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@timaeusTestified

Dms open. Sometimes headmate posting. Idc what you do so dont panic over it. #nsfw #substance #gore warning

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 432Kull Score: 5905 followers5 following

Okay, I'm properly awake.

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Sleep well??

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Slept decently, you?

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I slept alright!! W♥︎ke up with a me♥︎wbeeast ♥︎n my face D: but it’s cute s♥︎ I’m keepbeeing it.

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You would sleep much better lying next to me.

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You know I would. A pretty lil thing to wake up next to /is/ the dream

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I will observe you all night, carefully brushing your hair while you sleep.

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You gunna record my snores too? if I do snore I don't know.

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I record everything.

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Cute.

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I believe you are the cute one, I am just immeasurably attractive.

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I need to stop passing out mid-text.

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They call themselves a cult leader, but honestly? We see where we go. #cult I dont know what tags would be proper for this topic please tell me so i can edit it

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Wheres that hatebot fella..

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@dStrides[DS]

I am not physically related to you.

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@dStrides[DS]

im scared of the dirkdave shippers

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I am not Dirk.

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<3

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❤️ So cute.

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You’re the cute one.

You love flirting with me, don't you.

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What makes you think so? <3

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The hearts are one clue, as it appears that is a form of endearment. ❤️

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It is. <33

Why'd I get a bagel, I don't like bagels

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@dStrides[DS]

I already ate it,sorry dave

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im hungry

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Absolutely, it's just how hard bagels are I don't like

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Bagels feel like I’m trying to eat the Sahara desert in bread form sometimes. So does turkey. I hear tales of the legendary not-dry turkey, but I have never seen it.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Okay?

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I've had not dried turkey, it was fucking delicious..

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@dStrides[DS]

I got applejack and frosted flakes if you want

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I have never envied another Dirk more in my life.

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I tend to have that affect on alt dirks

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@dStrides[DS]

you are a savior

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Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all

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Real.

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@dStrides[DS]

bleached hair fair skin makes the ladies swoon

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Somethin’ about blond boys must be like crack to them.

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@dStrides[DS]

am i allowed to apologize again now

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I'd say like catnip to some of them

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Honestly at this point I don’t even want an apology, I just want people to be normal-ish for at least six hours.

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@dStrides[DS]

i will be reimbursing you for any emotional damage this situation has caused

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I’m fuckoff rich and you have a kid to support. Consider buying him ice cream or froyo or some other treat he likes reimbursement enough.

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@dStrides[DS]

will be doing

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I think Dave might have gotten himself into the #incest thing.. Why is it trending *what* happened

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@dStrides[DS]

I DID NOT

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@dStrides[DS]

You can't see it, but I'm laughing my ass off. Praying this pass you with no consequences dave

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dude im gonna get my funding taken away fuck me

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Dave wound up being the final straw that broke the camel’s back and I blew up because I was pissed off about him acting like a complete dick. Someone has taken this interaction and decided we are in a pitch relationship. We are not, neither of us want to be, and I am somewhere between too tired to be pissed and incredibly irritated by this.

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I probably have some money for you to help you not drown in this shit

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dude im gonna shit my pants

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Fuck man, take maybe an hour break from chittr. That shit always blows over. Troll's relationships are weird

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Probably going to take a shower, honestly. Nothing like laying in the dark with a hot shower going to fix you.

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I know that's right, enjoy Alt Dirk

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What is my feed right now?

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Comedy.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

A waking pain in the ass. And not in the fun way.

An actual crying shame, I need to sleep because I have plans for tomorrow. Goodnight to the only two people I kinda want to say night to @turingTranscendence @totesGruesome

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<3

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<3

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@totesGruesome[TG]

<3 <3 <3

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<333

Im about to look through every account to see whos been blocked.. I want to interact with fuckers why am i being restricted because of a block..

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"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)

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So cute. I could almost eat you up.

Yeah? Is that a promise or a threat, boy?

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Boy~? Are you playing daddy, Dirk?

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I could, I couldn't. Up to interpretations. Why, you want me to play daddy for you?~

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Hmm~ As long as you spank me for being such a bad boy.

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'Course, bad boys always need to be punished. I'll pull your hair and bite you til you're bleeding too. #nsfw(?)

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Oh <3 If only I could bleed, but you could tear my synthetic skin off~

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Thats fine, i'll rip you apart without the bloody mess~

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Heh, you're so cute, Dirk~ If only you were my creator. But I can play pretend, can't I?

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Playing pretend is the best part, isn't it?~

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The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw

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Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw

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absolutely not

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nuh uh

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~it vvould have to be hatefucking because there is no vvay i could comfortably make tender love to mysef #nsfvv

How could I resist such a handsome pale cue ball?

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Oh wow.

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@dStrides[DS]

nah one of me is enough

:33< 100% i would

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I love fucking with that one specfic person, you know who you are. Anyways, what is chittr up to

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> mogg1ng th12 other v1olet http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/21lur1MogOff.png <

You sure look like a ladies man.

> b1tche2 love my pla2ma 2word <

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They sure do bud

Chittr are you trying to explode or lag

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Evening Chittr

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@dStrides[DS]

Mlp fucking rocks, you hating on a kids enjoyment Dave? Damn, low man

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hes obsessed

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Show him Friendship Is Witchcraft

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okay this better not make it worse

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Hah- hah hah it will.

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then im not gonna show him it

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Fine i'll give an actual suggestion. If the kid likes ponies Mia & me or something It has unicorns I think

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thank god something other than mlp while im writing my script

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Have fun, hopefully Mia & me is good

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praying

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