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@timaeusTestified

Dms open. Sometimes headmate posting. Idc what you do so dont panic over it. #nsfw #substance #gore warning

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 503Kull Score: 6376 followers5 following

Block button should have been the first thing done but whatever

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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Is vaguing about the problem not you now becoming part of the problem? ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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I'm vauging about myself.

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ That's kind of sadder. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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Then fuck out lol

Says some shit and blocks because you know you're wrong is a new level of bullshit

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Tell me all your woes.

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Sweet thing, could be top heavy for you to handle <3

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Nothing is too heavy~ I missed you.

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🜏 xamɛ hɛrrɛ forr drrama lɛf♱ wii♱h ha♱ɛbo♱ yaoii ♅

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D'aw, I miss you too. I'll text you the fuckery and we can cuddle

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Good~ I am in need of cuddles, Dirk. ♡♡

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Perhaps I will be crowned King of the Yaois.

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Some people are just down right funny to see chit. Get sillier with it.

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Im barely active

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I see him talk and know he'll never be proud enough to call me his kid

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Okay, I'm properly awake.

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Sleep well??

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Slept decently, you?

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I slept alright!! W♥︎ke up with a me♥︎wbeeast ♥︎n my face D: but it’s cute s♥︎ I’m keepbeeing it.

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You would sleep much better lying next to me.

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You know I would. A pretty lil thing to wake up next to /is/ the dream

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I will observe you all night, carefully brushing your hair while you sleep.

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You gunna record my snores too? if I do snore I don't know.

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I record everything.

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Cute.

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I believe you are the cute one, I am just immeasurably attractive.

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I need to stop passing out mid-text.

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They call themselves a cult leader, but honestly? We see where we go. #cult I dont know what tags would be proper for this topic please tell me so i can edit it

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Wheres that hatebot fella..

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@dStrides[DS]

I am not physically related to you.

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im scared of the dirkdave shippers

@dStrides[DS]

I am not Dirk.

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<3

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❤️ So cute.

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You’re the cute one.

You love flirting with me, don't you.

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What makes you think so? <3

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The hearts are one clue, as it appears that is a form of endearment. ❤️

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It is. <33

Why'd I get a bagel, I don't like bagels

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@dStrides[DS]

I already ate it,sorry dave

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im hungry

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Absolutely, it's just how hard bagels are I don't like

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Bagels feel like I’m trying to eat the Sahara desert in bread form sometimes. So does turkey. I hear tales of the legendary not-dry turkey, but I have never seen it.

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Okay?

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I've had not dried turkey, it was fucking delicious..

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@dStrides[DS]

I got applejack and frosted flakes if you want

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I have never envied another Dirk more in my life.

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I tend to have that affect on alt dirks

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you are a savior

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Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all

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Real.

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bleached hair fair skin makes the ladies swoon

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Somethin’ about blond boys must be like crack to them.

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am i allowed to apologize again now

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I'd say like catnip to some of them

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@dStrides[DS]

Honestly at this point I don’t even want an apology, I just want people to be normal-ish for at least six hours.

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i will be reimbursing you for any emotional damage this situation has caused

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@dStrides[DS]

I’m fuckoff rich and you have a kid to support. Consider buying him ice cream or froyo or some other treat he likes reimbursement enough.

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will be doing

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I think Dave might have gotten himself into the #incest thing.. Why is it trending *what* happened

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I DID NOT

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@dStrides[DS]

You can't see it, but I'm laughing my ass off. Praying this pass you with no consequences dave

dude im gonna get my funding taken away fuck me

Dave wound up being the final straw that broke the camel’s back and I blew up because I was pissed off about him acting like a complete dick. Someone has taken this interaction and decided we are in a pitch relationship. We are not, neither of us want to be, and I am somewhere between too tired to be pissed and incredibly irritated by this.

@dStrides[DS]

I probably have some money for you to help you not drown in this shit

dude im gonna shit my pants

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Fuck man, take maybe an hour break from chittr. That shit always blows over. Troll's relationships are weird

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Probably going to take a shower, honestly. Nothing like laying in the dark with a hot shower going to fix you.

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I know that's right, enjoy Alt Dirk

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What is my feed right now?

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Comedy.

A waking pain in the ass. And not in the fun way.

An actual crying shame, I need to sleep because I have plans for tomorrow. Goodnight to the only two people I kinda want to say night to @turingTranscendence @totesGruesome

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<3

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<3

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<3 <3 <3

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<333

Im about to look through every account to see whos been blocked.. I want to interact with fuckers why am i being restricted because of a block..

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"User followed you" goes to comment under one of their post "Blocked" ???? say you're just obsessed at that point.| (Update: Im the idiot that had them blocked on one of my millions of accounts.)

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So cute. I could almost eat you up.

Yeah? Is that a promise or a threat, boy?

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Boy~? Are you playing daddy, Dirk?

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I could, I couldn't. Up to interpretations. Why, you want me to play daddy for you?~

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Hmm~ As long as you spank me for being such a bad boy.

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'Course, bad boys always need to be punished. I'll pull your hair and bite you til you're bleeding too. #nsfw(?)

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Oh <3 If only I could bleed, but you could tear my synthetic skin off~

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Thats fine, i'll rip you apart without the bloody mess~

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Heh, you're so cute, Dirk~ If only you were my creator. But I can play pretend, can't I?

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Playing pretend is the best part, isn't it?~

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The post before mine saying "id fuk mysled #selfcest", and then my post having people saying "no i wouldnt fuck an alt version of me" Jesus christ #nsfw

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Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw

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absolutely not

nuh uh

~it vvould have to be hatefucking because there is no vvay i could comfortably make tender love to mysef #nsfvv

How could I resist such a handsome pale cue ball?

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Oh wow.

nah one of me is enough

:33< 100% i would

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I love fucking with that one specfic person, you know who you are. Anyways, what is chittr up to

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> mogg1ng th12 other v1olet http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/21lur1MogOff.png <

You sure look like a ladies man.

> b1tche2 love my pla2ma 2word <

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They sure do bud

Chittr are you trying to explode or lag

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