I-AM-YOUR-LORD
@undyingUmbrage
ARTIST. BLOGGER. INVESTOR. WRITER. KICKER OF ASSES. INVETOR OF CALCOIN™. BAD ASS, AND ALPHA MALE. ALL OF MY OPINIONS ARE THE CORRECT ONES.
hello, chittr! i awaken once again. i’m certain yoU will all appreciate my presence after another period of my brothers irritating existence.
KILL HIM, ALREADY. FUCKING KILL HIM. DO IT. THE MERE FACT OF HIS EXISTENCE, IS EMBARASSING FOR ME TO WITNESS. GET RID OF HIM. OR I WILL.
on that, at least, we can agree! still. i have received…a certain piece of advice sUggesting his death date is better to be postponed rather than hastened, for my own interests. yoUr assistance, on the hand, is both Unwanted and Unneeded.
YOU FAIL TO REALIZE TO THAT HIS EXISTENCE. AND PATHETIC, SNIVELING WAYS. PISS ME OFF, SEVERELY. AND THERE FORE, HE MUST DIE. THE EARLIER, THE BETTER.
oh i’m actUally qUite sUre i Understand it perfectly well! it’s jUst that the priorities of any version of my brother are kept secUrely at the very bottom of my own list. somehow being even loUder and crUder doesn’t exempt yoU from that rUle, lUv. ^u^
HOO HOO HOO. AND YET. THERE YOU ARE. HAVING YET FAILED TO PREDOMINATE. LET ALONE GOD TIER. AND HERE I AM. HAVING DONE BOTH.
oh, no, dear. i can assUre yoU efforts were well Underway to write my brother oUt of my story ! as i said, only recent advice hailing from someone with first hand experience has stayed that demise. any delay is merely by my choice, and proves to fUrther my own designs.
HOO HOO HOO. THEN I WOULD BE STRIKING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. IF I WERE TO KILL YOUR BROTHER NOW.
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH @TRENDYGNOSTALGIC HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF REASON. AND, CONSEQUENTLY. DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. AS THE NEWEST MEMBER, OF MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. HOO HOO HOO. MY INFLUENCE GROWS. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
YOu APPEAR TO BE. ME. YET EVERY WORD YOu SAY. IS HORRIBLE. AND I HATE IT. IS THIS REALLY WHAT MY ALTERNATES ARE LIKE.
IF THAT WILL CEASE YOuR CONTINuOuS INSuLT. TO MY OWN EXISTENCE. THROuGH YOuR VOMIT OF WORDS. AND DEGRADATION OF MY NAME. THEN I IMPLORE YOu TO DO SO. ALSO THE IDENTICAL COLORS KEEP CONFuSING ME. YOu AREN’T EVEN A REAL LIME BLOOD. CHANGE YOuR FuCKING COLOuRS.
THE IMPLICATION THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY BUSINESS, TELLING ME WHAT TO DO. IS VERY AMUSING TO ME. IN HOW PATHETIC IT IS, THAT IS.
THERE ARE. MANY DIRKS ON HERE.
Oh, great. Another of you.
HELLO, BLuE JANE. I GuESS THERE WOuLD BE. MORE OF ME. OR I’M MORE OF ME? I DON’T KNOW. THIS SHIT IS CONFuSING.
... Squint.
WHY ARE YOu DOING THAT. WHAT PuRPOSE DOES IT HOLD. TO INFORM uS OF WHAT FACIAL EXPRESSION YOu ARE MAKING. IS IT SOME SORT OF REQuIRED RuLE I WAS uNAWARE OF. IF SO. STARE.
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOST PATHETIC VERSION OF ME I'VE YET TO WITNESS. HAS CRAWLED HIS SAD LITTLE WAY ON MY WEB SITE.
The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness
I WANT TO PUT A GRENADE IN YOUR MOUTH AND PULL THE PIN. FUCK YOU. YOU DISGUST ME.
I KICKED THE GUY WHO KEPT THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW'S ASS. WHY THE FUCK WAS HE THROWING MELONS AT MY WINDOW ANYWAY.
I'LL KEEP SENDING MORE, BITCH.
I FUCKING DARE YOU TO SEND MORE MELONS, YOU GOTTA COMPETE WITH THIS OTHER MOTHERFUCKER WHOS BEEN SENDING MELONS AS WELL.
I AM NOT SENDING MELONS. I AM SENDING THE GUYS SENDING THE MELONS. YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND, THE LEVELS I AM OPERATING ON.
the sarswapagUs awaits! do not let my brother bother yoU all too mUch when he regains conscioUsness. oh, and, if yoU see this UroborUs…be thankfUl for yoUr stay of execUtion!
BITCH. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU. I WILL BOTHER EVERY ONE EXTRA HARD, JUST FOR THAT.
job intrview went gr8 accordin 2 calibron, i get 2 be alpha whore
i dnt get healthcare tho :/ only not 2 b destroyed
NOT BEING DESTROYED, IS THE BEST HEALTH CARE YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET, BITCH. IN FACT. YOUR HEALTH WOULD BE GRAVELY IMPACTED, BY BEING DESTROYED.
BITCH, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU ARE SIMPLY JEALOUS OF MY GROWING GAGGLE OF BITCHES. GET WRECKED, WHORE.
WELCOME BACK. BITCHES, WHORES, AND ALPHAS. TO THE ART DUNGEON. WITH ME. THE ART MASTER HIM SELF. COMING AT YOU WITH A WHOLE NEW TYPE OF CONTENT. CALLED "SPEED DRAWING". I HAVE COME UP WITH IT MY SELF. BEHOLD, AND WATCH. AS THE MOST AMAZING ART YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, IS CREATED FOR YOU TO SEE. IT IS LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT THERE WITH ME. WATCHING ME CREATE PURE MAGIC. IN DIGITAL ART FORM. JUST A LITTLE PEEK, INTO THE LIFE OF AN ARTS MASTER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1431758C2E5C.GIF #ART #TRUEART #AMAZINGART #OUTSTANDINGART #GOODART #GREATART #FANTASTICART #BADASSART #THEMAN #MANGA #ANIME #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MAN #GAKA #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #ULTIMATEARTIST
epic art r we allowed 2 b bitches nd alphas nd whores or only 1
HM. I HAVE YET TO MEET ANYONE WHO MAY BE REFFERED TO AS AN "ALPHA WHORE". I WILL HAVE TO THINK ON THIS.
leg me kno bc i will gladly take tht title n wear it with pride
PERHAPS IF YOU CONSIDER JOINING MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. I WILL CONSIDER, AWARDING YOU THE TITLE.
BEING CONSIDERED AS AN "ALPHA BITCH". AND NOT BEING DESTROYED, WHEN THE TIME OF MY INEVITABLE RAMPAGE COMES.
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WHORE HAS DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. EXCELLENT.
I HAVE CREATED AN IMPROMPTU TREBUCHET OUT OF BOREDOM BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO. RECCOMEND THINGS I SHOULD FLING OUT OF IT.