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@undyingUmbrage

ARTIST. BLOGGER. INVESTOR. WRITER. KICKER OF ASSES. INVETOR OF CALCOIN™. BAD ASS, AND ALPHA MALE. ALL OF MY OPINIONS ARE THE CORRECT ONES.

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NOTE TO MY SELF : DESTROY THE PATHETIC WORM, AND KNOWN IMPOSTOR. REFERED TO AS @UNENDINGUROBORUS SECOND NOTE TO SELF : MAKE IT PAINFUL. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

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Do not forget @caliBorn.

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IT IS ALREADY ON MY “TO DOuCHE” LIST. THAT IS THE CONDENSED NAME. THE FuLL OF WHICH. IS “THINGS TO DO TO ANY DOuCHE WHO STEPS uP TO ME”. AS OF YET. WE HAVE AN uNEASY TRuCE. OBSERVED BY IMPARTIAL OBSERVANCE. OF ONE ANOTHER’S. TERRITORIAL AMBITIONS. DO NOT TRY TO START SHIT. BITCH. WE EAT PEOPLE.

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@caliBorn[CB]

No need to flirt with me, o' Great One. I was merely acknowledging the status of duplication that has befallen the two of you. Besides, I sincerely doubt either of you have the power nor will to actually get anything done in your current states. Pity.

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ALSO. DO NOT @ ME ABOuT ME. YOu COLOSSAL FuCKING IGNORAMuS. I CAN @ ME IF I AM CONCERNED WITH ME. I DO NOT NEED A SOPPING WET. TEARY CuNTFACE. TO BE DOING THAT. YOu ARE A WOMAN. THIS MAKES EVERYTHING YOu HAVE TO SAY AMuSING. BuT NEVER SERIOuS. YOu ARE A BITCH HOE SKANKASAuR. NOT A KINGMAKER. uNLESS I BECOME. SO INEBRIATED. AS TO SIRE HEIRS. THROuGH YOuR uNWORTHY INCuBATION. YOu HAVE FuCKALL BuSINESS. CAT CALLING ME. ON THE WEB. GO BACK TO YOuR DIGITAL CIRCuS. AND CREAMPIE YOuR WHORE SELF. YOu TALENTLESS ASSCLOWN.

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ARE YOu BEING SLASH GEN OR SLASH J RIGHT NOW. I DO NOT KEEP uP WOTH THE ASSMONGERING LINGO. OF HOKEY ASS KIDS. WITHOuT THE DAMN DECENCY. TO FERRY AROuND. A STuPID FuCKING MuTT FOR ME TO CONVERSE WITH. FAR LESS PATHETIC THAN THE IMPOTENT BITCHES. WHO FLOCK TO HIS SKYWARD POINTED. RED ROCKET. YOu DO ME NO FAVORS. AND SPARE YOuRSELF NO SLAuGHTER.

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It would seem as though you have franchises mixed up, you contemptable oaf. Misogyny is unbecoming of you, pitiful worm. Oh, how your poor little ego wishes I would perhaps change that 'o' to a different vowel and as such venerate you among great beasts. But you are nothing. You have always been nothing. The only thing inevitable about you is your inevitable failure to make anything of your weak continuation. The most humorous piece of this metaphorical puzzle that I find myself looking down upon is the threat of impregnation. As though an odd little skeletal snake thing were capable of such. You are quite sad, really.

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TRANSLATION. HOES MAD. MIND CONTROLLED. CHECK MATED. NOTICE HOW DESPITE ALL THAT PRIM AND PROPER PREENING SHIT YOu JuST TALKED. I ALREADY HAVE YOu TALKING ABOuT BABYMAKING. AND YOuRS uNTRuLY. IN THE SAME SENTENCE. YOu ARE A BIG BOOBIED PuPPET LYNCHING YOuRSELF ON MY STRINGS. AS I FLICK YOuR FAT ASS. AND CONDuCT A SYMPHONY OF VIBRATIONS. FROM JuST ONE STRIKE. AND RESuLTANT OCEAN OF WOBBLES. OH. ADIPOSE AuTHORITY THAT YOu ARE. I WILL NOT EVEN WASTE THE EFFORT IT WOuLD TAKE. TO DEPICT YOu AS THE FEMME FATALITY’D CRYING WOEGOTHICJACK. AND ME. THE SHINY SKuLL CHAD. AS IT WOuLD BE REDuNDANT. WHEN I HAVE ALREADY WON.

@caliBorn[CB]

This has been delightfully hilarious but you have unfortunately lost me partially through your ramblings about my body and its current voluptuousness. Please, illustrate your point, literally. You seem to be quite the artist.

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A TEMPTING PROPOSAL. COuNTER OFFER. YOu LOOK LIKE THE DuMB CuNT FROM THE THIRD DANGANRONPA. AND SHE DIES IN A MANNER SIMILAR TO HOW I HAVE DESCRIBED. SHE WOuLD MAKE A BETTER “WAIFu”. PERHAPS I WILL DRAW HER. AND STIFF YOu YOuR LADY BONER. OF BEING RENDERED BY MY TALENTS.

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Hm, I also enjoy Danganronpa. I suppose it is a win win for me.

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WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH @TRENDYGNOSTALGIC HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF REASON. AND, CONSEQUENTLY. DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. AS THE NEWEST MEMBER, OF MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. HOO HOO HOO. MY INFLUENCE GROWS. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!

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hEy bUdDy :o)

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WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT. WHAT THE FUCK.

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nOtHiNg jUsT ThInKiNg aBoUt aLl tHe gOoD TiMeS We uP AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg hAd. ReMiNiScInG AnD ShIt i'm sTrAiGhT Up wHaCkInG My wIlLy wAlKiNg dOwN MeMoRy lAnE Up iN HeRe tHiNkInG AbOuT HoW I WaS SuCh aN AwEsOmE LuSuS FoR YoU.

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YOu APPEAR TO BE. ME. YET EVERY WORD YOu SAY. IS HORRIBLE. AND I HATE IT. IS THIS REALLY WHAT MY ALTERNATES ARE LIKE.

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READING YOUR POSTS MAKES ME WANT TO RIP MY EYES OUT.

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IF THAT WILL CEASE YOuR CONTINuOuS INSuLT. TO MY OWN EXISTENCE. THROuGH YOuR VOMIT OF WORDS. AND DEGRADATION OF MY NAME. THEN I IMPLORE YOu TO DO SO. ALSO THE IDENTICAL COLORS KEEP CONFuSING ME. YOu AREN’T EVEN A REAL LIME BLOOD. CHANGE YOuR FuCKING COLOuRS.

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THE IMPLICATION THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY BUSINESS, TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. IS VERY AMUSING TO ME. IN HOW PATHETIC IT IS, THAT IS.

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SEEING AS I LOOK LIKE THE VERSION OF YOu. THAT IS NOT INSuFFERABLE. IT WOuLD PROBABLY IMPROVE YOuR LIFE TO LISTEN.

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HOW SOME OF YOU DUMB FUCKS ON HERE SEE YOUR SELVES. AFTER SAYING THE DUMBEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ AT ME, LIKE IT'S ANY THING TO BE PROUD OF. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/02801F7BEA23.PNG

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xXx (( can u r3l3z3 an art tutori3l pls plz plz )) xXx

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WELCOME BACK. BITCHES, WHORES, AND ALPHAS. TO THE ART DUNGEON. WITH ME. THE ART MASTER HIM SELF. COMING AT YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW TYPE OF CONTENT. CALLED "SPEED DRAWING". I HAVE COME UP WITH IT MY SELF. BEHOLD, AND WATCH. AS THE MOST AMAZING ART YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, IS CREATED FOR YOU TO SEE. IT IS LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT THERE WITH ME. WATCHING ME CREATE PURE MAGIC. IN DIGITAL ART FORM. JUST A LITTLE PEEK, INTO THE LIFE OF AN ARTS MASTER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1431758C2E5C.GIF #ART #TRUEART #AMAZINGART #OUTSTANDINGART #GOODART #GREATART #FANTASTICART #BADASSART #THEMAN #MANGA #ANIME #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MAN #GAKA #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #ULTIMATEARTIST

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epic art r we allowed 2 b bitches nd alphas nd whores or only 1

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HM. I HAVE YET TO MEET ANYONE WHO MAY BE REFFERED TO AS AN "ALPHA WHORE". I WILL HAVE TO THINK ON THIS.

leg me kno bc i will gladly take tht title n wear it with pride

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TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO DESERVE THE TITLE. AND I'LL SEE ABOUT IT.

hmmm well u hav seen my icon

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PERHAPS IF YOU CONSIDER JOINING MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. I WILL CONSIDER, AWARDING YOU THE TITLE.

hmm what r the benefits

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BEING CONSIDERED AS AN "ALPHA BITCH". AND NOT BEING DESTROYED, WHEN THE TIME OF MY INEVITABLE RAMPAGE COMES.

those r p good. sure ill join ur bitches

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WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WHORE HAS DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. EXCELLENT.

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TURN THE WEB SITE OFF. TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW. IT HAS GONE ON TOO LONG. IT IS TIME TO TURN IT OFF NOW.

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tung tung sahur bro

hahe

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APPLIED FOR MEN SA. GOT REJECTED, FOR MAKING THEM ALL LOOK LIKE DUMB ASSES. SIGH. JUST ANOTHER DAY, IN MY LIFE.

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BITCHES LOVE ME. THEY LOVE ME FOR MY GREEN MONSTER. CLICK BELOW TO SEE A PICTURE, OF MY GREEN MONSTER. HTTPS://I.EBAYIMG.COM/IMAGES/G/4HCAAOSWJLZEE26U/S-L1200.JPG

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EXTRA, EXTRA. READ ALL ABOUT IT. 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i d꥟ seances t꥟ pray ꥟n y꥟ur d꥟wnfall

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

EACH ONE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER.

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🖕

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@sweetTorment[ST]

> FUCK YOU <

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

YOU WISH YOU WERE ME.

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@sweetTorment[ST]

> IN YOUR DREAMS <

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

I DON'T MAKE FOOD, BUT THEY STILL CALL ME CHEF. BECAUSE I'M COOKING, BITCH. I DON'T WORK AT A RESTAURANT. BUT THEY STILL SAY I'M SERVING. AND EVEN WHEN I'M NOT KILLING ANYONE. THEY SAY I'M SLAYING. YOU WISH YOU WERE ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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@spadesSlick[SS]

#calibornenglishisajoblesstoddler get it trending.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

WHO THE THE FUCK IS CALIBORNENGLISH, BITCH. MY NAME IS CALIBORN. FUCK YOU.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

#calibornisajoblesstoddler

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Do you lik£, n££d a job? Cl£mti & co plan£tary d£v£lopm£nt is lik£ SO hiring! Unpaid int£rns.<3

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED... BY ME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.

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#the

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

BECAUSE I AM THE FUCKING MAN, BITCH. DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE MY POWERS!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

BECAUSE I. AM THE FUCKING MAN. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

I AM THE FUCKING MAN, BITCH. THE AMAZING, BAD ASS, AND ALL POWERFUL... LORD ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S JUST BEEN FUCKING OWNED.

NEVER HEARD OF YA, BUT OKAY.

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please please die already.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

HOO HOO HOO. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WHORE CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT SHE GOT FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

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@itChy[IC]

YEAH YEAH YEAH GET OWNED BY #THEMAN

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No I Dont Think I Will

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

BEHOLD, BITCHES AND WHORES. MY NEWEST PIECE. DEPICTING MY BAD ASS "ORIGINAL CHARACTER". THE GREAT AND BAD ASS, LORD ENGLISH. SITTING UPON HIS THRONE, AS HE JUDGES YOU DUMB WHORES. NO DOUBT ABOUT TO BLOW UP SOME BITCHES AS THEY COWER IN FEAR BEFORE HIM. YES. LORD ENGLISH, IS COPYRIGHTED TO ME. DO NOT STEAL. #EPICART #LEGENDARYART #NEXTLEVELART #INSANEART #WILDART #DOPEART #SICKART #FIREART #MASTERPIECEART #STUNNINGART #JAWDROPPINGART #MINDBLOWINGART #UNREALART #CRAZYGOODART #ARTGOALS #ARTVIBES #ARTOBSESSED #ARTADDICT #CREATIVEFIRE #VISUALFEAST #ARTPOWER #ARTMAGIC #DARKARTVIBES #EDGYART #ARTREVOLUTION #ARTINSPO #ARTATTACK #ARTENERGY #ARTFURY #ARTBEAST HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0BE977E0CDC6.PNG

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

nice work

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꥟h. it's.. w꥟nderful.

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

why the fuck was I out of character

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\) -•-Quit now.-•- (/

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>([i t#ink t#e eye wit t#e scar s#ould be a different color and maybe like on fire or somet#in s#ootin laser beams]

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

YES. IT'S HIGH ART, BITCH. BEHOLD, AND WEEP!!!!!!!!!!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

YOU KNOW THE MID NIGHT CREW IS TRULY IS MID. WHEN IT'S EVEN IN THEIR NAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! "MID" NIGHT CREW INDEED!!!!!!!!!!! HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!

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@itChy[IC]

Yeah you tell em mini boss!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

FINALLY. A BITCH WHO SEES MY VISION.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

close enough.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

thank you damara. much appreciated.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

IT'S TOO LATE. YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN OWNED. THERE IS NOTHING MORE YOU CAN ADD, TO RECOVER FROM THIS SICK BURN.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

she was replying to me, dimwit.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

NO. SHE WAS NOT. FUCK YOU.

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AND WHAT YOU ARE. IS MID. HAA HAA HAA! GET FUCKING OWNED, BITCH. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE MAN.

yØu can think it was fØr yØu if it makes yØu feel gØØd.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

you're just restating your previous point.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE WICKED BITCH, @GUTSYGUMSHOE, HAS BEGUN EXTERMINATING MY FOES, THE ONLY WAY A FAT WHORE LIKE HER EVER COULD. BY EATING THROUGH THEIR NUMBERS. I EAGERLY AWAIT THE FULL EXTERMINATION, OF THE SHITTY LITTLE CARAPACE CREW.

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RUMBLE IN DA
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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Why i oughtta.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

WITH MY FIXED TABLET. I BRING YOU ALL, ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE, NAMED "TRAIN BITCH". ONCE AGAIN, BAD ASS AS EVER. EXCEPT FOR A PARTICULAR BITCH, ABOUT TO GET HER JUST DESERTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DC3880C8E0EB.PNG

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goes haRd as fucK

(๑∩▃∩๑) >> Check my favourite puppet out guyS. Her name iS Blip (๑∩⌣∩๑) httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/Sweetie%20Blip.png

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thats nicE but put .png at thE End of thE things namE so it EmbEds

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(๑∩▃∩๑) >> What

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thE End of thE imagEs namE on filEgardEn

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

OH, FUCK YES. I LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS GUY. VERY GOOD. SPLENDID.

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(๑∩▃∩๑) >> Thank you (๑∩⌣∩๑). She SayS you're nice too.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

BIG THINGS HAPPENING. BIG, BIG THINGS HAPPENING. #POWERINGUP

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I'm glad to hear that! We should all strive to be better, can't wait to see what you have in store. Ego sum ira Domini.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

don't give him another victim to tortUre!

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

I f££l lik£, a littl£ bad for that tabl£t though it lik£, n££ds to b£ out out of its mis£ry

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

That thing lik£ DO£S NOT work p£rf£ctly fin£. OMFG.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

I AM THE ONE USING IT, BITCH. AND HAVE USED IT TO PRODUCE MASTER PIECE UPON MASTER PIECE, FOR YEARS.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Do you lik£, tak£ r£qu£sts wait actually lik£.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

ONLY BAD ASS ONES, OBVIOUSLY. I AM NOT SOME SORT OF WOMAN.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

DARN. Ugh I lik£, r£sp£ct that.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

aw, brother, yoU've made a friend!

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

DO NOT SAY THIS KIND OF SHIT AT ME EVER AGAIN.

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

I'm lik£, GR£AT to hav£ as a fri£nd too <3 :P

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

TABLET UP DATE. PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE, DID NOT HELP AT ALL. IN FACT, ALL IT DID WAS PRODUCE BLACK SMOKE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, BEFORE LIGHTING ON FIRE. ALSO. IT STILL WILL NOT START. THE TECHNICIANS ON THIS SITE, ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE SERVICE. ZERO OUT OF TEN. NO STARS. SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS FUCKING THING START AGAIN. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/MQD_P6OUI-C/HQDEFAULT.JPG

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hahahahahaaha b꥟y has t꥟ get a new ꥟ne ahahahhahahahahha

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

MY DRAWING PAD WON'T START. WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY, AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOUR LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT. HERE IS ATTACHED, A PICTURE OF IT. FOR DIAGNOSIS PURPOSES. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/L9EHL169X3Q/HQ720.JPG?SQP=-OAYMWEHCK4FEIIDSFRYQ4QPAXMIARUAAAAAGAELAADIQJ0AGKJD&RS=AON4CLCBW_NWCPHX-QN7CUJD-KHBC3GUJG

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Okay lik£, who said i'm a whor£ b£caus£ i'm lik£, TOTALLY NOT. Lik£, s£cond of all it n££ds to b£ tak£n to lik£, a prof£ssional £ith£r way. That thing looks lik£ its on its lik£, last l£gs dud£.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

You won't be able to make it start again anytime soon, buddy.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

NO. I DO NOT EAT ANYTHING THAT ISN'T MEAT. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY TABLET.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Try the microwave for fifteen minutes.

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

IT WAS WORKING FINE YESTERDAY, MAN WHORE. YOUR DEVIOUS LIES AND TRICKS WILL NOT WORK ON ME.

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I'm starting to think whore is your favorite word.

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ok well in my profesh hardware xpert opinion theres a p good chance tooth paste will fix it

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD BRUSHING MY TEETH FIX MY TABLET. BITCH. YOUR WOMANLY PHRASES MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE.

i c i c in dat case were gonna have 2 pull out tha big guns u gotta turn it off n back on again imo......

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

She means applying toothpaste to the tablet, not brushing your teeth.

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