Dirk Lalonde

You ever eat food so good you moan?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

My type is someone who will plow me. #Nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Heyyyy. ;)

Slide into my DMs man.

Should I livestream Something. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

Costar Treign

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A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

LIKE WHAT?

↩ @surlyTabloid[ST]

Coochie time? #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Costar Treign

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@surlyTabloid[ST]

WTF IS COOCHIE TIME.

;)

Holy SHITS no one's biting.

I'm so horny and alone. #nsfw

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

you could comE hang out in thE archivEs with mE. at lEast you won't bE alonE!

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Is there something I can shove up my coochie.

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

i... mE? i guEss? as long as you can bE rElativEly quiEt about it whilE i'm working.

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Deal.

Who want me.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

TEQUILA SHOTS

blizan captor

@terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

why do you geTT TThe fun TT-2hoTT2. miine ju2TT giive me bruii2e2 :/

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @chaoticTechnician[CT]

No.

↩ @terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

Be gentler next time! Also, I get bruises sometimes but like my god does the t make you randy. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

i hated it because of the way you worded it.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

You don’t wanna get up to some Willy Wonkin’?

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

absolutely not

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

Boo, you whore.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

eyeroll.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

im too old and tired for whimsy.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

That’s a shitty excuse. You can be whimsical at any age, just do something enjoyable or watch something stupid.

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

transgender

love yourself

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

oh. then i already do that.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

Yay, you’re whimsical!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

You know what they say. Keep suckin', truckin', and fuckin'.

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Vizziy Roseus

Verified

A user of established repute

@vivaciousVinyl[VV]

yes boss

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

birdman

@citrineTectrix[CT]

hey why would you do that hey dyou wanna run that by me again hey hey whats that mean

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dave

Verified

A user of established repute

@turntechGodhead[TG]

its so early for this man

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Nah.

Good morning sluts. #nsfw

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

Sleepy Fishbait

Verified

A user of established repute

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

heyuu slxt :3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Itchibold the Great

@itChy[IC]

Hey you're kinda cute.

↩ @itChy[IC]

Thanks, you're very green and snatched.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Itchibold the Great

@itChy[IC]

You like that? I work out, too.

↩ @itChy[IC]

Ooh, nice.

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

Thirty, flirty, and thriving.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

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#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

you old as fuck dam

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

I’m not 30!

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

why u lyin on here then

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Someone on the timeline talking about finger flowers and I’m scared.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Dyuirt

Of the Woods

From soil, to soil, the Dyuirt way

@claudentGlebe[CG]

✿ 𖥧𖧧 𖥧s ❦ne ❦f 𖧧he m❦re 𖧧amer 𖧧h𖥧ngs 𖧧❦ happen 𖧧❦ 𖧧r❦lls, bu𖧧 𖥧 unders𖧧and y❦ur fear ✿

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

Who else is slutting it up this weekend.

Kult: +42

Kull: +15

Total: 57

Ratio: 2.80

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

🙋‍♀️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

wren

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

@temporalGridlock[TG]

well ill be doing the wii shovelware stream on saturday but i can try to slut up my wii remote for the occasion

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

nonbinary

love yourself

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

Resurrection Butterfly

For this user, だんまく is a way of life.

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < you know it

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Chittng my pants rn.

Kult: +19

Total: 19

Where’s my boy.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

The Strifer

@turntechGodhead[TG]

I ate him

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Aw man.

Yeehaw.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

wren

@temporalGridlock[TG]

yeecaw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Eridan Ampora

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

yeehaww

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temporalGridlock[TG]

You’re so right.

airi

@apocryphalReign[AR]

and yet, they never ask "hawyee (doing)"... (yeehaw.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

Lmao.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Anyone use chittr on the shittr.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

I-AM-YOUR-LORD

Verified

A user of established repute

@undyingUmbrage[UU]

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE, YOU FUCK. FUCK YOU. TRYING TO STEAL MY ORIGINAL CONTENT, AND THINKING I WOULDN'T NOTICE. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @undyingUmbrage[UU]

Hal Strider

@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Oh, don’t be bittr.

Boner apetitties.

Kult: +50

Kull: +25

Total: 75

Ratio: 2.00

Dave Strider

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnedTables[TT]

sure whatever man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

MEEMAW GAMGAM

@gamGam[GG]

my grabDsin timmy say this when he brings bringsme soup

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @turnedTables[TT]