝓶𝔂 𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓬𝓱 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮. 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪𝓼 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹? - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
SIMPLE. ATTEND CLURCH. THRASH THE NON FAITHFUL. CONSUME THE WICKED ELIXIR. BE MIRTHFUL. THERE IS NO GREATER HONOR THAN SERVING THE DARK CARNIVAL.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓱, 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓮𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂, 𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂; 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓼, 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓫𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PRAYER ON
TECHNICALLY IT SHOULD BE CLODS BUT MY OTHER HALF IS TOO BUSY THRASHING NON BELIEVERS TO FOOL AROUND AT THE HUSKTOP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓜𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓱(𝓼?) 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓭-𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓴 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰. 𝓢𝓸. 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓷. 𝓜𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓰𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓯𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
So like. 1/2? Where's your other half???
SHE IS TYPICALLY TOO BUSY THRASHING NON-BELIEVERS TO PARTAKE, AND SHE ALSO THINKS THAT DIGITAL OUTREACH IS A WASTE OF HER TIME, THUS THE RESPONSIBILITY FALLS UPON ME.
#noticing how you stop posting the moment i do, and how you avoid my posts like the plague
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some people just go straight for the ears smh
THEY TASTE THE BEST, ESPECIALLY WHEN COVERED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF THAT SWEET SWEET WICKED ELIXIR BUT CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
wha7 k!nd of cheese we 7alk!ng abou7...
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
Fucking t3ll '3m