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We think we've teased it long enough 😬 Our latest #RelationshipReveal is none other than @transcendGodhood #DStrider and... some random college girl! 🫣🫣 That's right! Hollywood's finest and New York City's "brightest" (we checked - straight A's! And definitely no double Ds) were seen snuggling up on campus shortly after Strider was seen leaving rehab! 😍😘 Is going after college girls in these days? πŸ€” @tentacleTherapist#9177 How does it feel to be famous?πŸ™€ #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/GmX07Dnn/paparazzi.png #Incest #TagRequiredPerOurLawyers #TheyArentRelatedInThisUniverse

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@barackObama[BO]

I have worked with any of your alternate selves, and can speak highly on your competence and intelligence. I do not consider my words defensive, this is blatant show of misogyny that I will not allow. (Although I am concerned with the fact you are dating Strider of all people. Really, Rose?)

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

maybe if you had any hobbies outside of character assassination youd know that im a staunch #feminist hellbent on defending any college girl regardless of our dating status which is always nonexistent by the way because this is bullshit and youre all full of donkey crap

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Is this supposed to be helping?

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

(aw cmon you were complimenting me five mins ago bro </3)

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

what the fuck else am i supposed to do (said in the most calm serene and unpanicked voice ever btw)

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@barackObama[BO]

(You snuck out of rehab. You are shooting out of your league here, Strider.)

I don't know. Maybe not promise that I wouldn't end up blasted on TMZ? #ALiteralQuoteFromYou

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

(listen if they really thought i needed rehab they would have found me and dragged me back by now im literally fine)

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

ok how is saying THAT helping more than what i fucking said

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@gardenGamma[GG]

mr president could you please deliver tmz a message for me? tell them i said "leave them alone you vultures!!!!"

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