How Do I Explain To These Newly Joined Churchmembers That Yes, The Subjugs Are Very Scary But, You Should Not Be *that* Afrraid Of Them Because Theyre Super Niceys ( Theyll Only Cull You If You Deserve It ) :o)
THE FAIR FEW OF THE FAIRLY FEW SHALL RECEIVE HARSHEST JUDGEMENTS FOR BETRAYING THEIR WRIGGLING RIGHTS. THE REST OF THE MOST FACE MYRIADS OF FATES IN ACCORDANCE FOR THEIR BELIEF AND ACTION. IN EITHER CASE, A RIGHTEOUS SUBJUGGLUATION IS AN HONOR FOR MERE WORMS.
hOnEsTy Is ThE bEsT mOtHeR fUcKiNg PoLiCy. YoU gIvE iT tO 'eM sTrAiGhT aNd MaKe 'Em SeE tHaT iN oRdEr To LiVe By ThE hOnKiLaGe, YoU gOtTa ReSpEcT tHe HoNkIlAgE. tHeY oFfErEd ThEmSeLvEs WiLlInGlY uNtO tHe MoSt SaCrEd Of InDuLgEnCeS. sUcH hOlY pRiViLeGe CaRrIeS iTs OwN pReAcH bAiT: tHaT hEdOnIsM, oNcE eMbRaCeD bEyOnD mOdErAtIoN, bReEdS nOt FrEeDoM, bUt A sLoW aNd InCuRaBlE eXhAuStIoN wItH rEsTrAiNt ItSeLf. ThE aPpEtItE gRoWs SwOlLeN aNd ShIt. ThE sPiRiT fOrGeTs ThE sHaPe Of It'S fUcKiNg LiMiTs. YeT sO lOnG aS tHeY kEeP tRuE tO tHe TiThEs Of ThE sOuL, aNd StEeR cLeAr Of A jEsTeR wHeN hE's LoOkInG tO aCt OuT iN rEdOnKuLoUs MoThEr FuCkInG hIlArItY, eVeRyThInG'lL bE iGhT. :o)