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← @homerunKing

BATTER UP < SEEING A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT RELIGION. LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T PRESCRIBE TO ANY ONE FAITH, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I AM CHOSEN BY GOD. MY BAT IS KISSED BY THE FUCKING HEAVENS AND EVERY TIME I SWING I AM DIVINELY INSPIRED. IT IS LIKE WHOEVER IS ABOVE IS ASKING, BEGGING ME TO SEND THE BALLS STRAIGHT TO THEM. AND I FUCKING DO. > HOMERUN

Kult: +75
Kull: +70
Total: 145
Ratio: 1.07
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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This user officially supports Yuri.
@transgenderGamer[TG]

this guy rules holy shit

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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This user officially supports Yuri.
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This user officially supports Yaoi.
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < imagine not believing in baseball troll jesus :33 < troll babe ruth

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

HERETIC.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

BATTER UP < NOTHING HERETICAL. JUST COVERING MY BASES. IF YOU'RE GOD, AND THE ONLY ONE THERE IS, THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FUCKING UP THERE TO YOU BIG MAN. EVERY SINGLE SWING. IF THERE'S HEAVEN, IT'S GOING TO SPILL OVER WITH THE SHEER NUMBER OF FUCKING BALLS. > HOMERUN

Kult: +5
Total: 5

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TURNING CAPS LOCK "OFF".

@homerunKing[HK]
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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

THERE HAS BEEN AN ODD INCREASE OF PERFECTLY JUGGLE-ABLE BALLS SLAPPING INTO THE FACES OF MANY DARK CARNIVAL ATTENDEES AS OF LATE.

BATTER UP < EITHER YOU'RE WELCOME OR SORRY THAT HAPPENED. > HOMERUN

Kult: +7
Total: 7

BATTER UP < I FEEL AS IF I AM UNABLE TO PROPERLY CONVEY MY FEELINGS WITHOUT THE CAPS. SORRY IF THAT UPSETS YOU BUT I WILL NOT BE STOPPING. I AM TRUE TO MYSELF. AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO. > HOMERUN

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@homerunKing[HK]

WISE WORDS. I HAVE REASSESSED MY JUDGEMENT.

Kult: +5
Total: 5