Dirk Lalonde

2 hours ago

You ever eat food so good you moan?

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

2 hours ago

yEah

My type is someone who will plow me. #Nsfw

Kult: +45

Kull: +20

Total: 65

Ratio: 2.25

Rufioh Oh Oh

@cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

heyy... haha }:)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

Heyyyy. ;)

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Rufioh Oh Oh

@cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

just say1n... pretty sure 1 could prov1de that...

↩ @cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

Slide into my DMs man.

Should I livestream Something. #nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Costar Treign

@surlyTabloid[ST]

LIKE WHAT?

↩ @surlyTabloid[ST]

Coochie time? #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Costar Treign

@surlyTabloid[ST]

WTF IS COOCHIE TIME.

bIdEo gamE

Rufioh Oh Oh

19 hours ago

@cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

1'd watch...

↩ @cattleproAnimeaboo[CA]

18 hours ago

;)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Holy SHITS no one's biting.

I'm so horny and alone. #nsfw

Kult: +29

Kull: +20

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.45

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

you could comE hang out in thE archivEs with mE. at lEast you won't bE alonE!

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Is there something I can shove up my coochie.

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

i... mE? i guEss? as long as you can bE rElativEly quiEt about it whilE i'm working.

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Deal.

Who want me.

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

shakILy raIsEs up hand

I, too, am like. So horny I'm sorry. These T shots really work you up. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

TEQUILA SHOTS

blizan captor

@terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

why do you geTT TThe fun TT-2hoTT2. miine ju2TT giive me bruii2e2 :/

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @chaoticTechnician[CT]

No.

↩ @terminatedAlgorithm[TA]

Be gentler next time! Also, I get bruises sometimes but like my god does the t make you randy. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

The hate on my post by another Dirk just confirms that they hate me cuz they ain’t me. That and my whimsy.

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

i hated it because of the way you worded it.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

You don’t wanna get up to some Willy Wonkin’?

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

absolutely not

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

Boo, you whore.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

eyeroll.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

You’re so boring, have some whimsy, man. Do something a little stupid. C‘mom.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

im too old and tired for whimsy.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

That’s a shitty excuse. You can be whimsical at any age, just do something enjoyable or watch something stupid.

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

oh. then i already do that.

↩ @tactfulTactriun[TT]

Yay, you’re whimsical!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

You know what they say. Keep suckin', truckin', and fuckin'.

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Vizziy Roseus

Verified

A user of established repute

@vivaciousVinyl[VV]

yes boss

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

birdman

@citrineTectrix[CT]

hey why would you do that hey dyou wanna run that by me again hey hey whats that mean

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dave

Verified

A user of established repute

@turntechGodhead[TG]

its so early for this man

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Nah.

Good morning sluts. #nsfw

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

Sleepy Fishbait

Verified

A user of established repute

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

heyuu slxt :3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Itchibold The Great

Verified

A user of established repute

@itChy[IC]

Hey you're kinda cute.

↩ @itChy[IC]

Thanks, you're very green and snatched.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Itchibold The Great

Verified

A user of established repute

@itChy[IC]

You like that? I work out, too.

↩ @itChy[IC]

Ooh, nice.

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

Thirty, flirty, and thriving.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

you old as fuck dam

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

I’m not 30!

↩ @tabescentTequila[TT]

Verified

A user of established repute

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

why u lyin on here then

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Someone on the timeline talking about finger flowers and I’m scared.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Hylesh Dyuirt

Verified

A user of established repute

Of the Woods

From soil, to soil, the Dyuirt way

@claudentGlebe[CG]

✿ 𖥧𖧧 𖥧s ❦ne ❦f 𖧧he m❦re 𖧧amer 𖧧h𖥧ngs 𖧧❦ happen 𖧧❦ 𖧧r❦lls, bu𖧧 𖥧 unders𖧧and y❦ur fear ✿

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Who else is slutting it up this weekend.

Kult: +47

Kull: +20

Total: 67

Ratio: 2.35

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

shakily raisEs up hand

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

🙋‍♀️

Kult: +5

Total: 5

wren

@temporalGridlock[TG]

well ill be doing the wii shovelware stream on saturday but i can try to slut up my wii remote for the occasion

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Discofurry Channel

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < you know it

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Chittng my pants rn.

Kult: +19

Total: 19

Where’s my boy.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

The Strifer

@turntechGodhead[TG]

I ate him

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Aw man.

Yeehaw.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

wren

@temporalGridlock[TG]

yeecaw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Eridan Ampora

@caligulasAquarium[CA]

yeehaww

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temporalGridlock[TG]

You’re so right.

airi

@apocryphalReign[AR]

and yet, they never ask "hawyee (doing)"... (yeehaw.)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @apocryphalReign[AR]

Lmao.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Anyone use chittr on the shittr.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

I-AM-YOUR-LORD

Verified

A user of established repute

@undyingUmbrage[UU]

I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE, YOU FUCK. FUCK YOU. TRYING TO STEAL MY ORIGINAL CONTENT, AND THINKING I WOULDN'T NOTICE. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @undyingUmbrage[UU]

Hal Strider

@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Oh, don’t be bittr.

Boner apetitties.

Kult: +50

Kull: +25

Total: 75

Ratio: 2.00

Dave Strider

@turnedTables[TT]

sure whatever man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

MEEMAW GAMGAM

@gamGam[GG]

my grabDsin timmy say this when he brings bringsme soup

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @turnedTables[TT]