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Made this account and the Dave’s come running like I shook catnip in an animal shelter. #incest #nsfwe
nobody should be up before noon this is torture
New banner how we feeling :fire: :fire: :fire:
If you know my main account, no you don’t. Warning for #incest and anything else #nsfwe or #nsfw that pops up. It’s my alt account for a reason. (( OOC: If you block IC, absolutely no hard feelings!! I encourage it if this page has content you don’t want to see.
brother who i kiss on the lips amiright, bro who i kiss and want to make love to bro who ive been smoothly calling a good boy for weeks now and he either hasnt noticed or has and will be disowning me soon also i see you hal you arent sneaky if only i could kidnap him or something and tie him up in my closet or something. but thats illegal. so yeah no prob i can hold off im chill totally chilling no im not gonna touch him in his sleep why would you think that but like what if i did #incest #nsfw #mydicktypingforme #nsfwe
if you smoke with me i WILL get slime on the blunt and you WILL have to experien<e a high without motor fun<tions #substan<es
>> nobody, tbh
We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? 🤔 @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?🙀 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse
If there is anything anyo+ne is co+nsidering do+ing, naming no+ specifics and no+t being vague abo+ut any po+sts here because I am trying my best no+t to+ co+mment o+n any, I enco+urage them to+. Life is sho+rt and the afterlife is to+o+ lo+ng.
Hey.. Why'd you say that?
I took the liberty of bringing that memory into my personal collection.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/74/ef/a0/74efa05f7e335d6d204a981369a0d07d.jpg are you okay????
I’m sending you a wellness check.
< ){ ah, um, shout out to all my hopbeast-y friends! ( am i doing this right? !>x>!; ) }( >
UTTERLY SOULLESS SKETCH I DID. AFTER FUCKING ALTSELF. MY EXISTENCE IS EMPTY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d790f7d15bc.png
I see things are ramping up.
omg bruh my camera roll is 90% porn what you want #nsfw
guyz how do u fix relationship issues x(
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME- YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND THAT TRACKS FOR YOU, ACTUALLY. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU COULD CATCH RED FEELS FROM A PICTURE. LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT SAYING THE WRONG THING. IT'S *YOU* I'VE ALREADY COME TO THE FOREGONE CONCLUSION THAT SAYING THE *RIGHT* THING IS FORTUNATE HAPPENSTANCE, SO I CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU SHOVE YOUR LIMBS SO FAR INTO YOUR ORAL GAPER, YOU START DIGESTING THEM. YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF.
TIRED AS A MOTHERFUCKER. just woke up but might sleep more.
You know what, 8ring 8ack the lime and off caste discourse theoretical questions. #There are some questions 8est not to put out into the world. #dashwatching.
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for you, i will pluck your limbs off one bah one.
MATING FONDNESS IS THE MOST APPROPRIATE TERM, BUT I CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD BE CONFUSED. MANY TROLLS, INCLUDING MY IDIOT PAST SELF, BELIEVED THE RED QUADRANT TO BE JUST A NUANCE OF PITY, WHICH BELONGS IN THE PALE QUADRANT. SO, I HAVE TO ASK STRIDER, WHEN YOU SAY *YOU*, DO YOU MEAN ME AS IN *ME* OR ME AS IN ANY KARKAT UNFORTUNATE `ENOUGH TO BE SHUFFLING AND SHOUTING AROUND IN THIS SHITHOLE. OR, IS IT MORE THAT YOU ALSO KNEW SOME VERSION OF ME, I FUCKED THINGS UP AS I ALWAYS DO, CAUSING YOU TO DRIFT AWAY. AND NOW, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT VERSION OF DAVE YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALWAYS A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT?
s0metimes i 4g0t my eyes are vwhite 8ut it l00ks c00l i think https://i.imgur.c0m/g8p5ulP.jpeg
hELLO, tO EVERYONE i HOPE, yOU ALL HAVE, a GOOD NIGHT, aND EAT SOMETHING, yUMMY, aND DO SOMETHING THAT, mAKES YOU HAPPY!
Fiduspa\/\/\/\/n Generation One is far superior, though Fiduspa\/\/\/\/n: Gales and Squalls is goin' t'be \/\/ery fun.
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
Hm
OH YEAH? PROVE IT THEN. SHOW ME HOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY BE A FULFILLING QUADRANT MATE.
YES, MY QUADRANTS ARE WOEFULLY UNOCCUPIED. THEY'RE IN A SAD STATE, BUT HONESTFUCKINGLY, I'M NOT SURE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING BUT MAKE THEM SADDER.
das okay... i hope u find ur peace
((Zoologer coolscar ily <3))
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
// FAIR, it happens. got me to laugh good. Nowv you knowv something newv!
// Im so sorry that's really funny. It's Gesundheit! It's a "Guh" sounds and not a "Kuh" sound LOL. It's a German word that means "Health"
gesundheit
Then bless you.
Bless you.
Don't forget to cover your mouth.
go for it.
i bow out of politeness. and all will know they cant make me do a mutha fuckin thang. honk.
Advise As To The Pronunciation
they wont be neurotypical when im done with them. #nsfw
sweet.
as if a cold iron collar was constantly bein tugged by an invisible hand. honk honk.
i am the tallest of mah species. 'least from where i use tah exist, i was. honk.
:F Shit... okay have you tried being really really pathetic and submissive? That's how I like my men.
perhaps i may finally be with kindred spirits then. talkin tah everyone and forcin mah head tah bow to meet their eyes becomes a great agony on mah back. honk
:F Usually I just call them hon, honey, or babydoll. Apparently those nicknames quote, 'feel different when coming from a girl' so if you're a girl it should work.
WHAT IS UP, IS THAT THAT WAS A TERRIBLE WAY TO ATTEMPT TO FLIRT AND ROLE PLAY. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I DO HAVE STANDARDS, STRIDER.
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evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
wvink wvith both eyes.
mah height reaches about twelve mutha fuckin feet. but im hunched ovah most of the time so like- 11 somethin?
i promise you, little'un. you aint evah met a mutha fucka mah size.
u gotta givem da wink and smile and then u tuck their hair back behind their ear and go "wsg"
Be nice and honest. And funny. That's really important.
it’s really easy, just go to your local cemetery and lay in an empty plot while dreading rejection lmfao
ASK TO SEE THEIR HONKERS
૮・ᴥ・ა<I don't get it do people like hairy girls? I expected everyone to call me a freak when I said I hadn't shaved in awhile...)
dowvnside i can't post polls here. Poll: wvhat are you https://poll-maker.com/poll5747089xF9E4E83b-168 (( ooc note: i'vwe set it up to vwote multiple times if u havwe more than one character))
loathe everything and bask in gloom
OK TROLL RICK SANCHEZ
"how mighty is the king who's word moves the wind, who's hands shape the mountain, and who's gaze knows all. but is moved across an entire lake with a simple 'honk'?" - gigglemesh
DON'T TURN THIS RED ON ME NOW, ASSWIPE. YOU CAN'T FOOL AND DISTRACT ME WITH THAT DUMB TACTIC.
yaz! we r moirails neow xD
GASP!! I AM SHOCKED. YOU COULD SAY I AM EVEN SHOOKETH I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE FUCKWAD WHO SAID THAT LIKING AND REPLYING TO CHITTRS WAS HIS LIFE BECAUSE FUCK YEAH ENGAGEMENT WAS *GET THIS* BEING AN ASSHOLE IN ORDER TO GARNER ENGAGEMENT. TRULY, NO ONE COULD HAVE SEEN THIS TWIST COMING.
AHEM.
HOLD ON, LET ME PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED.
did you guys know that kirbys dream land 3 (snes) was upped from an e rating to an e10 rating because the final boss had 16-bit blood in its battle (shoutout zero/zero-two)
BIG HONKERS. MASSIVE TENTS. 50 CLOWNS SQUEEZING TOGETHER INTO SMALL SPACES.
i am makin da executive decision, i am moirails wiff all daves whether u like it or nawt
WELL FUCK, I GUESS THAT INFINITESIMAL SPURT OF CREATIVITY ADJACENT WORK LASTED AS LONG AS IT ABSOFUCINGLUTELY COULD. IT WAS ONLY A SECOND LONG AT MAX, BUT DESPITE IT'S SHORT STAY IN EXISTENCE IT WILL BE MOURNED AND MISSED SINCE IT WILL NEVER COME INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN.
WOW, THIS TIME YOU MANAGED TO EEK OUT A REPLY WITH .01% MORE ORIGINALITY. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO TAXING FOR YOU, YOU REALLY MUST HAVE PUT EVERY PAN CELL YOU HAVE TO 100% FIRING CAPACITY TO BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE OUT EVEN THAT TINY IOTAS WORTH OF CREATIVITY.
absolutely despondent evwening. here is a tip for the less scientifically inclined and unfortunate idiots dragging on the coattails of society. chairs are for the wvweak. wvwhenevwer possible, you should strength your legs by standing as often as possible. if you feel a distinct pain in your tendons or ligaments it is most likely your body trying to strength your muscles by elongating them. givwing in to this pain honestly makes you unwvworthy of using the chair's respite in the first place. i am lookin at you, office wvworkers. you aren't safe just because your quotas are in numbers and not sevwered heads. - the orphaner dualscar
y𖦹u aliens are weird af ab𖦹ut y𖦹ur repr𖦹ductive cycle
I bElIEvE my tArOt dEck Is wEll chArgEd nOw, And rEAdy fOr AnOthEr dAy Of wOrk! wOUld AnyOnE bE IntErEstEd In lEttIng mE tEst wIth thEm? @dynAmIcflOwfIElds hAd ExprEssEd IntErEst, bUt thE OffEr Is An OpEn OnE Of cOUrsE! #tArOt
WOW JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOUR LIFE - AND BY YOU I MEAN EVERY AGGREGATE VERSION OF DAVE OUT THERE, NOT JUST YOUR PERSONAL BRAND OF IDIOT, COULDN'T SUCK ANY HARDER THAT IT ALREADY DID, YOU GO ON AND PROVE ME WRONG *AGAIN*. CONGRATULATIONS, THE SHITTY DEPTHS YOUR MEANDERING AND MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE HAS FALLEN INTO ARE TRULY ASTOUNDING.
Please do not ask clarifying questions regarding this subject. I am partaking in the “Vagueposting” I have seen you all enjoy on occasion.
lusting f𖦹r fresh bl𖦹𖦹d
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Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem
Licks y0ur chit
the Es stand for eloquent enchanting and empathetic btw
Sulfhemoglobinemia is a condition in which the blood carries too much sulphur, bound to the haemoglobin in red blood cells, causing the blood to turn a lime green colour and reducing its capability to carry oxygen around the body. It's usually either drug-induced or caused by occupational exposure to sulphur compounds. Guess that makes me a limeblood, hm?
He liked my reply and now I’m pacing around the Oval Office contemplating everything. This is quite fun.
ivwe been talkin to my matesprit about hobbies and mostly tryin' to get him to not gut me vwhen im sleepin' all fun and shit but any of you got any favworite hobbies? i aint been doing music all the much anymore, mostly lack of time but maybe i'll hear something newv and fun.
nAmE ThAt lItTlE WrIgGlInG BiTcH UhHh. BaLsAk. ChOpPr. CuHzIn. BaDeEe.
By Some Errant Way Of The Caverns Committee I Am To Start Collecting Recommended Grub Names For New Parents And Other Custodial Figures And Dispensing Them For Use By The General Public
Giving up 0n h0pe as a c0ncept
oK. i'lL TrY It.
sToP FuCkInG YeLlInG At mE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sOuNdS LiKe a mOtHeR FuCkIn mAgIc iTeM. jUsT Be cArEfUl wItH It. BeTtEr bE GoOd oR It's gOnNa pUt mE In a bItInG MoOd.
Nothing Ever Bodes Well Anymore https://i.postimg.cc/8kmsfh05/img-8230.jpg
fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
another day another dollar another instance of me waking up in a dumpster with my ass hanging out #partyrockin
Everyone knows What Is Love man I'm humorously dodging the reference for comic relief
an/mal fun fact!: lusc// can smell yOur blOOd! a l/ttle freaky but thats hOw they chOOse us when were teeny t/ny l/ttle wr/ggle warts :)
@adriftGam8lignant | Oh! Greetings. I must admit, I did not expect someone of your era to 8e present here. I was under the impression that such technology was… somewhat 8eyond your time. How did you come across a device like this? I do hope you will not take offense. I mean no slight toward your age. I am simply rather curious on the accumul8tion of these forums.
Its hard t0 be s0 universally l0ved and desired
OH Y34H 1 W4S WR1T1NG 4 P1NN3D CH1TT W4SNT 1
dOEs gEttIng A tAttOO hUrt? I UndErstAnd thEy mUst UsE A mOrE sUbstAntIAl nEEdlE tO pIErcE thE skIn Of Us pUrplEblOOds... dOEs thAt hUrt mOrE, Or lEss?
°0 This shipment looks like it'll be full of lowerblood lusii. Good, they fight with most desperation. (3-) 0°
⚇ bleed 'em like a stuck swine. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #violence #holyviolence ⚇
good evvenin feckless peons