Cindia Loppie
@velveteenCinderella
!.x.!
< ){ one of my book orders came in today! !^x^! }( >
< ){ my horns make up a third of my height and are constantly getting stuck through things... !>X<! }( >
#real
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ i feel so unbelievΔbly much kinship with your plight ༉‧₊˚✧.*
< ){ grub threw up on my sparkly shoes !;x;! }( >
< ){ just got jabbed in the spheres by a cloistermate's horns i'm going to perish here and now #nsfw }( >
:33< if theyre that dangpurrous and mew wish to do things like that mew should put a cork or something on there :33< no reason mew cant have fun and be safe at the same time!
ⓘ cann໑t belⓘeve y໑u tw໑ accⓘdentally recreated the pl໑t ໑f battle ໑f the spheres lmfa໑ #nsfw
the name ⓘs self e><planat໑ry and the genre sh໑uld be easy t໑ guess lmfa໑ #nsfw #thetagsh໑ulde><plaⓘnt໑໑
< ){ one of the girls in my cloister keeps coming over and i swear she ends up headbutting me once per visit... she keeps saying its an accident but i'm really starting to wonder!! }( >
headbutt her ba(k, see what she does then
< ){ well, she's way shorter than i am, and my horns are HUGE so i think one of us would end up getting injured. !XxX! }( >
(learl7 the move is to bow real qui(k and just kinda bonk her with 7our horn
< ){ ...that's probably the safest route but i still don't really wanna hurt anyone... !>x>!; }( >
bonk her as softl7 as she headbutts 7ou?
< ){ yeah, actually, its not worth getting super torn up about not being able to go to a big party, even if, um, a lot of cool people would be there, including... a lot of seadwellers... but, um, it's totally fine!! i don't feel like i'm missing out!! for sure!! }( >
< ){ so, um, i'm curious!! are there any other trolls with hatchmates on here?? like, um, i know terms can vary between regions, but, generally, you come from the same egg, and look alike!! }( >
< ){ ahh... i finally get to sit down with my stories! !^x^! }( >
< ){ it's really lucky that they make climbing platform apparatuses that tall!! }( >
< ){ oh, um, we pried me out of the roof, by the way. just in case anyone was worried!! }( >
< ){ on one hand, how self-sustained the caverns are is pretty nice! we don't usually have to worry about much other than resource shortages, or, uh... well, if you make someone mad, it tends to create a ripple. on the other hand, it sure would be nice to get away from it all, even for a little bit... }( >
no vacation DayS foR a job LikE that i imaginE. i'm SURE SomEthing WiLL comE Up to LEt ya gEt a WEEk aWay. yoU DESERvE a bREak~
i'D hopE! gotta RESt yoURSELf oncE in aWhiLE, othERWiSE yoU'LL bURn oUt qUick!
< ){ i know genetics are basically like spinning a ball-based game of chance but sometimes i curse being blessed with such an obscenely huge rack...! ( #nsfw ? ) }( >
< ){ no one has any business having horns this big. !>x<! }( >
< ){ one of my cavernmates snuck up behind me and long story short i'm dangling from the ceiling a good thirty feet off the ground now!!!!!! !>X<! }( >
aRE yoUR hoRnS StUck oR SomEfin?
giRL yoU nEED to LikE...paD thE Roof With SomEfin...oR gEt hoRn covERingS if thiS haS happEnED moRE than tWo timES. cREDit to ya on thE majoR hopS thoUgh~
< ){ i don't know if the logistics for that are reasonable, the caverns are pretty big...! }( >
WELL thEn, Enjoy thE Roof LifE foR a fEW hoURS. jUSt makE SURE a cavERnmatE SEtS a piLLoW oR SomEthing UnDER ya
< ){ i tried to load the site in and got this, i've never been more afraid... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520790466006876161/1488259719289114755/image.png?ex=69cc215f&is=69cacfdf&hm=05c05ee196235c408b83998f6232f72f0f1c5d829122c606a15c28d3cad1a9e5& }( >
< ){ as much as i like the concept i think if anyone tried to kiss me i would explode on the spot... }( >
That is okay. The Yuri discussed requires informed consent from all parties involved, and is not inherently #NSFW. Hand-holding and other similar actions are also encouraged.
❀˖°......kiss of D<3AtH...... oOoOOoOoOo......:0)~
< ){ i only know what yuri is because of another jade who really likes that kind of thing, actually... but it sounds pretty fine!! the art style is cute... !oxo! }( >
< ){ yuri . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . }( >
< ){ hatchmate started blaring really loud music out of nowhere... #stuckintheceiling }( >
< ){ i can't really relate to meatposting but, um https://media.istockphoto.com/id/542588842/photo/huge-pile-of-fresh-orange-carrots-at-farmers-market.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=D7TqvuLXIGJ0tjL0kWl5PwCd5i8-HfaE7mMWl83pwhM= }( >
