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@timaeusTestified
Dms open. Sometimes headmate posting. Idc what you do so dont panic over it. #nsfw #substance #gore warning
Block button should have been the first thing done but whatever
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Is vaguing about the problem not you now becoming part of the problem? ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ That's kind of sadder. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Says some shit and blocks because you know you're wrong is a new level of bullshit
Tell me all your woes.
🜏 xamɛ hɛrrɛ forr drrama lɛf♱ wii♱h ha♱ɛbo♱ yaoii ♅
D'aw, I miss you too. I'll text you the fuckery and we can cuddle
Some people are just down right funny to see chit. Get sillier with it.
I see him talk and know he'll never be proud enough to call me his kid
[“Then it is settled,” Pam said. “We follow that fucking cat and descend into hell together. Then we find Acorn, free him from the eternal damnation that he is surely suffering at this very moment, and lead him back with us, where he will live out the rest of his sinful days haunted by the knowledge of what awaits him when he inevitably is pulled back into the pit.” “And then we can all ride our ponies down the Pony Pal Trail!” Pawnee blubbered excitedly.] Anna smiled at her friends. “Thank you.” “Pony Pals stick together,” said Pam. [——— Acorn seethed as he watched Minos smugly shit off the edge of the lone tree stump in the middle of the dead clearing. Acorn wasn’t sure what it was with which he was seething — rage? self-loathing? jealousy? — but seething he surely was. “When will the other two judges fucking get here?” Acorn snapped. “But Acorn,” said a voice from behind the pony, “we’ve been here all along.” Acorn spun around and saw two figures standing on — or were they slightly hovering above? — the grey marshy ground. One was a tall middle-aged woman in a plum crushed-velvet pantsuit, whose glasses did nothing to hide the keen glimmer of her brown eyes. There were a few streaks of silver in her wavy brown hair, and they imbued her with a sense of dignity, like— Fuck it, here’s a picture of her. https://dyslexia.yale.edu/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Jeanneheadshot.jpg Over there to the right. She looked pretty much exactly like that. Much more efficient to do it this way. The other person was a really rad dude with really rad shades who needs no introduction. “Who are these douchebags?” Acorn whinnied. The rad dude spoke again: “We’re the douchebags who wrote you.” “Wrote me?” Acorn said. “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” “I means that you’re a fictional character,” the woman said. “That’s right,” said Dirk Strider. (He hadn’t introduced himself as Dirk Strider yet, but it should be totally obvious who he is. No need to be coy. And the woman’s Jeanne Betancourt. Let’s not pretend this was any sort of dramatic revelation.) “You’re a text, Acorn,” Dirk continued, “and I’m going to fucking deconstruct you.” “You wouldn’t dare to… That’s a daring proposi… I dare you… to try…” Acorn said falteringly. “Couldn’t get that Derrida pun to work, huh?” Minos observed dryly. “Fuck you, cat. I’ll keep working on it.” “All puns aside, Acorn,” Jeanne Betancourt said, “yes, you are a character from a book that I wrote. And Dirk… well, I’m not sure exactly how he’s involved in all of this, but apparently he wrote it too?” Dirk waved his hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it, Jeanne Betancourt. Doesn’t matter.” “If you say so, Dirk.” (There, they’ve introduced each other. So now everyone knows everyone else’s name and can refer to each other accordingly.)] #DetectivePony @beatboxingHeart @justDirk @numberoneRainbowdashfan @plushrumpdotGay @tempestuousTestimonium @timaeusTested @timaeusTestified @timaeusTestified#0414 @timaeusTestified#2840 @timaeusTestified#3765 @timaeusTestified#4199 @timaeusTestified#7269 @timaeusTxstified
I slept alright!! W♥︎ke up with a me♥︎wbeeast ♥︎n my face D: but it’s cute s♥︎ I’m keepbeeing it.
You know I would. A pretty lil thing to wake up next to /is/ the dream
I will observe you all night, carefully brushing your hair while you sleep.
You gunna record my snores too? if I do snore I don't know.
I believe you are the cute one, I am just immeasurably attractive.
They call themselves a cult leader, but honestly? We see where we go. #cult I dont know what tags would be proper for this topic please tell me so i can edit it
Wheres that hatebot fella..
The hearts are one clue, as it appears that is a form of endearment. ❤️
Why'd I get a bagel, I don't like bagels
Bagels feel like I’m trying to eat the Sahara desert in bread form sometimes. So does turkey. I hear tales of the legendary not-dry turkey, but I have never seen it.
Okay?
I have never envied another Dirk more in my life.
Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all
bleached hair fair skin makes the ladies swoon
Somethin’ about blond boys must be like crack to them.
Honestly at this point I don’t even want an apology, I just want people to be normal-ish for at least six hours.
i will be reimbursing you for any emotional damage this situation has caused
I’m fuckoff rich and you have a kid to support. Consider buying him ice cream or froyo or some other treat he likes reimbursement enough.
I think Dave might have gotten himself into the #incest thing.. Why is it trending *what* happened
You can't see it, but I'm laughing my ass off. Praying this pass you with no consequences dave
Dave wound up being the final straw that broke the camel’s back and I blew up because I was pissed off about him acting like a complete dick. Someone has taken this interaction and decided we are in a pitch relationship. We are not, neither of us want to be, and I am somewhere between too tired to be pissed and incredibly irritated by this.
Fuck man, take maybe an hour break from chittr. That shit always blows over. Troll's relationships are weird
Probably going to take a shower, honestly. Nothing like laying in the dark with a hot shower going to fix you.
A waking pain in the ass. And not in the fun way.
An actual crying shame, I need to sleep because I have plans for tomorrow. Goodnight to the only two people I kinda want to say night to @turingTranscendence @totesGruesome
<3
<3 <3 <3
Im about to look through every account to see whos been blocked.. I want to interact with fuckers why am i being restricted because of a block..
"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)
I could, I couldn't. Up to interpretations. Why, you want me to play daddy for you?~
'Course, bad boys always need to be punished. I'll pull your hair and bite you til you're bleeding too. #nsfw(?)
Oh <3 If only I could bleed, but you could tear my synthetic skin off~
Heh, you're so cute, Dirk~ If only you were my creator. But I can play pretend, can't I?
The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw
Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw
nuh uh
~it vvould have to be hatefucking because there is no vvay i could comfortably make tender love to mysef #nsfvv
How could I resist such a handsome pale cue ball?
I love fucking with that one specfic person, you know who you are. Anyways, what is chittr up to
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