♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticist
ii dont know, maybe the guy iin the next block blariing mu2iic 2o loud the wall ii2 fuckiing 2hakiing? or my 2tupiid u2ele22 mutant braiin makiing me hear the 2CREAM2 OF THE DAMNED all the tiime? or maybe the 2pliittiing fuckiing miigraiine cau2ed by both of the above? ever con2iider that, 2hiit-for-pan?
THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO OF MY SORRY SACK SELVES HERE, INCLUDING MYSELF. WELCOME TO THE MOST UNPLEASANTLY GRATING STAND-UP SET THIS SIDE OF REALITY, KINDLY INSERT YOUR THINKPAN INTO THE CHEESE GRATER AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE SLOW AND AGONIZING COGNITIVE DECAY YOU'LL GAIN FROM BEING IN OUR PRESENCES.
sorryyyy i don't speak whiny loserrr i got these physics books to read maybe i'll comprehend how low the drag would be while snowboarding off your brain ;P #roughnessindicatorzero #smoothassaliennoggin